Leonard: Sheldon, I'm not taking you to Switzerland.
Sheldon: Well, of course you are. Who else would you take?
Leonard: Penny.
Sheldon: What?! Thats absurd. Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research.
Leonard: Yes, but it'll be Valentine's Day. We can go sightseeing and skiing and make love in front of a roaring fire in the shadow of the snowcapped Alps.
Sheldon: But Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research.
Leonard: I'm sorry Sheldon.
Sheldon: Sorry? I've been dreaming about going to the Large Hadron Collider since i was nine years old.
Leonard: Yeah, well I've been dreaming about spending Valentine's day with a girl since I was six.
Sheldon: Shame on you! That's no dream for a scientist.
LHC ruleZZZZ ! :pos2: