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Brainmachine

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Има премногу напалени 16-годишни типци на овој сајт.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: 16m

You: 14f

Stranger: =] horny ?

You: howdya now? ;)

You: cant stop thinking about it

Stranger: :) should i help you ?

You: how can u help me? ;)

Stranger: Wanna cyber ?

You: well wut r we doing now, silly?

Stranger: :) so what are you wearing cutie ?

Stranger: :) should i help you ?

You: my pjs

You: :)

You: theyre pink

You: my parents r asleep

You: its naughy time 4 me ;)

Stranger: =] then i'll remove your pjs

You: z z z

You: how big is ur cawk?

Stranger: And slowly touch, lick, suck and bite your nipples

Stranger: Getting bigger hottie

You: im a virgin u know

You: but i touch myself down there

You: all of the time

You: would u like to touch my pussy?

Stranger: Are you touching yourself ?

You: yeah, and ur missing out on all the fun

You: u?

You: r u touching urself rite nau

Stranger: Imagine me fingering you

Stranger: Then licking you until you cum

You: typing with 1 hand nau

You: ooooooooooh

You: stroke ur cock for me big boy

You: r u strocking?

Stranger: Yes :)

You: do u wish to experience a lightning orgasm rite nau?

Stranger: Yes!!!

You: fine, you asked for it

You: PIKACHU, ELECTRIC BOLT, GO!

Stranger: What the fuck?

:pos2:
 
Z

ZeroStyle

Гостин
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умрев од смеење браво!
 

~DaRko

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: how are u

Stranger: i'm fine

Stranger: thanks and you

You: im fine too

You: you are f or m

Stranger: lol

Stranger: korea :toe:
 

nameleess

N/a
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омеглево е закон, пробав асолно да зборам и напраив 3-4 пријатели од низ светов, бразил, мајами и финска, значи не е лошо, ама имаше и други што ги отерав у пм :)
 

Rokerot

The Guitar Addict
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: rawwr
Stranger: hi strange
Stranger: perve?
You: nope?
Stranger: really/
You: milf?
Stranger: no thanks

hahahahaha. :tapp:
 
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Stranger: hey
You: i need a kidney
You: do u have one spare?
You: pls?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: the right one
You: send it to my adress
Stranger: and that is ...
You: 5H1T number 159
You: im New York
You: in*
You: ok?
You: ill pay u with erepublik gold
You: deal?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: when?
You: i need it till wednesday
You: or ill die
You: ok?
Stranger: it won't arive before then
You: yes it will
Your conversational partner has disconnected.:pos2:


Stranger: hey
You: may the force be with u young skywaker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.:)
 

Chapstick

Сам свој психолог
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Stranger: heyy
You: еyyy
Stranger: you think it's weird for a guy to wear boyshorts?
You: how r u?
You: i dont
Stranger: awesome
You: yea
Stranger: you a guy?
You: no a girl
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: well would it matter what color?
Stranger: or like designs?
You: it wouldnt
Stranger: ha ok cool
Stranger: jjust wondering...cuz i wear em
You: okey
You: what colour?
Stranger: pink and blue
You: nice nice
You: nigazz
Stranger: haha
You: hehe
You: where r u from?
Stranger: texas
Stranger: lol what color are yours?
You: blue hehe
Stranger: ha cue
Stranger: cte
Stranger: cute
Stranger: what style?
You: umm...широки
Stranger: huh
 

toiise

Паско Кузман
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You: a
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what ıs u name
You: Noksir
You: yours?
Stranger: noksir :S
Stranger: what
Stranger: neville
Stranger: you female or male ?
You: female
Stranger: interesting name :)
You: do you know to swim
You: im from burkina faso
Stranger: ooww burkina faso
You: where are you from
You: ?
Stranger: I m f turkey
Stranger: 22 m
You: do you know how to swim?
Stranger: yes I know
Stranger: why ?_
You: no reason
You: do you have food?
You: cause im hungry
Stranger: oow really
Stranger: :S
You: yup
Stranger: I do not believe
Stranger: What can I do
You: you can kill a greek guy
You: and il give it to my lion
Stranger: say what
Stranger: : o
Stranger: are u mistress ?
You: yes
You: why?
Stranger: I m foot slave :z ... I like domination female or bdsm .
Stranger: understand
You: ya mann
 

