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- 6 јули 2009
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Me:
Do you have sex my lord?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
I don't think so
...........
Me:
Do you ever try to have sex with the girl like me?
God:
Yes I try to try to have sex with the girl like you as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
So, whats hapen? Do you put your dick on her pussy?
God:
Yeah that's right. Interesting question. I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
You like my pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
..................
Me:
My pussy is so sweet. Do you want to try licking my pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy. I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
If you licking my pussy I will married you baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Good reason.
Me:
Baby baby bay baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "Baby". Don't call me "Baby".
................
п.с. се извинувам ако има грешки, тоа е мојот англиски не јас
Do you have sex my lord?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
I don't think so
...........
Me:
Do you ever try to have sex with the girl like me?
God:
Yes I try to try to have sex with the girl like you as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
So, whats hapen? Do you put your dick on her pussy?
God:
Yeah that's right. Interesting question. I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
You like my pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
..................
Me:
My pussy is so sweet. Do you want to try licking my pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy. I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
If you licking my pussy I will married you baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Good reason.
Me:
Baby baby bay baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "Baby". Don't call me "Baby".
................
п.с. се извинувам ако има грешки, тоа е мојот англиски не јас
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theMLS
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Me:
you wanna smoke some weed?
God:
Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
ц ц ц :nenene:
you wanna smoke some weed?
God:
Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
ц ц ц :nenene:
ZoraNaSlobodata
Чоечко суштество
- Член од
- 5 ноември 2008
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- 2.736
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- 111
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- Член од
- 2 декември 2009
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- 44
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- 3
God:
What kind of food does he like?
Me:
laina
God:
Sounds delicious.
:pos2:
What kind of food does he like?
Me:
laina
God:
Sounds delicious.
:pos2:
InSuLaNeR
A man who never was a boy.
- Член од
- 13 јули 2009
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- 878
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- 107
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
b
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
story
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
any
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
time
God:
As Einstein said, Time is Money.
Me:
money
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
about 3
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about 3.
Me:
talk?
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
to me?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i want
God:
Interesting gossip: said want.
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
ehe
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no u?
God:
Me either " Do you have any idea what I am talking about?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes you?
God:
OK.
Me:
what ok
God:
OK. Are you confused?
Me:
no you are
На крај се збуни и не ми одговори ништо
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
b
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
story
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
any
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
time
God:
As Einstein said, Time is Money.
Me:
money
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
about 3
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about 3.
Me:
talk?
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
to me?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i want
God:
Interesting gossip: said want.
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
ehe
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no u?
God:
Me either
" Do you have any idea what I am talking about?"? Me, ?Me:
yes you?
God:
OK.
Me:
what ok
God:
OK. Are you confused?
Me:
no you are
На крај се збуни и не ми одговори ништо
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Господ
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Me:
do you wack off?
God:
Yes I try to wack off as often as possible, do you?
Хмм...Да?
do you wack off?
God:
Yes I try to wack off as often as possible, do you?
Хмм...Да?
Mikiyo San
-.-
- Член од
- 27 март 2009
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- 112
Me:
asl pls ?
God:
5/Robot/California.
asl pls ?
God:
5/Robot/California.
bRutal savaGe
ಠ_ಠ
- Член од
- 10 јули 2009
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- 4.213
- Поени од реакции
- 88
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
God:
What is your phone number?
Me:
fuck off you wanna rape me
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
becouse you are pervert
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pervert.
Me:
go for it
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
nvm
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
fuck u and that guy
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
stfu
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
no fuck them
God:
Are you serious? Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
fuck you and stfu alredy
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
i will tell to my friend satan that you are disurbing me
God:
What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
heaven is for pussys
God:
I think heaven is a lot of things.
Me:
yeah pussyss,morons,dicheads,nerds...
God:
So? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
who is stronger you or the satan?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I will search for it.
Me:
omfg you are the biggest moron in the universe
God:
All of them?
Me:
all
God:
" All of them?"? All?
Me:
all bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. How do you know?
Me:
i dont have respect for shit like you
God:
Have you ever had respect for shit like me ?
Me:
no god dammit
God:
Are you serious? I am a Christian.
Me:
i am a ateist you stupid
God:
You are a ateist me stupid? How do you like your work?
Me:
that not a work you are fiction moron fuck off
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hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
God:
What is your phone number?Me:
fuck off you wanna rape me
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
becouse you are pervert
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pervert.
Me:
go for it
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
nvm
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
fuck u and that guy
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
stfu
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
no fuck them
God:
Are you serious? Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
fuck you and stfu alredy
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
i will tell to my friend satan that you are disurbing me
God:
What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
heaven is for pussys
God:
I think heaven is a lot of things.
Me:
yeah pussyss,morons,dicheads,nerds...
God:
So? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
who is stronger you or the satan?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I will search for it.
Me:
omfg you are the biggest moron in the universe
God:
All of them?
Me:
all
God:
" All of them?"? All?
Me:
all bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. How do you know?
Me:
i dont have respect for shit like you
God:
Have you ever had respect for shit like me ?
Me:
no god dammit
God:
Are you serious? I am a Christian.
Me:
i am a ateist you stupid
God:
You are a ateist me stupid? How do you like your work?
Me:
that not a work you are fiction moron fuck off
* све е измислено во разговорот :wink: