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Крис Рок во Rush Hour(ваљда беше од тој филм:)) - Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
овој цитат дури е искористен во реклама на Антенна 5 радио:pos2:
 
од Star Wars дефинитивно најомилени ми се оние на Darth Vader:

"I, am your father... kkhhuuuu...." -му го вели на Skywalker
"If you only knew the power of the dark side" -со нагласок на pOWeeeer :pos2:
"Give yourself to the dark side"
"The force is with you young Skywalker, kkhhuuu..., but you're not a jedi yet.
Хахаха и мене ми се најомилени тие, исто Darth Vader кога објаснува за death star:
1-The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant to the POWER of the force...
Импераорот:
2-He will join us or DIE!!!
3-POWER!!!!! ULTIMATE POWER!!!!
4-Feed your anger! Thats the path to the dark side!!!
Оби Ван:
5-Remember the force will be with you... ALWAYS!!!
6-Luke use the force and run!!! Run to Dagobah!!!
 
Jack: You've thrown out the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: Firstly it's a vile drink that makes even the most respectable men act like scoundrels. Secondly, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you even think there is the slightest chance they won't see it?
Jack: But why is the rum gone?!
 
Will Graham: I thought you might enjoy the challenge. See if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for.
Hannibal Lecter: Then by implication, you think you're smarter than I am, since it was you who caught me.
Will Graham: No. I know I'm not smarter than you.
Hannibal Lecter: Then how did you catch me?
Will Graham: You had...disadvantages.
Hannibal Lecter: What disadvantages?
Will Graham: You're insane.
Red Dragon



Hannibal Lecter: First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?
Clarice Starling: He kills women...
Hannibal Lecter: No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by killing?
Clarice Starling: Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, sir...
Hannibal Lecter: No! He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now.
Clarice Starling: No. We just...
Hannibal Lecter: No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes seek out the things you want?

The Silence of the Lambs
 
Stewie Griffin: [Stewie and Stu visit his family in the future. Lois greets them at the front door] She's still ALIVE? What the hell, man?


Stewie e малиот, a Stu е Stewie од иднината.
 
How much blood would you shed to stay alive? - Jigsaw (SAW)

Time? No one can give you time! Time is an illusion.... - Jigsaw (SAW)

Stop trying to hit me, and HIT ME! - Morpheus (The Matrix)

It doesn't matter if it was by an inch or a mile. Win is win! - Dominic (Fast and Furious)

I will give him an offer he can't refuse. - The Godfather (The Godfather)
 
-Wanna know how i got theese scars ? My father was .. a drinker, and a fiend ! And one night he goes of crazier than usual .. mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself
.. he doesnt like that, not one bit ... so, me watching .. he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it , he turns to me and he says: Why so serious ? .. he comes at me with the knife, Why so serious ? .. he sticks the blade in my mouth, Lets put a smile on that face .. and .... Why so serious ?

Joker !
 
Batman: The Dark Knight
Joker: Do you know where i got these scars...? My father was a drinker, and one night he comes home craaazier than usual... mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself he didnt like that NOT, ONE, BIT!!!! So he takes the knife to her laughing while he does it than turns to me and says: WHY SO SERIOUS, comes at me with the knife, WHY SO SERIOUS!... sticks the blade in my mouth... LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE... aaaand... why so serious?
 
American Pie Band Camp

Matt Stifler: What the fuck!
Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie, you look lost?
Matt Stifler: Are you an asshole, you're hairy and you smell like shit!
______________________
Elyse: Do you know what you just did?
Matt Stifler: Doesn't matter. Fucker's going down!
______________________
Ernie Kaplowitz: I really want to work for NASA.
Matt Stifler: National Anal Sex Association?
Ernie Kaplowitz: No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?
Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?
_____________________
Brandon Vandecamp: You're going down.
Matt Stifler: No, I'm not. But your mom did last night. Did she play the trumpet? 'Cause she has really strong lips.
____________________
Ernie Kaplowitz: Get her drunk? That's the secret of the ages, that's step number two?
Matt Stifler: No, actually it's step four - but you don't have the balls for two, or the tongue for three!

____________________
Oz's brother
: Hey, Stifler, how come Steve's got all the talent in your family?
Stifler
: Bite me, fuck face.
Kevin's brother
: Come on, man, you're missing it.
Stifler
: I've see
n it a million times, you fuckin ass booger.
_____________________
Jimmy
: Macro's gonna fuck your ass up fool!
Matt Stifler
: What the fuck's a Macro?
Oscar
: The M.A.C.R.O., Morale and Conflict Resolution Officer. I heard this one time, this kid went into that office, a baritone, and came out a soprano!
Jimmy
: Clairinet up the ass backwards yo!
_____________________
Matt Stifler: Have a great day, fucko!
_____________________
Matt Stifler: (
To Ernie) You filthy little cyber-fucker!
_____________________
Matt Stifler: I've been fucking poisoned!
_____________________
Matt Stifler: (To Brandon) How's that taste, Vande-cock? Mmmm... good, huh? Warm and sa
lty? Yeah, it's a CUM-pletely new formula! 100% Stiffy Juice! SPF 69!


Стифлеров е 100% луд :pos2::pos2: Сум се газела од смеење :pos::pos::pos::pos:
 
Balian of Ibelin-What does Jerusalim mean to you?
Salahadin-Nothing(starts walking away)
Salahadin-(turns around)EVERYTHING!
 
Star Wars:
Yoda:Don't try...Do it,or do it not...There is no try...
....
Darth Vader:Luke,take off my mask...I want to see you with my own eyes...
Luke:But you'll die...
Darth Vader:Now nothing can change that...
(Luke takes of his mask)
 

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