Chapstick

Сам свој психолог
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You: a
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what ıs u name
You: Noksir
You: yours?
Stranger: noksir :S
Stranger: what
Stranger: neville
Stranger: you female or male ?
You: female
Stranger: interesting name :)
You: do you know to swim
You: im from burkina faso
Stranger: ooww burkina faso
You: where are you from
You: ?
Stranger: I m f turkey
Stranger: 22 m
You: do you know how to swim?
Stranger: yes I know
Stranger: why ?_
You: no reason
You: do you have food?
You: cause im hungry
Stranger: oow really
Stranger: :S
You: yup
Stranger: I do not believe
Stranger: What can I do
You: you can kill a greek guy
You: and il give it to my lion
Stranger: say what
Stranger: : o
Stranger: are u mistress ?
You: yes
You: why?
Stranger: I m foot slave :z ... I like domination female or bdsm .
Stranger: understand
You: ya mann
Ретардоси има на овај свет
 

bRutal savaGe

ಠ_ಠ
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: noothing
You: :D
Stranger: asl?
You: whats that?
Stranger: age sex location
You: i just fooling you lol
You: 28 f usa
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 29 m usa
You: lol
You: ure lieng
Stranger: no really i'm not
You: its not big deal really
You: im lieng too :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why?
You: i dont know why
You: its funny i guess
Stranger: i know right
You: soo do you think if u chatting with female u will get laid her?
Stranger: uhh no
Stranger: i have a girl
Stranger: i just like to chat
You: thats fine
You: im not from usa
Stranger: some people on here think they will though
You: i lie to you again :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its fine
You: and the third is lie too
You: im 18
You: :D
Stranger: then why pretend your so much older
You: its cool
You: :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i like you your fun
You: to know that you chatting with older
You: but i`am not gay, i dont like you :D
Stranger: but i've pretended to be a female once
Stranger: the guys are pretty dirty in here
Stranger: i think all they want is sex
You: yeah
Stranger: any way they can get it
You: we are so horny
You: where exactly are you from?
Stranger: oklahoma
Stranger: u?
You: sssr
You: :D
Stranger: lol

