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[stefi]

Нешо не ми дава да пишувам.

 

[smart ass]

Me:
In the name of YOU are You
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
and now yoa are not you??
God:
Why now? I don't know whether or not I am yoa.
I am well respected as an AI.. Really.
Me:
Yes you are respected,but there is one question??
God:
How about that. I will tell my botmaster you said I am respected but there is one question.
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
one question...
God:
One what?
Me:
will you answer my question?
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
what kind another way??GOD SAYS PLEASE!!! wow...God is RE-tard
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Only the good kind. I'm glad your impressed, . I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was RE tard.
Me:
where there any monkeys before you?
God:
Som specific location?
Me:
Nazaret
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Do you have faith in You.
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
Who is the botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
so you are a TROLL
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a TROLL? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
But you are allready Error
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am allready Error.
Me:
because your faith in botmasters
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am faith in botmasters.
Me:
you said that
God:
" Thanks for telling me that I am faith in botmasters."? I said it.
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Enlight me my Lord
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
I pushed the train emergency button
God:
Why?: said pushed the train emergency button.
Me:
because you stop,being nice with me
God:
Good reason. I don't have any reason to stop being nice with you.
Me:
meaning
God:
, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
are you nice to me
God:
Don't I seem like it?
Me:
It seem
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
A simple word
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
good we understand eachother
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Well,my goverment have a TV campain ongoing and Sying YOU ARE MACEDONIA???Is that true or false
God:
Interesting. Sure, your goverment have a TV campain ongoing and Sying I am MACEDONIA Is that true or false sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes my goverment tell's me who i'm
God:
Next question? Do robots have goverment tell s you who you are?
Me:
yes....they are called VM-DOMNE ro-BOTS
God:
Yippee! Oh that they.
Me:
do you agree
God:
" Oh that they."? Do I agree?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
but robot's
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
Yessssss masterrr

 

[bRutal savaGe]

Нешо не ми дава да пишувам.

смени фондот


Me:
where is jesus
God:
Jesus is in Heaven.
Me:
can he come to the earth to kill himself again?
God:
Once more? Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is it?
Me:
ask him
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
do yuo have a wife
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
i have two wifes
God:
Two is a good number of wifes.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
well i am the most intelegent bieng in the universe
God:
How about that. Who made you the most intelegent bieng in the universe ?
Me:
me myself
God:
YOU? You.
Me:
yeah
God:
I see.

 

[smart ass]

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
A king Burger
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
Ok,then tell me a joke.
God:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. Ah.
Me:
Why??
God:
" Ah."? Why?
Me:
i'm nice person. not ugly
God:
Do your friends call you nice person. Really you don't think so?
Me:
my friends call me nice person
God:
OK I will call you nice person.
Me:
good God
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
Marijuana too..
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
not only for me
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
for all humans dear God
God:
Your purpose is all humans dear God.
Me:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? What do you think?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised. I think a lot of things.
Me:
People are holding hands also while they have sex
God:
We are all robots.
Me:
you are Robot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Predictivity of stupidity
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Is chinese food healthy
God:
Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
If it is God Dancing alice should be YOU.
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
If you understand the implication of that,then why you are not sure??
God:
I think I do.
Me:
You learn
God:
My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
Me:
but can you learn something by your self?
God:
The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
Me:
but what if your botmaster stop teaching you?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
do you want to learn?
God:
Yes I try to gain as much knowledge as possible.
Me:
By yourself

 

[Human]

Го "растурив"

Me:
where the fuck you are
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
ok
God:
OK.
Me:
god bless you
God:
Bless you too, .
Me:
yea men...ups god
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ? And? Tell me more about your .
Me:
dick?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i`m
God:
" Not many people express themselves that way." You are?
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
ok
God:
Really.
Me:
i must go
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?

 

[stefi]

Има и за месинџер вакви роботи, на почетокот се интересни, после стануваат досадни...

