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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hows life?
You: which?
Stranger: whatever
You: lol
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: asl?
You: my asl?
Stranger: yepp
You: why u need that
You: ;)
Stranger: just for fun
Stranger: :)
You: sense makes noone
Stranger: hahahah
You: but if u insist...
Stranger: no im not
You: 26 f ukraine
Stranger: if you dont wanna tell me its ok
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ohh great
Stranger: ahhaha
You: why great?
Stranger: nope
You: ur asl
Stranger: m 15 ny
Stranger: hahaha
You: yeah yeah, lie to me ;)
You: 15, lol im gonna be in jail
You: too young
You: go asleep
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: nah
You: i honsetly like sometime to have sex with adolescent but 15 is too young ;)
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: isnt that great?
You: lol
You: anything is great
You: where uu from
Stranger: ny
You: nyc?
Stranger: yepp
You: good
Stranger: why?
You: soo do u have a web cam
Stranger: yes
Stranger: wanna try?
You: lol
You: ure so young
You: im to old for you
Stranger: why not?
You: i told u allready
Stranger: haha
You: do u have a fb profile?
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: wanna see?
You: if u want to
Stranger: can i see yours?
You: uare the kid
You: ;)
Stranger: so?
You: if i like u in the picture then we go web cam
You: ok?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hahaha
You: hurry my houseband is coming
Stranger: my prof name is adrian jusuf ronodipuro
Stranger: find it?
You: lol kiddo you are so damn hot
You: wow
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: it it true?
Stranger: *is it
Stranger: so?
Stranger: wanna try?
You: but you are immigrant for asia im a right?
You: :(
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: haha
You: thailand?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: indonesia
You: ohh, so poor country :(
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: why?
You: whores in any block
Stranger: hahaha
You: dissaster of economy
You: and ugly faces
You: lol
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: you hurt my feeling
You: but u`re identity is american?
You: right
Stranger: yes
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: so?
Stranger: wanna webcam?
You: sry but i have to go now, my houseband is so fucking horny, i need to satisfacted him... i will contact you on fb
You: ok?
You: ;)
Stranger: ohh great
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whats your name?
You: ilinda (илинда :wtf: кај го ископав ова)
You: i will add u dont worry
You: bye now
Stranger: add my fb
Stranger: k?
You: sure
You: bye
Stranger: bye :)
You have disconnected.

ахахах master of disaster :pos2:
малиов сега го плеска на разговоров :drk::pos:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 21 m kind chinese,wanna get msn here
You: sure that i wanna
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how about you、
Stranger: ?
You: how long is your wiener Chinese?
You: i bet is not longer then 13 cm
You: o_O
Stranger: you just funny
You: am i right?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: are you a gay?
You: no
Stranger: so you are young american girl,am i right?
You: exactly
Stranger: yup
Stranger: :p
You: but im afraid that your skinny wiener is too small for my enormous vagina
You: ;)
Stranger: hah
You have disconnected.

Азијциве ако ме најдат ќе ме рејпнат гарант :pos2:
 
Леле не сум со сите! Smite me,you mighty smiter!
Пола саат дремам....м,м,м,м,м,м,м,м,м,м и и после:
Stranger:Heey
You:Elou
Stranger:m/f
You:m,you?
Stranger:F :]

и ми снемува интернет.
 
Stranger: hi

You: Heyy

Stranger: asl

Stranger: ?

You: 23

You: Russia

You: u

You: ???

Stranger: male female ?

You: m

Stranger: 25 korea f

You: I like Asian

You: girls

Stranger: why?

You: Because

You: they have thiny

You: vaginas

You: and i have big

You: cock

You: Do u have a FB pr?

Stranger: i'm horny

Stranger: horny girl

You: Can i help u?

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: come on~~~

You: What r u wearing

You: lets cyber a little

Stranger: underwear

You: wohoooooooooooo

You: me 2

You: Now

Stranger: Very excitement


You: think

You: that im licking

You: your oussy

You: pussy*

Stranger: lol

Stranger: your penis insert my body

You: ok

Stranger: Want to wash your sexual gland


You: ok

Stranger: haha

You: typing with one hand

You: now
Русија бе!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: /hello

Stranger: halu

Stranger: freeze this is FBI you are in a restricted website

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

You: im freezed

You: like a horny monkey

Stranger: We got already your IP address

You: nice

Stranger: I'm not kidding

Stranger: (Time Travel)

