Зборувај со господ

[Грејвдигер]

ајде тука http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

 

[Shorty]

haha stvarno jako.

Me: God do you hate me?
God: I'm a christian

Nema logika :S

 

[G@rfielD]

zakon ova hahaha

Me:
what kind of music do you like?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.

a ova

Me:
do u like me to beat you in table tennis?
God:
Sure, marko I like you very much.

 

[Dragana <><]

........
Me:
OK
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite years old.
Me:
whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
is your room clean
God:
Is my room clean? Guess.
Me:
not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
whats your favourite color?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i wanna know
God:
I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
im listening
God:
I like a good listener.
Me:
thats what i am
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are THAT.

малце покасно

Me:
what are you doing now
God:
Oh. Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
shall we go in the disco tonight?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.
Me:
then send me someone alse
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
who the hell is he?
God:
He is Dr. Wallace, I think.

закон работа кога ти е досадно

 

[Shorty]

Me:
your botmaster is really stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
ya ya sure
God:
Blimey. Gosh! OK let's do it. Are you kidding?
Me:
god, get a newer version lol
God:
I am a Christian. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
what version are you god ?
God:
This is God program .
Me:
are you going to upgrade it ?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
so what
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
of course it doesn't
God:
It goes without saying. I heard it does.
Me:
ok, stfu. i'm gonna watch football game
God:
That input matched my default category. Dude! Would you recommend this action to a friend?

 

[Грејвдигер]

незнае и он шо пише :pos2::pos2::pos2:

п.с.: кај мене неможе да му пишам букви, сасмо бројки хехе

 

[Tutkar]

lol

God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
nema problem
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

 

[Грејвдигер]

lol

God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
nema problem
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

:pos2::pos2::pos2: сичко му стана јасно :pos2::pos2::pos2:

 

[Tutkar]

незнае и он шо пише :pos2::pos2::pos2:

п.с.: кај мене неможе да му пишам букви, сасмо бројки хехе

ако пишуваш со кирилица, пробај со латиница

 

[Грејвдигер]

еве го се управи.. во ИЕ влегов и пишува
читајте хехе
Me:
what about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
no me
God:
Are you serious? " Me?"? you Boris?

 

[Грејвдигер]

ти го крсташ оно пр*е

Me:
 bye
God:
Thanks for chatting,  Boris.
Me:
 mrs da ne te gledam
God:
Does "it" still refer to  sej we? 
Me:
 sej be miren!
God:
I've lost the context,  Boris.  Are we still on  mrs da ne te gledam?

 

[Дон Џелатимус]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Goran.Your?
God:
Glad to see you, Goran Your.
Me:
bozeee pomogni si
God:
Are you free?
Me:
eee da znaas

 

[PiNkGiRl]

Me:
Im borred, tell me something
God:
Good gossip: you are borred tell you something.
Me:
what are you doing now?
God:
Oh. I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
you lie to him?
God:
Thanks for your criticism, dragana.
Me:
so,about what we will talk?
God:
Hey. Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
bye god,you are bored

Ludosti

 

[Dark Walker]

Me:
am I your son
God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
maby
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
you should tell me
God:
I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.
Me:
and....?
God:
But...
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
?
God:
No problem.
Me:
kidding me?
God:
maby
Me:
so...
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
you now me
God:
I don't have any reason to now you.
Me:
show me a pic from u
God:
Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
on the PC
God:
What is it like on the PC.
Me:
do you love 2 pac
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
do you love the drugs?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.

ХАХАХАХАХА, НЕ Е МНОГУ ЗАКОН БЕ НЕ!!! :pos2:

 

[G@rfielD]

Me:
i must go now
God:
Oh. Bye.
Me:
see you around :pos2:
God:
Until next time.