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President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

Проблемите на човештвото,лол. Idiocracy! :helou:
 
Од Bolt:

Bolt: - Gotta warn you, going into the belly of the beast, danger in every turn.
Rhino: - I eat danger for breakfast.
Bolt: - You're hungry?
Rhino: - Starving.
Bolt: - Welcome aboard.
 
Од 10 things I hate about you:

Kat Stratford: I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.


Kat Stratford: We're going now.
Walter Stratford: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, *no* ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.


Kat Stratford: You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know?
Patrick: Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.

Finding Nemo:

Dory: Hey, what's wrong?
Marlin: What's wrong? While they're busy doing their little impressions, I'm miles from home with a fish who can't even remember her name.
Dory: Boy, I bet that's frustrating.
Marlin: Meanwhile, my son is missing.
Dory: Your son Chico?
Marlin: Nemo.
Dory: Right. Got it.
Marlin: But it doesn't matter, because no one in this entire ocean is going to help me.
Dory: Well, I'm helping you.


[the whale groans]
Dory: Okay, he either said, "move to the back of the throat," or he "wants a root beer float".
 
Mean girls:

Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners. She knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.
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Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.
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Regina: I know, right?
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Karen: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
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Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks.
Regina: [after girl walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.
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Regina: I gave him everything... I was half a virgin when I met him!
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Karen: You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that.
Karen: What? He's a good kisser.
Gretchen: He's your cousin.
Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
Gretchen: Right.
Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh.
Karen: That's not right, is it?
Gretchen: That is so not right.
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Ајт доста беше, друг ден-друг филм:smir:
 
eating , drinking , FUCKING , SOCKING (scarface)
ARCHILES:Iss there no one else??!!!(troy)
AGAMEMNON:he want's to die(troy)
 
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Mark Darcy: Can I ask you a question Bridget?
Bridget Jones: Of course, any question... as long as it's not, 'Will You Marry Me'.

Bridget Jones: Omg, it is isn't it? It's will you Marry me? Ok, no! Wait, pretend that we just came out...

Bridget Jones: and you asked me if you could ask me a question and I said yes and NOTHING more. Ok, go.
Mark Darcy: Bridget Jones, will you marry me?

City of angels
Seth: I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.
 
Од Однесено со виорот
Rhett: It seems we've been at cross purposes, doesn't it? But it's no use now. As long as there was Bonnie, there was a chance that we might be happy. I liked to think that Bonnie was you, a little girl again, before the war, and poverty had done things to you. She was so like you, and I could pet her, and spoil her, as I wanted to spoil you. But when she went, she took everything.Scarlett: Oh, Rhett, Rhett please don't say that. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry for everything.Rhett: My darling, you're such a child. You think that by saying, "I'm sorry," all the past can be corrected. Here, take my handkerchief. Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief.Scarlett: Rhett! Rhett, where are you going?Rhett: I'm going back to Charleston, back where I belong.Scarlett: Please, please take me with you!Rhett: No, I'm through with everything here. I want peace. I want to see if somewhere there isn't something left in life of charm and grace. Do you know what I'm talking about?Scarlett: No! I only know that I love you.Rhett: That's your misfortune.[Rhett turns to walk down the stairs]Scarlett: Oh, Rhett![Scarlett watches Rhett walk to the door]Scarlett: Rhett![runs down the stairs after Rhett]Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett! Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?Rhett: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
 
Колку сум се смеел на репликава:
Jerry: "I'm a man!"
Osgood: "Well, nobody's perfect.

И кој друг ако не Сталоне:
Rambo, this is Murdock, we're glad you're alive. Where are you? Give us your position and we'll come to pick you up!
Murdock - I'm coming to get YOU!
:ojea:
 
Julia Roberts во Notting Hill: „Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her.“
 
СЕНКИ

Менка: Насмевни се, утре ќе те нема
 
Tony :Im Tony Montana you fuck with me you fuck with the best <-------SCARFACE
 
Fear and Loathing Trip to Las Vegas
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Кликни за повеќе...
 
[FONT=Arial, Arial, Helvetica]Дефинитивно од легендарното дело на Стенли Кјубрик,се произведени најклутните.Еве само едно од нив[/FONT]:tv:
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[FONT=Arial, Arial, Helvetica]Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.[/FONT]
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