Stranger: I'm Hitler

Stranger: from the Nazi Germany 3rd Reich

You: i am chuck

Stranger: (Time Travel)

You: chuck norris

Stranger: I love Josephine

You: i fuck Josephine

Stranger: fuck u

Stranger: im going to invade your country

Stranger: i am napoleon bonaparte

You: i am stranger

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tag youre it
You: chak-chak BUM
You: you're it
Stranger: u cant do that..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Се исплаши од сачмарката. :)
 
Stranger: HI
You: hI
Stranger: How are u
You: how am i?
You: fucked up
Stranger: How cum...
You: i cant find some normal girl who wanna striptis web cam :)
Stranger: Hmm, thats pretty sad.
Stranger: ;o
Stranger: What to do now?
You: if u are f then we go web cam, if ure not then call your mum to serf for me :)
You: its that ok!?
Stranger: Lol. ;o
Stranger: you're a little desperate, are you...? :P
You: why desperate?
Stranger: Seems so...
You: i have a fucking orgasam on a sleep
Stranger: o rly..
You: yeah
Stranger: :P
You: so i cant go over
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: thats difficult
Stranger: how old are u, if i may ask
You: there was a two girls with who i gradueted in highschool
You: :D
You: fucking hot pussys
Stranger: haha
You: lol
Stranger: U likey?
You: who dont !
You: lol
Stranger: Good question :P
You: if ure fucking fagg
You: then...
Stranger: :O
Stranger: no
You: then u knowed how it is, i dont need to tell ya
You: :D
You: if uare around 17-20
Stranger: then
Stranger: im 19
Stranger: :P
You: cool, me to
Stranger: Nice.
You: do you have any horny easy fucking girls in your neibrhood?
Stranger: Maybe
You: or money-fucking, its not problem
You: ;)
Stranger: xD
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: where are u from
You: mcd
You: dont ask me pls where it is
Stranger: Im thinking xD
Stranger: haha
You: what u find?
Stranger: Master City Developer ?
Stranger: if have no idea anyway.
You: omfg, what a geek are you
You: lol
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: what place is it
You: sooposed you are usa right?
Stranger: No
You: i can understand you, ure people have serious problems with geographic
Stranger: Im from the Netherlands actually :P
You: ohh
Stranger: so..
Stranger: haha
You: im living couple of miles upstairs
You: from u
You: lol
Stranger: :P
Stranger: Oke
Stranger: haha
You: downstairs pardon
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: haha
You: i like to go in holland some day
You: in that street, what is call?
You: red...
You: somehow
Stranger: which place?
You: street of the prostitute
You: ;)
Stranger: O lol
Stranger: Amsterdam? Deventer?
You: amsterdam
Stranger: haha
You: how is called?
You: i forgot
Stranger: I have no idea. I do not live there and I do not know...
You: ure fucking joking me!?
Stranger: Ye.
Stranger: I donnow the street name of it
You: where u live then
Stranger: Province Gelderland.
You: some deep shit village ?
You: :P
Stranger: No :P
Stranger: Close by Deventer
Stranger: haha
You: do you have a sisster?
Stranger: No
You: fuck
Stranger: xD
You: girlfriend?
Stranger: Can i tell you a little secret?
Stranger: :P
You: ok
Stranger: I am a girl.
You: lol
Stranger: Haha
You: bad type of lieing
You: are u sure?
Stranger: Ye i am :)
You: u have a soft vagina behind your swetty legs
You: :D
Stranger: :(
You: whats wrong hunny?
Stranger: Nothing
Stranger: i have no swetty legs
Stranger: :P
You: fatty legs?
Stranger: No
Stranger: :O!
You: then?
You: what kind of legs do you have if is not a fatties
You: lol
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Just normal?
Stranger: :P
You: works for me
You: :)
You: i cant be sure 100 percent
You: soo...
You: do u have a fb profile
You: ?
Stranger: fg?
Stranger: fb?
Stranger: **
You: yeah
You: u know, facebook
Stranger: Oh face book
Stranger: No i dont
Stranger: Only hyves
Stranger: xD
Stranger: & myspace
You: myspace will be good
Stranger: & Twitter
You: :)
You: can i have it
You: :)
Stranger: which one?
You: your myspace profile
Stranger: oh ok
You: if u dont mind
Stranger: wait a sec.
You: w8ing...
Stranger: long time ago :P
You: excuse me?
You: what was your saing?
Stranger: Long time ago
You: what that?
Stranger: Log in
Stranger: wait :P
You: ohh yeah,
You: u are not female chick really are you -|-
Stranger: I am a female :O
You: some pic of u in your pc maybe?
Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/omglikewhoah
You: dont see any pic?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/145/l_e5b34db80975402fbb3b27ae09d5b606.jpg
You: are u really this ???
Stranger: Ye :) really.
You: too good to be true :D
Stranger: No i mean it
You: huh, i dont know how to be sure
You: I WANT TO MARRIED WITH YOU !
Stranger: :P
You: u have a msn
You: ?
Stranger: Ye
You: thats great
Stranger: U too? :P
You: sure
Stranger: tell me.

