Bulgaria-beautiful european country with stunning women and shit communist buildings
France-Country where they like Jerry Lewis. No one knows why.
Italy-Boot-shaped
sexy country that produces
noodles and
organized crime.
Somalia-pirate-producing african nation, majority of population now living in cardiff......
Japan-
Warlike islands,
bland food. Like
Britain, but
slantier. Got
bombed.
Iran-Dyslexic spelling for Iraq. Awesome carpets, but wants to blow up the world
Israel-Tiny piece of Mid-East sand. No
oil, yet hotly contested.
Spain-People from
England travel here on Holiday. Decent at
Football
Portugal-
Child Stealing Country, less significant than
Spain; nice weather though.
The Netherlands-Flat, wet European country.
Inhabitants enjoy liberalism, shmoking and pancakes.
John Terry-Average, overrated footballer, struggles to keep it in his pants.
Tiger Woods, if he was white, English, and played soccer.
Frank Lampard-Attacking midfield footballer (England, Chelsea) that is not Steven Gerrard.