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A man wanks into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve your typo in here"
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Africans have the best drinking games.
Like, "The last one to find water dies"...
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Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.
After five, it ought to default to "Unstable"
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HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.
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I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker.
Can't wait to see my new cock.
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I got so sick of the trick or treaters at Halloween that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.
Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.
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