...........

хааахахха, и што е најбитно не е ФЕЈК! ! !

СО ЛОНГ САКРС, ЗАМИНАВ ЗА НЕДОЈДИЈА! ! ! ! ХАХХАХАХА
 
Stranger: HI
You: hI
Stranger: How are u
You: how am i?
You: fucked up
Stranger: How cum...
You: i cant find some normal girl who wanna striptis web cam :)
Stranger: Hmm, thats pretty sad.
Stranger: ;o
Stranger: What to do now?
You: if u are f then we go web cam, if ure not then call your mum to serf for me :)
You: its that ok!?
Stranger: Lol. ;o
Stranger: you're a little desperate, are you...? :P
You: why desperate?
Stranger: Seems so...
You: i have a fucking orgasam on a sleep
Stranger: o rly..
You: yeah
Stranger: :P
You: so i cant go over
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: thats difficult
Stranger: how old are u, if i may ask
You: there was a two girls with who i gradueted in highschool
You: :D
You: fucking hot pussys
Stranger: haha
You: lol
Stranger: U likey?
You: who dont !
You: lol
Stranger: Good question :P
You: if ure fucking fagg
You: then...
Stranger: :O
Stranger: no
You: then u knowed how it is, i dont need to tell ya
You: :D
You: if uare around 17-20
Stranger: then
Stranger: im 19
Stranger: :P
You: cool, me to
Stranger: Nice.
You: do you have any horny easy fucking girls in your neibrhood?
Stranger: Maybe
You: or money-fucking, its not problem
You: ;)
Stranger: xD
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: where are u from
You: mcd
You: dont ask me pls where it is
Stranger: Im thinking xD
Stranger: haha
You: what u find?
Stranger: Master City Developer ?
Stranger: if have no idea anyway.
You: omfg, what a geek are you
You: lol
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: what place is it
You: sooposed you are usa right?
Stranger: No
You: i can understand you, ure people have serious problems with geographic
Stranger: Im from the Netherlands actually :P
You: ohh
Stranger: so..
Stranger: haha
You: im living couple of miles upstairs
You: from u
You: lol
Stranger: :P
Stranger: Oke
Stranger: haha
You: downstairs pardon
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: haha
You: i like to go in holland some day
You: in that street, what is call?
You: red...
You: somehow
Stranger: which place?
You: street of the prostitute
You: ;)
Stranger: O lol
Stranger: Amsterdam? Deventer?
You: amsterdam
Stranger: haha
You: how is called?
You: i forgot
Stranger: I have no idea. I do not live there and I do not know...
You: ure fucking joking me!?
Stranger: Ye.
Stranger: I donnow the street name of it
You: where u live then
Stranger: Province Gelderland.
You: some deep shit village ?
You: :P
Stranger: No :P
Stranger: Close by Deventer
Stranger: haha
You: do you have a sisster?
Stranger: No
You: fuck
Stranger: xD
You: girlfriend?
Stranger: Can i tell you a little secret?
Stranger: :P
You: ok
Stranger: I am a girl.
You: lol
Stranger: Haha
You: bad type of lieing
You: are u sure?
Stranger: Ye i am :)
You: u have a soft vagina behind your swetty legs
You: :D
Stranger: :(
You: whats wrong hunny?
Stranger: Nothing
Stranger: i have no swetty legs
Stranger: :P
You: fatty legs?
Stranger: No
Stranger: :O!
You: then?
You: what kind of legs do you have if is not a fatties
You: lol
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Just normal?
Stranger: :P
You: works for me
You: :)
You: i cant be sure 100 percent
You: soo...
You: do u have a fb profile
You: ?
Stranger: fg?
Stranger: fb?
Stranger: **
You: yeah
You: u know, facebook
Stranger: Oh face book
Stranger: No i dont
Stranger: Only hyves
Stranger: xD
Stranger: & myspace
You: myspace will be good
Stranger: & Twitter
You: :)
You: can i have it
You: :)
Stranger: which one?
You: your myspace profile
Stranger: oh ok
You: if u dont mind
Stranger: wait a sec.
You: w8ing...
Stranger: long time ago :P
You: excuse me?
You: what was your saing?
Stranger: Long time ago
You: what that?
Stranger: Log in
Stranger: wait :P
You: ohh yeah,
You: u are not female chick really are you -|-
Stranger: I am a female :O
You: some pic of u in your pc maybe?
Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/omglikewhoah
You: dont see any pic?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/145/l_e5b34db80975402fbb3b27ae09d5b606.jpg
You: are u really this ???
Stranger: Ye :) really.
You: too good to be true :D
Stranger: No i mean it
You: huh, i dont know how to be sure
You: I WANT TO MARRIED WITH YOU !
Stranger: :P
You: u have a msn
You: ?
Stranger: Ye
You: thats great
Stranger: U too? :P
You: sure
Stranger: tell me.