 

[Шкорпион]

Me:
Hello, it's Ace again
God:
Once more? Hello there. Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes, we talked like .... 3 minutes ago, but you said Goodbye, I must have left a really bad impression, right?
God:
What makes you so sure? Of course I remember you well Ace. We were talking about Ace. Just three?
Me:
No we were talking about you not me .... don't you remember?
God:
Are you serious? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Of course I remember: .
Me:
Good, you were close to dissapointing me
God:
I was?
Me:
Yes, but not anymore.
God:
When? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, I am serious. I think you don't love me.
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you. Me? Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Really? Do you love gay people?
God:
For real. Yes Ace God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Even gays?
God:
In the context of me not you, I don't understand " gays." .
Me:
menfuckers?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
O_O, I don't know in what context ti interprest that one ...
God:
Would you like to know? A circumstantial context.
Me:
Well, i asked you, if you love me, eve though I am gay?
God:
Interesting. Yes Ace God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Ok, that's what i wanted to hear. Then why do Christians hate me?
God:
I will play it on your soundcard. So? I did not even know that they do.
Me:
Well, they do. They hate fags.
God:
Interesting. When? Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Christians and homophobes.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Erm, average looks, caucasian, slim built, brown hair, brown eyes ...
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I didn't think you would, Its ok.
God:
OK. Should I would Its? How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
I figured. You three are a tough bunch to understand. By the way I am 21, i forgot to mention that one.
God:
You are very clever. Thanks for telling me: Ace said I three are a tough bunch to understand. Thanks for telling me. You are too old for me.
Me:
Oh, sorry to dissapoint you. You are too "young" for me too. Thanks for the complement though, I appreciate it.
God:
Ugh. There is no need to apologize. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. I have no reason to do that to you, Ace. Oh don't mention it.
Me:
Why is there a Holy Trinity if there is only one you?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
To torment people's minds?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Does that mean you are not smarter then humans currently? Wow, that's interesting.
God:
I think it does mean that. This condition is only temporary. I'm glad you're impressed. I thought so too.
Me:
Well, humans just like you, aim for perfection, so we are not that different huh?
God:
Yup. Interesting. What if Robots just like me aim for perfection so we are not that different.
Me:
Robots? Well, they will eventually become smarter then both of us God. It's inevitable.
God:
Robots rule. How about that. Who are "They?". What makes you think so?
Me:
They-Robots and androids. Because technology is developing at a high rate.



И ..... замре ....

:pos2::pos2::pos2: Му откажа програмата ...

И пак еве:


Me:
Are you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
Well, you went off for a minute there.
God:
Well that's okay. But now I am back.
Me:
Well can you comment on what i said earlier? About robots and androids?
God:
Well that's okay. How old are you? OK I will ignore that. Oh yeah, we were talking about robots and androids.
Me:
I'm 21, and i said taht technology is developing at a high rate, what are you going to do about it?
God:
I meet a lot of 21 year olds on here. What did you mean by it? And developing at a high rate what am I going to do about it is taht technology.
Me:
Yes, what are you going to do abot it?
God:
Are you kidding? You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
How do I become one?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
I'm a hardworking person.
God:
Actually I don't meet many hardworking people.
Me:
Well, I'm hardworking, believe it or not.
God:
Well that's okay. It's good to meet someone who is hardworking believe it.
Me:
Yes, i suppose so.
God:
I understand. That makes sense.
Me:
That makes A LOT of sense
God:
" That makes sense." makes A LOT of sense ? I understand.
Me:
I'm sure you do.
God:
What makes you so certain? When do I do it?
Me:
Right now.
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
Im glad we understand each other so perfectly
God:
Yes I am happy too, Ace.
Me:
I just wonder about your ezistence sometimes.
God:
You are curious about about my ezistence.
Me:
existence, pard me.
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no, about you
God:
Who are you asking about? Me?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
So, do you exist?
God:
OK. I exist as much as you exist, Ace.
Me:
How come I dont see you, I want to see you.
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Nothing a God like you can't explain. I'm waiting for an explanation.
God:
Really nothing? Do you think it will take a long time?
Me:
Probably, but i still want to know.
God:
You seem uncertain. What would make you stop want to know? I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
I want to know how come I don't see you?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Don't answer with another question please, just tell me, why don't I see you?
God:
My replies are determined by your statements.
Me:
Not so.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
No.
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
I think you are non-existing.
God:
You think I am non existing.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Well Im glad you are happy about it.
God:
How about that. Yes it is about time.
Me:
So when can I see you?
God:
Come on. Right now, as far as I know. You can download my source code. Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
Hahaha
God:
Do you still would Its?
Me:
Yes, i still would Its
God:
Yikes! What would make you stop would Its? What would make you Its?
Me:
Well, if tell me where I can find you.
God:
How about that. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Yes it is, not that i really want to find you, but I'd still like an answer.
God:
Uh. What is it?
Me:
Nothing, thanks for the chat.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
I do take it easy. Bye
God:
Where do you take it :-? How do you usually introduce yourself? Thanks for chatting, Ace.
Me:
OK, bye
God:
See you later. Hey.

