Нови факти за Џек Бауер.
How badass is Jack Bauer? He eats ribs for dinner. His OWN ribs.
Jack Bauer has Xenu locked in his trunk.
Jack Bauer has caused more suicides than extacy.
You don't wanna say "Hello" to Jack Bauer's little friend.
When Jack Bauer drops the soap, black people pick it up.
Tom Jones throws his underware at Jack Bauer.
If MacGyver and Chuck Norris had a kid, it would look like Jack Bouer’s shit.
Jack Bauer filled up his GMail in 23 Hours and 59 secs.
Jack Bauer is the reason snakes don't have legs.
Jack Bauer's favorite air freshener scent is "vanilla napalm".
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" is tattoed on the inside of Jack's eyelids.
The people at Konami refer "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start" as 'Jack Bauer mode'.
Jack Bauer dips his nachos in plutonium.
Jack Bauer doesn't contemplate suicide, he just does it. Every season.
Jack Bauer drinks milk after the expiration date.
Jack Bauer can capture the flag, during deathmatch. (
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Jack Bauer may not speak your language, but he sure as hell knows what you're saying.
Jack Bauer is the shortest distance between 2 points.
Jack Bauer's balls are visible from space.
When Jack Bauer was finished interrogating Chuck Norris, Chuck was pregnant.
Jack Bauer has the schematics of heaven on his PDA.
Jack Bauer has a another daughter called Rambo.
Jack Bauer made the Mona Lisa blink first.
Jack Bauer is God's way of saying, "Fuck off Darwin."
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.
You can tell how much Jack Bauer likes you by how far above your kneecap he shoots you.
When Jack Bauer calls for backup, he isn't requesting more men. He's telling you to back the fuck up.
When you go to hell, it's just a room with you and Jack.
The first words spoken after the Big Bang were, “The following takes place between the birth of Jack Bauer and eternity.”
Temporary incapacitation is Jack Bauer's way of saying, "let's be friends."
Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep.
Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret.
The Jack Bauer action figure shot Barbie in the knee to get Ken to talk about GI Joe.
Jack Bauer can type 90 words per minute. On his cell phone.
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