Next time you're gonna get my hopes up could you please take me to a grease monkey? Because I like to get lubed up before I get fucked!
Some lube would be nice. Or at least a courtesy lick, God. How about a little courtesy lick the next time you decide to fuck me?
You know mom, the least you could do is kiss me first because I like to get kissed before I get fucked.
Dude, Filipino hookers don't get fucked the way I do.
Could we at least pull up here and get some dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined after I've been fucked.
You might as well go buy some cigarettes too because I like to have a smoke after I get fucked.
I've got a better idea. Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms because we should at least be safe if you're going to fuck me, mom.
Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick, mom? Because I wanna at least look pretty the next time you decide to fuck me.
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