Omegle - Troll a Stranger. Now!

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Stranger: hello

You: yooo

Stranger: asl?

You: 16,57444254441122

You: you?

You: :S

You: hey im talkin to you !

You: :D

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Stranger: I dont know who you are, I dont know what you want, if you are looking for ransom, I can tell you i dont have money, but what I do have, are a very particular set of skills, skills i have aquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you... If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it, I will not look for you, i will not pursue you..... But if you dont... I will look for you, I will find you, and i will kill you.

You: really?

Stranger: i will kill you

Stranger: my name is Bryan Mills

You: yeah?

Stranger: yes

You: well my name is Chuck Norris

Stranger: LIES!

Stranger: THE GAME!

You: Ludacris

Stranger: X-IBIT?

:pos2:

Stranger: Hello

You: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Stranger: Bye

:pos:

Stranger: ketchup?

You: yeah

Stranger: i want some.

You: hahaa

You: i want some too :S

Stranger: omg, you don't have ketchup? ):

You: i have one in the frigde

You: :D

hahahahahahahahahahahhhahuhaueaheauheahe

Stranger: hej

You: pa ti si gej

You: hey

You: :D

Stranger: sicuna la tresca oro?

You: gengsta oro

Stranger: lol!

Stranger: good reply

You: :D

:pos:
 
Stranger: hello

You: yooo

Stranger: asl?

You: 16,57444254441122

You: you?

You: :S

You: hey im talkin to you !

You: :D

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Stranger: I dont know who you are, I dont know what you want, if you are looking for ransom, I can tell you i dont have money, but what I do have, are a very particular set of skills, skills i have aquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you... If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it, I will not look for you, i will not pursue you..... But if you dont... I will look for you, I will find you, and i will kill you.

You: really?

Stranger: i will kill you

Stranger: my name is Bryan Mills

You: yeah?

Stranger: yes

You: well my name is Chuck Norris

Stranger: LIES!

Stranger: THE GAME!

You: Ludacris

Stranger: X-IBIT?

:pos2:

Stranger: Hello

You: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Stranger: Bye

:pos:

Stranger: ketchup?

You: yeah

Stranger: i want some.

You: hahaa

You: i want some too :S

Stranger: omg, you don't have ketchup? ):

You: i have one in the frigde

You: :D

hahahahahahahahahahahhhahuhaueaheauheahe

Stranger: hej

You: pa ti si gej

You: hey

You: :D

Stranger: sicuna la tresca oro?

You: gengsta oro

Stranger: lol!

Stranger: good reply

You: :D

:pos:
Си требал да му кажеш good luck, тоа ти е цитат од taken.
 
Се насобрав слики од невестиве на кој им зборам...хахаха Ова интересно ми стана,,хаххаа (шала)
 
Stranger: I dont know who you are, I dont know what you want, if you are looking for ransom, I can tell you i dont have money, but what I do have, are a very particular set of skills, skills i have aquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you... If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it, I will not look for you, i will not pursue you..... But if you dont... I will look for you, I will find you, and i will kill you.

Уху почеток на нова копипаста по интермецов :)
Време е да ја потсменам и да допринесам во ширењето:vozbud:
 
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Stranger: fuck

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: hi fuck

You: 1234568

Stranger: 7!!!'

You: ?!

You: do you stupid

You: ????

Stranger: u forhgot 7

Stranger: ure syupid

You: aj pickati majcina

Stranger: medicin

Stranger: apotek

You: Od kaj si da te ebam

Stranger: jag vill inte träffa dig, du är otrevlig

Stranger: rumpa

You: Јас сум слаткар

You: а ти си будала

Stranger: du är alltså ryss

Stranger: uacj

Stranger: jag tkr inte om ryssar

Stranger: lite knäppa sådär

You: ајде чао

You: педер

You: скапан

Stranger: china

Stranger: cayenne

You: GAY

Stranger: u are

You: MACEDONIA

Stranger: macedonia is gay
 
ајде бе кајганџии уклучете се да не најдам некој :S

You: hi

Stranger: hi?

Stranger: i am new here

You: wow

You: welcome

You: to the hell

Stranger: lol

You: now get in the fuckin' car

Stranger: there some dude that say round one fight,wtf is this

You: now

Stranger: hello?

You: i can explain

You: you

You: you're talking to random

You: stranger

Stranger: ha ok

You: and everyone

Stranger: you know what

You: jokes here

Stranger: ROUND ONE,FIGHT!!

Stranger: HADOKEN

Stranger: SHORYUKEN

You: dude

Stranger: you block?

You: yeeeah

Stranger: YHBT

You: i block

Stranger: GRAB

Stranger: you los

You: duck

Stranger: ho wait

Stranger: you duck

Stranger: you have a opportunity

You: me grab a gun

Stranger: what you achr?

