Q: An unconfident team has lost every game but one in the premiership.
After losing 12 games in a row, the coach decides to give a pep talk to his squad. What does he say?
A: At least we're not Tottenham.
Whats the difference between Tottenham Hot spur fan and a Vibrator?
A Tottenham Hot spur fan is a real Dick !
Q: What's the difference between Tottenham Hotspurs and a drum??
A: Nothing.. they both get beaten all the time..
Two spurs fans jump off of a cliff, which one hits the ground first?
Who gives a fuck.
Q:What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line at White Hart Lane?
A: They score.
Neutral: What does THFC stand for?
Spurs Fan: Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
Gooner:Tottenham heading for championship!
You're trapped in a room with a grizzly bear, a deadly rattlesnake, and an Man United fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Man United fan... twice.
Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Alex F is visiting Highbury..Arsene W tells him that foreign footballers are more intelligent than home grown..."i dont think so " says Alec..AW calls Denis Berkamp over "Your fathers son is not your brother who is he?" "oh thats easy" says denis "its me"...
Next day Alex calls David B in.."tell me son,..your fathers son is not your brother who is he"? David thinks and says" can I think about it boss and come back to you?" That night he asks Victoria the same question.."I'm not sure" she says "phone Jaap Stam he'll know". D B phones JS and asks "thats easy he says its me"
Next day D B goes to see the boss " i've worked it out he says its Jaap Stam" "Get off you daft bugger" says Alex "its Denis Berkamp"