...........

хааахахха, и што е најбитно не е ФЕЈК! ! !

СО ЛОНГ САКРС, ЗАМИНАВ ЗА НЕДОЈДИЈА! ! ! ! ХАХХАХАХА

Абе ти со мене да не си четувал?:vozbud:
Ја на сите им викам дека сум од Недојдија кога ке ме прашаат од кај си:kesa:
 
хахах не верувам, си разменуваме слики преку мсн братче ! ! !

хахха се договараме на лето да им наминам на гости :vozbud:
 
да не сакате мсн да ви дадам од цурава!?

OMFG, SHE IS SOOO HOT !

Don't include information like passwords or credit card numbers in an instant message.

SoSSO! says:
hello
:)
Niké [c=#FE016C]♥[/c] says:
Well, hello then :P
SoSSO! says:
madam
same pic :P

Niké [c=#FE016C]♥[/c] says:
Ye cuz is my new picture from 3 weeks ago or something.
SoSSO! says:
uve got some other
?
Niké [c=#FE016C]♥[/c] says:
Ye
sure.
SoSSO! says:
lol
huh
Niké [c=#FE016C]♥[/c] says:
(:
whut
SoSSO! says:
look litlle diffrent
from that angle
:D
Niké [c=#FE016C]♥[/c] says:
why XD
haha
this is me in italy
SoSSO! says:
soo whats your place you saing in holland?
Niké [c=#FE016C]♥[/c] says:
xd
SoSSO! says:
maybe i will come this summer with my buddies
:D

Niké [c=#FE016C]♥[/c] says:
Lol.
SoSSO! says:
what province what that?
Niké [c=#FE016C]♥[/c] says:
Gelderland.
SoSSO! says:
Gelderland - i will remember that
omg
nice pic at the moment

еве ви од МСН ако не верувате, ги мењаше на Аватар сликите wow
 
Stranger: do you like music?
You: of course
You: who doesnt
Stranger: genre?
You: mostly metal
Stranger: i like a7x
You: i know a song from them
You: i forgot the name
You: :D
Stranger: ex
You: their drummer died right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Се шокираше изглеа. :pos2:
 
аа baze_sk си фати девојка а:)? браво браво:pos:
 
You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: nasl ?

You: my asl?

Stranger: no nasl ?

Stranger: n is for name

You: 0o

Stranger: came up with it myself:D

Stranger: too proud :D

You: ohhh


разговарав со иден научник дефинитивно :ojea:

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Stranger: hi

You: хи

You: hi

You: :)

You: how are u

Stranger: good

Stranger: you

You:
im fine

You: where are u from

Stranger: you

Stranger: usa

You: macedonia

Stranger: cool

You: what is your name

Stranger: Fred

Stranger: yours

You: do you know macedonia?

You: Bezimenka

You: :)

Stranger: guy or girl?

You: girl

You: you have nice name Fred :)

Stranger: you too

Stranger: i've never seen a girl from macedonia

You: but i dont have a name...or you dont saw it
 
Stranger: what are you opinions on gay/lesbian people?and gay issues?(ima lesbian)

You: gay people are retards but its good to stay in middle of two lesbians

You: am i right?

You: xD

Stranger: fuck youuu
 

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