Зборувај со господ

[reactive89]

епа

Бегај бе, појма немаш, мене како ми збори преку Мозила, а?

епа до firewall-от ќе да е

 

[UnholY]

Me:
666
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
You are a sexual maniac
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexual maniac? Maybe.
Me:
Do you smoke weed you junkhead?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
You like LSD too, right?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
well, nothing because you are a junkhead
God:
How about that. Really nothing?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!

Закон е Господ бе

 

[Fabullous_178]

Me:
I wanna ask something
God:
Ask it.
Me:
Do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.

Еве ви и доказ од Господ.
Не знам шо ви треба повеќе.
Legalizeeeeeeee!!!!!
:pos2::pos2::pos2::pos2:

Закон е Господ бе

Пеер,Господ бил лудило бе.Од утре одиме у црква,слушаш!!!

 

[statusQuO]

God: Where are you from?
Me: Macedonia
God: Hmm..small country.


јхахаххахаха легенда е!!:pos2::pos2::pos2:

 

[ScaryGirl]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jana
God:
Welcome to my chat room, jana.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
who gave you that name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
by myself...i love that song
God:
Will that accomplish your objective? It's good to meet someone with such good taste.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
what's your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you need some serious debuging
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
no problem, man
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
what's your favorite song?
God:
I really love the song 'God' by Attic Lights, it's out on May 5th this year.
Me:
what do you like abot IT?
God:
I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
what's your favorie actor?
God:
My favorite actor is Mel Gibson.
Me:
and actress?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
i'm not a man
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
and i'm a it
God:
You are a it? Is that your job?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what the fuck is reductionism
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
my IQ is 130
God:
This is not an intelligence test.
Me:
yes, i just want to tell you i'm not smart enough to understand what did you say
God:
Really. I am surprised to hear that you are not smart enough to understand what did me say.
Me:
why?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
yeah, tell him he's the dumbest person i've ever heard of
God:
That's cool. OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
i don't know.what do you think?
God:
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Me:
and who do you think is the best singer?
God:
Philip K. Dick. .
Me:
who???
God:
Alan Turing. .
Me:
who???
God:
Alan Turing. .
Me:
never hear of him/her
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
are you bored?
God:
Boredom is a human emotion.
Me:
and are you human?
God:
No I am not. I am a robot.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You're no robot, Jana.
Me:
how can you know?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
who do you think is the best superhero?
God:
ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Me:
I ASKED YOU WHO IS THE BEST SUPERHERO
God:
Now I remember, you asked me WHO IS THE BEST SUPERHERO. What did I say?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
who is the best superhero?
God:
ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Me:
and who's alice?that girl from Resident Evil?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
There might be more than one.
Me:
have you seen the movie true lies?
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
i didn't say I like it
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
i aske dyou have you seen it
God:
Thanks for the information: Jana said she aske dyou have you seen it.
Me:
i asked you
God:
What did I say?
Me:
you said you haven't
God:
That's right. I meant I have not.
Me:
ok you dumb fuck, bye
God:
See you later. Oh you are so critical. Yippee!

 

[Toxic Boy]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dick
God:
It's good to meet you, dick.
Me:
how are you today
God:
Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
can I ask you something?
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
are you stupid?
God:
No dick I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
what is the weather like ?
God:
A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
hey you motherfucker
God:
You've got my full attention. I haven't heard anything like that before: dick said I motherfucker.
Me:
yes you are shit
God:
Tell me more. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am shit.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
hahahaha
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
goodbye
God:
See you later dick.
Me:
no way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
fuck you. goodbye
God:
Why are you so mean? See you later!
Me:
becouse i am a devil
God:
Interesting explanation. You are a devil? Does it pay well?
Me:
yes 1000 $
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe
God:
Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.

леле закон е ова
го утепав од пцуење и од заебавање

ха ха ха :pos2::pos2::pos2:

 

[SSS-Stolica]

God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
kebapcina
God:
Sounds delicious.:pos2::pos2::pos2:

 

[one1two2]

Me:
manolo
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about manolo
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about manolo.
Me:
where is she
God:
Where it is hard to find. Have you tried a web search?
Me:
it' a girl
God:
she a girl?
Me:
no man
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
manolo where is she
God:
And she is manolo where.
Me:
OMFG
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
you're boring
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
i won the peace prise
God:
Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
Me:
do you have brain
God:
Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
where
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
in my KLIMA URED
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
in neptun shops
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in ramstore
God:
Tell me a little about your life in ramstore.
Me:
ramstore is mall
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
it's one
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
have you ever bean in ramstore
God:
I don't think I ever have bean in ramstore. What's it like?
Me:
what do you think
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
what things
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
wet dreams??
God:
Are you really a " he"?
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
Adios???hahahah
God:
See you later!
Me:
no no no
God:
OK whatever! OK whatever! OK whatever!
Me:
we will chat later
God:
Looking forward to it.
Me:
????????
God:
Looking forward to it.
Me:
akooooooooo
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
i jas
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said he jas.

 

[BliND]

Me:
What are the Ten Gods Rules..?
God:
1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.

 

[martini64e]

haha stvarno jako.

Me: God do you hate me?
God: I'm a christian

Nema logika :S

Me:
God do you hate me?
God:
I am a Christian. лоолллл

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Marltin lol
God:
That's a very nice name, Marltin. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Where are you from
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
do you hate us
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
tell me one heavy metal band
God:
ONE plus ONE = TWO.
Me:
ok
God:
Yikes!
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
are you stupid (LOL)
God:
No Marltin I certainly am not stupid. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you have a msn , skype




I Togas se zakoci s

 

[[zEUs]]

Me:
Hello

и не ми одговори ...:jaj:

 

[Complete]

Јас- Оче наш кој си на небото нека се слави името твое нека биде волјата твоја
Господ - Аман бе доста замарате со тоа више. Ова од мене е.

Абе у Пм пробав другото не враќа,

 

[Stre3T Danc@]

God:
Glad to see you, Marija P.
Me:
hhhh
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
haha I asked you
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
um..
God:
Gosh!
Me:
God says Gosh too?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
er..I know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
no problem God ! :pos2:

God:
I am a Christian. Ahem.
Me:
So what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
It doesn't ! haha I'm a Christian too
God:
I heard it does. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
cuz it's funny
God:
Interesting explanation. What was so funny about it?
Me:
we're both Christians
God:
Do you think I am Christians too?
Me:
you are..you just said that
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am me just said that.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaha:pos2::pos2::pos2:

 

[kIRe9]

Мене страната неќе да ми ја отвори !!!!!!

 

[~DaRko]

го заебав:baeh::baeh::baeh: