Michael Owen scores 10 goals in the Asia tour and somehow cons Manchester United to offer him a contract extension till 2012
* That very day, Fergie hails him as the "best striker of his generation" and tips him to make the England 2014 World Cup squad.
* The Neviller offers to become Fred the Red after his contract runs out and is not offered an extension. Request is obviously granted.
* The rich buggers at City launch a mammoth $1.5billion dollar irresistible offer for United and the Glazers sell.
* Cue riotous outrage across Manchester as the new owners change the kits of both clubs and an identical design and sponsor, only differing in colour.
* Manchester City sign Wayne Rooney and Manchester United sign Emmanuel Adebayor, the only change being on the Income Statement. No cash movement.
* Mancini is ordered to switch to a Red scarf as a symbol of "unity" that the new owners are trying to cultivate among the two clubs.
* Hargreaves finally begins light training (again) on 6 August and is included in the opening day match against Manchester City ironically.
* Big kick off. A Hargreaves on crutches takes his position on the pitch for a long awaited comeback.
* Nev the Red (as he is affectionately named now) is at his sublime best, sprinting ACROSS the pitch when Adebayor scores in the 5th minute.
* The City midfield struggles to find any outlets as the excellent Hargreaves shows us what United have been missing all along.
* Grandpa Van der Sar and his white beard is barely troubled as his grandsons look on from the stands. One in fact is on the bench for United
* Manchester United win 3-1 on the day and Van der Sar is offered a 3 year contract extension to his current deal, at which point he'll be 62..
* Fergie is at it again with referees, branding the ref as being on "someone else's payroll" after denying 4 clear cut penalties against Chelsea in late November.
* The FA clear him of any wrongdoing on the basis of insufficient evidence.
* Nev the Red does a no-brainer at Anfield (he wouldn't miss that one would he) ,removing his mascot kit and sprinting across to the Kop in his Man United pyjamas. Who said he had no pace?
* Season ends and Sir Alex wins his 20th league title, 3rd Champions league and finally calls it quits. He takes his seat alongside Sir Bobby in the stands as Jose buys out his Inter contract to join United.
* Though still on crutches, Hargreaves is named player of the season and Giggs is named Man Utd's player of the season despite playing one game all season.
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