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DeaDShoT
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да.... Ilumious
Патник, педер, поет, администратор, масон
И нормално...да го победи Челзи у двата меча!!!
И да го победи Челзи...во двата натпревари нормално!!!
Goran Bt
локал патриот
ovaj malku e postar nekoj mesec ama uste e aktuelen mislam do zavrsuvaketo na prvenstvoto ke bidi :jaj:
Vozi bitolcanec niz Skopje,go zastanva policija i mu veli: Vozese brzo, pomina na crveno, ne nosis kais, treba da platis 400 evra i 3 bodovi da ti odzemime. Bitolcaneco mu veli eve 400 evra se brzam, a policaeco muveli: A tie 3 boda so treba da ti gi zemam? Bitolcaneco odgovara: dajtemugi na Vardar nego ke mu trebaat.
:baeh:
Vozi bitolcanec niz Skopje,go zastanva policija i mu veli: Vozese brzo, pomina na crveno, ne nosis kais, treba da platis 400 evra i 3 bodovi da ti odzemime. Bitolcaneco mu veli eve 400 evra se brzam, a policaeco muveli: A tie 3 boda so treba da ti gi zemam? Bitolcaneco odgovara: dajtemugi na Vardar nego ke mu trebaat.
:baeh:
Иначе за сите овие прекршоци...треба да има 50 казнени бода...али џабе,ни тие не му помагаат:nenene:!!!
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Inter fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Inter fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Maria, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not an Inter fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not an Inter fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Milan fan, and proud of it," Maria replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Maria, why are you a Milan fan!?"
"Because my mom is a Milan fan and my dad is Milan fan, so I'm a Milan fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Milan fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were an a$$hole, what would you be then?"
"Then," Maria smiled, "I'd be an Inter fan."
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Maria, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not an Inter fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not an Inter fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Milan fan, and proud of it," Maria replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Maria, why are you a Milan fan!?"
"Because my mom is a Milan fan and my dad is Milan fan, so I'm a Milan fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Milan fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were an a$$hole, what would you be then?"
"Then," Maria smiled, "I'd be an Inter fan."
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Што бара Берлускони во Македонија?
- Им купува "Саравита" на играчите. :pos2:
- Им купува "Саравита" на играчите. :pos2:
J
JOEY JORDISON
Гостин
Роналдињо му рекол на К.Роналдо:За тебе сум Горан Пандев.
Господа простете ако го има вицов.
Господа простете ако го има вицов.
ManUtdChampions
Lleyton Hewitt
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Абе што мислите кој ќе тепа Манчестер или Фулам. хихихихи
Наброј 3 тима што во своето име содржат пцовки:
Арсенал, Ливерпул и е**н Манчестер...
ПоздраФ!! :pos2::pos2::pos2:
A Man Utd fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Man Utd shirt. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter in a Arsenal scarf. "Hello mate," says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Man Utd fans in heaven."
"What?" Exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Man Utd fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man," replies the Man Utd supporter.
"Oh really," says St. Peter. "What have you done, then?"
"Well," said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa."
"Oh," says St. Peter. "Anything else?"
"Well, two weeks before I died I also gave 10 pounds to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 pounds to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay," said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty quid back, now screw off."
Top tip for Manchester United fans: don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable penis to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.
"What?" Exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Man Utd fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man," replies the Man Utd supporter.
"Oh really," says St. Peter. "What have you done, then?"
"Well," said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa."
"Oh," says St. Peter. "Anything else?"
"Well, two weeks before I died I also gave 10 pounds to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 pounds to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay," said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty quid back, now screw off."
Top tip for Manchester United fans: don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable penis to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.
В
Вори
Гостин
Си бил Гаел Клиши..и си бил еден Нани и му ја скршил кичмата..
И сеа овој првиов има последици..
И сеа овој првиов има последици..
