Manbearpig!
I'm here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end of the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course about Manbearpig.
It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that Manbearpig isn't real. Well, I'm here to tell you know, Manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists. I'm serial. Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you! I'm super-serial.The droppings of Manbearpig are similar to pig droppings, but more manbearlike.
But have no fear, because I am here to save you! And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say "Thank you, Ike. You're super awesome."
I hope now you guys see that this is totally serial.
*I know this is a Macedonian forum, but it will be better the post to be on English so ALL the people understand me.