So this is what happened recently in Romania.
We have the MAI (that's the Ministry of Internal Affairs in Romania) and we have one retired individual. This retired individual goes to the hospital saying his heart is hurting, the doctors investigate him, but his symptoms don't make much sense. They ask him if he travelled outside the country, he says he didn't.
A bit later he gets severe pneumonia, doctors decide to test him for Co-Vid, it is confirmed the dude is infected. After being questioned again he says he was in Israel, he didn't tell because he didn't want his family to get quarantined for no reason.
Fast forward a bit, his entire family is infected, his wife, his son, his daughter in law, who is pregnant and her 3 year-old girl all infected. The doctor who investigated him for heart problems ? Infected. An entire hospital in quarantine. But on 1st and 8th March we have
Martisor and Woman's day, so he and his son gave Martisor or flowers to their female acquaintances and colleagues (usually many women respond with a kiss on the cheek to those they know). Today (11.03.2020) the number of cases in Romania almost doubled, the vast majority being people who had contact with him or his son.
Why did he lie tho ? Don't worry, a woman from the office of population evidence was found, she was with him in Israel and is infected too. It was his lover .... and that's why he didn't want to say he was outside the country, to hide his escapade.
So here you have it, one fuck which resulted in lying to the authorities and starting a pandemic in Bucharest, a criminal file which he received in shockingly fast time (considering where he worked and that his son works for the Romanian Secret Services (SRI), probably some rather high-up people who are now quarantined are quite pissed), an entire hospital quarantined, and doubling the cases of Co-Vid in Romania, countless people who wish he doesn't die from the virus to serve in prison, an endangered family (with 1 very young and 1 unborn child), and a possible divorce.
Does this pass for "the costliest fuck of the year" ?
Ps: Today the cases of Co-Vid 19 in Romania almost doubled, wait for us Italy!