You: and shoot

Stranger: wtf

You: you in your

You: fuckin

You: head

You: bang bang bang

Stranger: no gun in street fighter 4

You: you loose
 
^^^^^^^^^^^болна работа мајке ми... хаххахахах
 
You: where are you from?

Stranger: russia

You: I'm from Macedonia

Stranger: it's in Africa?
:nesvest:
Не знам дали е ова за смеење или за плачење...
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Stranger: horny?

You: ah so you're one of them

You: ke te remetaaaam

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Me tarzan
You: u?
Stranger: Lera
You: nice to meet u Lera
Stranger: me too^^
You: so where are u from?
Stranger: Germany
Stranger: and u?
You: i live in macedonia
You: in the junge
You: :D
You: so u have pets?
Stranger: yes i have cat
You: nice :D
Stranger: and u?xD
You: i have a monkey
You: his name is Chita
You: he is my best friend
You: :D
You: But my wife Jane hates Chita
Stranger: wow...How old are you?
You: 26
Stranger: i am 16))
You: i dont know what to do
You: u are younger than me
You: please tell me what to do
You: i love them boath
You: boath of them*
You: im desperate
You: she dont want to have sex with me anymore
You: tell me what to do?
You: she tells me that i have to choose between her and chita
Stranger: ahh so...you should chita choose^^
You: but i cant fuck chita
You: am not maniack
Stranger: i think so..
You: om tnx
You: ok*
Stranger: u can to find the new girl
Stranger: )))
You: ok
You: but a love jane soooo much
You have disconnected.
 
После долго време повторно отварам Омигл :) и погледнете што пишува сега :)

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
 
You: hii

Stranger: يوم الجمعة القادم

You: oo

You: salam alejkum

Stranger: haha

You: :P

Stranger: from?

You: macedonia

You: u

Stranger: greece?

You: fuck it

You: nope macedonia

Stranger: ok

You: wbu where r u fRom`

Stranger: from saudi arabia

You: nice

Stranger: is macedonian same as greek?

You: nope

You: its different greeks r gays

Stranger: haha okay

You: got it now...

Stranger: yeah sorry

You: np
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You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: like the band AVA?

You: mava

You: yeah

Stranger: ?

You: tapa

Stranger: cool

You: kajgana remet cRew

Stranger: who?

You: Kajgana Remet Crew have u heard of it

Stranger: nope.

You: u will soon cuzz u r init

Stranger: ?

You: where r u fRom

Stranger: not tellin u. mental fuck head

You: kurot da mi go pusis

You: pederce edno

Stranger: ?

You: kaj e majkati

Stranger: english please you cock

You: preeska bese tuka

You: gomno jadec

You: hey have u seen 2girs1cup

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: i have seen it

Stranger: its pretty good

You: the u should kno that thats ur mom
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tuka se prepravam deka sum masko :D

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats your name?
Stranger: : D
You: james
You: yours?
Stranger: suvi
You: where u from
Stranger: fomr
Stranger: finland :D
Stranger: aha
Stranger: u?
You: australia
Stranger: cool :D
Stranger: how is it there? warm?
You: hot
Stranger: cool
You: in summer
Stranger: ye a: D its pretty cold in here :D
Stranger: :S*
You: awesome
Stranger: hah, i like more when its warm
You: do you make snowmans?
Stranger: not now :D its summer
Stranger: i did last winter, but there was grass in that, cause there were not much snow : Dhaha
You: hahahahahahahaha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: it didnt seem healthy : (
You: wear a hat
You: :D
Stranger: haha :D yea
Stranger: i but it hat too
You: are you a boy or a girl
Stranger: im girl
Stranger: and you are boy : D know cause of the name
You: yes'
You: :D
Stranger: yye
Stranger: : DD
You: james is a boys name :D
Stranger: yes, i know that :D
Stranger: how old are you btw?
You: 19
You: you
Stranger: im 17
You: cool
Stranger: ou, ou, my back is breaking right now :S
You: are you ok?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: now im :D
You: OMG is your back broken?
Stranger: hahah, luckily no, but it feels like it :S

e ova e cepaza!

Stranger: Hello kids! Im lamp! Your friendly neighborhood spiderman! Im going to teach you how to count!
You: im superman

најдоброто

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: What's on your mind?
You: guess
Stranger: Politics?
You: no
You: guess again
Stranger: Philosophy?
You: no, guess again
Stranger: Physics?
You: no
You: last try
Stranger: ...Sex?
You: no
You: sorry
You: money is on my mind :D
Stranger: Aha... Money...
Stranger: And what would you do if you had all the money?
You: rule the world
Stranger: You?
Stranger: Rule the world?
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: You'll have to get past me first
 
Stranger: hi

You: heyy

Stranger: have you ever shit on a womans chest and then fucked her tits??? chilly dogging i think>?

:tapp::tapp::tapp::tapp::tapp::tapp::tapp::tapp:
 

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