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[Rick Wright]

Say hello to my little firend -> Tony Montana

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse -> Don Vito Corleone

 

[wot]

Stephanie: I gave 'im that nickname.
When he was little he had these buck teeth and big ears and he was so cute, wike a wittle wabbit.

**
Stephanie: Me and Greg are having problems.
B. Rabbit: He found out about the eviction?
Stephanie: No.
B. Rabbit: The settlement check aint coming?
Stephanie: No, it's comin' it's comin'... it's our sex life.
B. Rabbit: Mom I don't wanna hear this shit!
Stephanie: I mean it's good, it's real good. He just doesn't like to...
B. Rabbit: [interupting] Mom I don't wanna hear this!
Stephanie: [complaining] Greg won't go down on me.
B. Rabbit: Mom!
[Shuts the bathroom door in her face]

**

Alex: [to Jimmy] So how come they call you rabbit?
Future: Cause he's fast and he likes to fuck a lot.

**

8 mile.

 

[kIRe9]

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my MOUTH ?????

 

[Фил Ајви]

Што те бију ови добри људи? :pos2:

Професионалец

 

[Pl.]

"Lieber in der Hölle regieren, als im Himmel zu dienen."-Al Pacino

"Freiheit ist, sich nicht entschuldigen zu müssen."-Al Pacino

Im Auftrag des Teufels

 

[Vlatko_Gjorce]

''how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise''
Angel Heart

 

[Слајдер]

Терминатор синхронизиран на бугарски...(I'll be back)
"Ште се врнам, сичките ште ве потепам"
Анаконда...
"Тези змијулка... не е змијулка"

 

[BliND]

Exorcist, The Beginning :
"God is not here today , priest."
Death Note (Japanesse Anime ) :

"Yagami Light: I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!"
"L: Whatever you say, I'm still taking your cake. "

 

[wot]

Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?


Donnie Darko. :pos2:

 

[Redneck Rebel]

Demon: Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
The Exorcist

Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?

Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Drop the gun, fat boy.
Snatch

Jay: You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."
Clerks 2

Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?
Clerks

Adrian is trying to get to Rocky in the ring]
Rocky: Adrian!
Adrian: Rocky!
Rocky: Adrian!
Adrian: Rocky!
Rocky: Adrian.
Adrian: Rocky.

Mickey: You're a bum, Rock. You're a bum.
Rocky: I ain't no bum, Mick. I ain't no bum.
Rocky

Tommy: Richard? Is this your coat?
Richard: Don't do it.
Tommy: Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat.
Richard: Don't
Tommy: [singing] Fat guy in a little coat. / Fat guy in a little coat.
Richard: Take it off, Dickhead, I'm serious!
Tommy: Richard! What's happening?
[coat rips]
Tommy: Uh oh!
Tommy Boy

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Dazed and Confused

 

[[zEUs]]

,,Никој не сака да живее со светец. Светците се досадни,,


Од филмот . ,,Отказ за 2 недели,,

 

[Axl Rose]

еј филмов го гледав сега на А1 :pos2:

Somebody stop me !!!
знаете од кој е :pos2::pos2:

 

[zlxlclvlbln]

Цитат од Crocodile Dundee

Баткава иди од дивините на Австралија во Њу Јорк.

Richard Mason: New York City, Mr. Dundee. Home to seven million people.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.

 

[Natural-girl]

Од 7 pounds:

George Ristuccia: You know, Ben, I keep asking you this but why me?
Ben Thomas: Because you are a good man.
George Ristuccia: No, really.
Ben Thomas: Even when you don't know that people are watching you.

Ben Thomas: I was planning on dying here.
Larry: Then you'll have to pay in advance!

 

[Vlatko_Gjorce]

Dead Heat (1988) :

"Hey, you're hurt!"
"Lady, I'm fu*king dead."

:pos2: