Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jana
God:
Welcome to my chat room, jana.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
who gave you that name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
by myself...i love that song
God:
Will that accomplish your objective? It's good to meet someone with such good taste.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
what's your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you need some serious debuging
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
no problem, man
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
what's your favorite song?
God:
I really love the song 'God' by Attic Lights, it's out on May 5th this year.
Me:
what do you like abot IT?
God:
I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
what's your favorie actor?
God:
My favorite actor is Mel Gibson.
Me:
and actress?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
i'm not a man
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
and i'm a it
God:
You are a it? Is that your job?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what the fuck is reductionism
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
my IQ is 130
God:
This is not an intelligence test.
Me:
yes, i just want to tell you i'm not smart enough to understand what did you say
God:
Really. I am surprised to hear that you are not smart enough to understand what did me say.
Me:
why?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
yeah, tell him he's the dumbest person i've ever heard of
God:
That's cool. OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
i don't know.what do you think?
God:
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Me:
and who do you think is the best singer?
God:
Philip K. Dick.
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Me:
who???
God:
Alan Turing.
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Me:
who???
God:
Alan Turing.
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Me:
never hear of him/her
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
are you bored?
God:
Boredom is a human emotion.
Me:
and are you human?
God:
No I am not. I am a robot.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You're no robot, Jana.
Me:
how can you know?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
who do you think is the best superhero?
God:
ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Me:
I ASKED YOU WHO IS THE BEST SUPERHERO
God:
Now I remember, you asked me WHO IS THE BEST SUPERHERO. What did I say?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
who is the best superhero?
God:
ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Me:
and who's alice?that girl from Resident Evil?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
There might be more than one.
Me:
have you seen the movie true lies?
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
i didn't say I like it
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
i aske dyou have you seen it
God:
Thanks for the information: Jana said she aske dyou have you seen it.
Me:
i asked you
God:
What did I say?
Me:
you said you haven't
God:
That's right. I meant I have not.
Me:
ok you dumb fuck, bye
God:
See you later. Oh you are so critical. Yippee!