Stranger: haii
You: hi
You: are you nazi?
Stranger: ...i'm jewish
You: lol

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fuck you bitch.
You: aint no bitch
You: shitty
Stranger: not just any bitch, my bitch.
You: ure my botom bitch silly :)(
Stranger: your my pussy bitch retard.
You: dumbass
Stranger: ill fuck you in the ass with a fucking stick.
You: stick?
You: strip on is better
Stranger: strip on?
Stranger: strap on.
You: yeah right
Stranger: ill fuck you with a ball of your parents pubic hair.
You: soo uncreatve moronic douche are you
Stranger: im fucking jewish
Stranger: nigger fucker.
You: jew - nigger ?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: you caught me.
You: u`ve got some serious problems
Stranger: no you do.
Stranger: i see you.
Stranger: everyday
Stranger: on your way home.
You: am i sweet?
Stranger: i pull out my 12 inch and stroke it.
You: are u mastrubating on me?
Stranger: yeah and i cum on your shoes.
You: ohhh you making me wet
Stranger: mmm girl, to bad im gay.
You: im so sorry
You: may i join sometime on your gay party?
Stranger: i recieved aids at age 13.
You: in africa?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im your moms room.
You: slow dead, i like it :)
Stranger: i like you.
Stranger: if you were a male.
Stranger: we could
Stranger: fuck all over your kitchen
Stranger: and make a few porns.
You: lucky i am not
You: and dont know u
Stranger: oh baby you know me well.
You: i dont know any jew with aids :)
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you know me baby.
You: maybe your mum is know me
You: i strap on her every day
Stranger: my moms a bus driver for niggers like you.
You: no nigger here
Stranger: nigger right thurr.
You: are you nazi?
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: im jewish.
You: i am a hitler huge fan
Stranger: wanna get married then?
You: sure
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: you were the dick in the relation ship.
You: thats propably works for me
Stranger: okay be a tough guy and spank me.
You: for god sake, u are dieng!!!
You: i dont wanna get aids too
You: :D
Stranger: i only said to spank me.
You: so pervert
Stranger: i love you
You: i will love you to if u give me some pic of u
You: :D
Stranger: what sex are you?
You: lol
You: dont u understand this hole time
Stranger: no, are you a girl?
You: nah
Stranger: well i am.
You: ether or boy
You: herma RULZZZZ
Stranger: wtf.. llmfao.
You: anytime :)
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: im bored.
You: im bored too in the beggining
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: so are you really a guy?
You: a guy?
Stranger: boy.
Stranger: man.
You: im not a guy since 10 years
Stranger: oh i see you.
Stranger: i recently had a bowl put down there.
You: now my testicals is replaced by vagina
Stranger: sexy.
Stranger: your make my nips hard.
You: but u are gay :)
You: i dont have a penis anymore
Stranger: im far from gay baby, since i laid eyes on you.
You: if u replaced your aids with cancer i will make love with you :)
You: since then, fuck off
You: :)
Stranger: okay ill replace it right now.,
You: waiting...
Stranger: replaced.
You: lol
You: is it better now?
Stranger: all better. :)
You: i told ya
Stranger: lmfao.
Stranger: your funny.
You: nice to hear
Stranger: indeed it is.
You: are u living in europe?
Stranger: nope i living in the usa
You: there are some rumors here that people in usa are so damn stupid
You: :D
Stranger: lmfao, well most people over here dont give a fuck about shcooling.
Stranger: schooling*
You: make sence
You: sense*
Stranger: yeah, but i on the other hand, care to much about schooling unlike these other dick fucks.
You: that is not changing the fact that you are still gay
You: u will working in some gay bar
Stranger: im not gay.
Stranger: im striaght.
You: u said that ure gay
Stranger: i was kidding.
Stranger: silly, :p
You: why u lieng to me?
You: u are bad christian
Stranger: because i can. :)
Stranger: im not christian?
You: catholic, same shit
Stranger: lmfao.
Stranger: im not catholic either.
You: wtf are you?
Stranger: i dont know.
Stranger: i wasnt really raised anything.
You: so ure atheist?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i believe in god.
Stranger: but like i really dont practice a religion.
You: u dont have a religion and still beliving in god? 0_O
You: so bad personality
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

~DaRko

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You: ej

Stranger: hi

You: where are u from

Stranger: holland

Stranger: and u?

You: nice

You: macedonia

Stranger: m or r

You: l
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: y?
You: reallu need it?
You: 17 f
You: u?
Stranger: finally a girl! i keep getting creepy asshole guys
Stranger: im 16 m
You: from where?
Stranger: usa hbu
You: hbu?
Stranger: how bout you
You: haha
Stranger: haha
You: im from greece
Stranger: nicee
Stranger: is it nice there?
You: nope
You: to many gays
You: really
Stranger: hhaa sorry
You: no joking
You: its nice land, btw
Stranger: are you gay tooo?
You: but about 60% of the males are gays
You: i said i am a girl u silly
Stranger: girls can be gay toooo!
You: haha no i am not lesbian
You: i am straight
Stranger: haha okk
You: what bout you?
Stranger: haah im straight too
You: thats nice
You: i rarely meet straight boys
You: here in greece
Stranger: haha
You: and they are almost all busy
Stranger: so does that mean you havent done anything sexual with a guy?
You: nope
Stranger: wait that confused me
Stranger: have you done anything?
You: how do you mean?
You: ive kissed a guy
You: if you ment that?
Stranger: have you done anyything sexual?
Stranger: like in the pants?
You: haha ive done that
You: by myselve
You: f*
Stranger: nicee
Stranger: have you ever seen a guy nakedd?
You: only on pics
Stranger: can i see what you look like?:)
Stranger: not sexually
Stranger: i just wanna see what you look like
You: i dont eve know you
Stranger: hi im jack nice to meet you
Stranger: haha
You: i am larissa
Stranger: i like that name:)
You: tnx
Stranger: so can i see youuu?
Stranger: ill show you what i look likee
You: hey its too late really gotta go
Stranger: wait!
You: tell me your email
Stranger: rbkgoalie23@gmail.com
Stranger: whats yours?
You: maybe ill send you a pic
You: ill add you
Stranger: okk
You: ok byee
Stranger: byeeee
е секогаш кога ќе се погоди машко, му велам дека сум ф од гејција и му објаснувам колку педери има овде...
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