American Pie Band Camp
Matt Stifler: What the fuck!
Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie, you look lost?
Matt Stifler: Are you an asshole, you're hairy and you smell like shit!
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Elyse: Do you know what you just did?
Matt Stifler: Doesn't matter. Fucker's going down!
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Ernie Kaplowitz: I really want to work for NASA.
Matt Stifler: National Anal Sex Association?
Ernie Kaplowitz: No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?
Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?
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Brandon Vandecamp: You're going down.
Matt Stifler: No, I'm not. But your mom did last night. Did she play the trumpet? 'Cause she has really strong lips.
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Ernie Kaplowitz: Get her drunk? That's the secret of the ages, that's step number two?
Matt Stifler: No, actually it's step four - but you don't have the balls for two, or the tongue for three!
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Oz's brother: Hey, Stifler, how come Steve's got all the talent in your family?
Stifler: Bite me, fuck face.
Kevin's brother: Come on, man, you're missing it.
Stifler: I've seen it a million times, you fuckin ass booger.
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Jimmy: Macro's gonna fuck your ass up fool!
Matt Stifler: What the fuck's a Macro?
Oscar: The M.A.C.R.O., Morale and Conflict Resolution Officer. I heard this one time, this kid went into that office, a baritone, and came out a soprano!
Jimmy: Clairinet up the ass backwards yo!
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Matt Stifler: Have a great day, fucko!
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Matt Stifler: ( To Ernie) You filthy little cyber-fucker!
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Matt Stifler: I've been fucking poisoned!
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Matt Stifler: (To Brandon) How's that taste, Vande-cock? Mmmm... good, huh? Warm and sa lty? Yeah, it's a CUM-pletely new formula! 100% Stiffy Juice! SPF 69!
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