Enjoying a hot beverage = foggy glasses.
Cooking = foggy glasses.
Rain = foggy, drippy, wet glasses. Your whole world is reduced to this.
Waking up in the morning and forgetting where you left them.
Finding a perfect frame feels like a magical, Cinderella moment. Until you see the price.
Needing to take them off to clean ‘em.
Wiping the oily fingerprints off your glasses is a lifetime challenge. And the innermost corner is NEVER clean enough.
People asking if they can try them on. Hahahaha. No.
Spontaneous sleeping becomes less spontaneous when you have to figure out a safe spot for your glasses.
The fact that they…
…constantly…
…need readjustment.
Trying to work out in glasses is the worstttttt. Never try it.
The fact that fake hipster glasses exist.
You gotta watch your step when getting out from your freezing air-conditioner car.