Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.
A Leeds fan, an Arsenal fan and a Manchester united fan escape from prison. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large sacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later two police officers came into the barn. The sergeant told the constable to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sergeant asked him what he saw and the constable yelled back, "Just 3 sacks."
The sergeant told him to find out what was in them, so the constable kicked the first sack, which had the Arsenal fan in it. He went, "Woof", so the constable told the sergeant there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the Leeds fan in it. He went, "Meow", so he told him there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the scum fan in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked 6 more times, and finally the scum fan said, “Potatoes".