"See, the key to eating the black and white cookie, Elaine, is that you wanna get some black and some white in each bite. There's nothing better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet still somehow racial harmony eludes us. If only people would LOOK TO THE COOKIE, all our problems would be solved."
"Your views on race relations are just fascinating. You should really do an op-ed piece for the times."
"Mmm. Look to the cookie, Elaine, look to the cookie!"