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Liverpool:The world's greatest football team. Once. A long time ago.
 
Maradona-Tubby handballing drug taking tax avoider. Ooh and a footballer.
Arsenal-North London team, run by genius who's tight with money!
Kokain-Gods way of telling you you're earning too much money
K.ronaldo-Mahoganny tanned master of balls. Diving, winking, Ferrari Crashing arse.
vejn roni-Kicks pigs bladders, kicks people, looks like a King Edward!
Evropa-Continent outside America which belongs to America. Loves World Wars.

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sex: Wham, bam thankyou ma'am! (or man!)
 
Earth
You are here. Third rock from the Sun. Mostly harmless.

The Terminator

Body building, badass robot from the future. He'll be back.

Chuck Norris
You don't find Chuck Norris. He finds you.

Anal sex
Does she? Doesn't he? Only one way to find out!

Fart
Wonderfully smelly gas dispelled from bowel. Man's joy = woman's despair.

:pos:
 
World Cup: Four-yearly contest. England lose in quarter final.
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Nicolas Sarkozy:France's shortest President. Often delivers speeches standing on a box.

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George W Bush:Overpowered idiot, defective clone of defective hereditary, still made millions.

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Bulgaria-beautiful european country with stunning women and shit communist buildings

France-Country where they like Jerry Lewis. No one knows why.

Italy-Boot-shaped sexy country that produces noodles and organized crime.

Somalia-pirate-producing african nation, majority of population now living in cardiff......

:)

Japan-Warlike islands, bland food. Like Britain, but slantier. Got bombed.

Iran-Dyslexic spelling for Iraq. Awesome carpets, but wants to blow up the world

Israel-Tiny piece of Mid-East sand. No oil, yet hotly contested.

Spain-People from England travel here on Holiday. Decent at Football

Portugal-Child Stealing Country, less significant than Spain; nice weather though.

The Netherlands-Flat, wet European country. Inhabitants enjoy liberalism, shmoking and pancakes.

John Terry-Average, overrated footballer, struggles to keep it in his pants.
Tiger Woods, if he was white, English, and played soccer.

Frank Lampard-Attacking midfield footballer (England, Chelsea) that is not Steven Gerrard.
 
Greek - Language spoken in Greece. Greek letters are required for mathematics

Paris Hilton - Celebrity flat-chested blonde who likes sucking cock while being filmed. :hihi:

wanking - what the internet was originally, and still is, intended for.

Bono - Pronounced Bow-no Not Bonno, Overrated Singer of U2, condescending Douchebag
Bono
Bono



Green Day
- Pretend to play 3 chord songs using 5 colored buttons.

Barack Obama - America's 43rd President, Nobel Peace Prize Winner. Optimist who hopes:hihi:

God
- Old man/woman, beard, likes clouds, lives in Yorkshire apparently.

Virus - What you will get if you screw hookers without protection.

Avatar - Technically groundbreaking, unoriginal, movie about blue aliens. Pocahontas in space.

Chelsea - Devoid of Mourinho they will never win The Champions' League.

Manchester City - Largest exporter of empty blue seats in the United Kingdom.

England - A place to drink tea and complain about the weather.

white - The color pink people claim to be to feel superior. :hihi:
 
Marijuana: Illegal magical plant that reveals truth when smoked or eaten. :pos2:
 

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