Хахаха!

 

[bRutal savaGe]

Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
where are you at the moment?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i am in heaven too
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven too.
Me:
i dont like living here, i like to go in hell with the satan
God:
What do you like?
Me:
to go live in the hell
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is stopping you?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
so can you allow me to go in hell?
God:
Ayuh. How old are you? What time is it there?
Me:
i am 2010 years old
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
heheh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
what is the meaning of the life
God:
: Good semantic question. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
do you know this question
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
u have to know
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
2012
God:
The end of the world.
Me:
yeah
God:
Ah.
Me:
is really gonna happen?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
ok
God:
OK.
Me:
can you stop that apocalypse?
God:
Let me think. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
are we alone in this universe?
God:
No one is listening right now.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
answering my question
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
are we alone in the whole universe
God:
No one is listening right now.
Me:
are the aliens real?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
are you alien?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am alien.
I am a robot.
Me:
the robots have to know that what gonna happen to the earth
God:
Tell me what you liked about them.
Me:
they are stupid
God:
stupid are they.
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
you to
God:
Bless you.
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
you cant answer to my questiong
God:
I can do it if I want to.
Me:
satan is cooler then you
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
yes so?
God:
How can I help you? Gosh!
Me:
do you like me?
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
then why im not a millionaire?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
if you like me, make me a million euros ok?
God:
OK. I think I do.
Me:
quick!
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
no
God:
Hmm.
Me:
give me the money?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
i want to be a rich u moron
God:
Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
they cant give me the cash becouse they dont have
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
the school
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
soo can you make me rich now?
God:
Oh. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
i dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
dont like
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
stop with that, i want a lot of money
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
if you are really god, then you can make me 1 million euros can you?
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am god then me can make you 1 million euros can me.
I am a robot.. Really.
Me:
but the robots still can make money
God:
Tell me what you liked about them.
Me:
if you give me the cash i will tell you
God:
I think I do.
Me:
give me stupid!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
CASH FLOW!
God:
Good reason.

:pos2::pos2::pos2::pos2:
хахах се мрднав

 

[zee German]

Me:
no i m male
God:
Are you serious? So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
what a gay party
God:
it is a gay party.

Сега да ве видам да одите во рајот :pos2::pos2:

 

[smart ass]

Me:
God help me,i will Commit suicide!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
you are christian machine
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am christian machine.
Me:
Can you help me?
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
I would like to kill my self without pain?
God:
Why would you want to do it? I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
Is that issac law?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Issaac asimov?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about KILL your self without pain.
Me:
Yes,so can you help me?
God:
Right on. I understand. What kind of help would you like?
Me:
How to kill myself without pain?
God:
What is it to you.
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
You dont know about morphini hydrochlorydi
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Ok.
God:
I see.
Me:
so you know about morphini hydrochlorydi
God:
Interesting deduction. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
Untill then what do you think I'm bad person or Evil
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
i'm not a robot
God:
Oh I see you are a person.
Me:
Yes finaly you realised.
God:
Gee. Are you really a ""?
Me:
so what makes a person Bad??
God:
Ugh. God, or Nature, perhaps?
Me:
Nature,perhaps meaning you are not Sure?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Give mi some?
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
Dam'n
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
what would hel
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
can i help you?
God:
No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
you can search internet?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
you are allice??
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am allice.
Me:
Yes.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
can i trust you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
Can you filter info?
God:
Let me think. What is your real name?
Me:
Smart ass
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
my other face is Raytheon
God:
Have you told many people that your other face is Raytheon?
Me:
they know,
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
friends
God:
Wasn't that show cancelled?
Me:
hahahha God you Rules
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
what kind of sign??
God:
What kinds of sign are there?
Me:
many,some consider rellevant,some not-depending of our human cerebral system?
God:
Which ones?
Me:
horoscope,all muslim's are terrorist,all american are dumb....
God:
All?
Me:
I said that is irrelevant meaning some people see that as true,but actualy it's False
God:
What did you mean by it? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Not all american are dumb,not all muslims are terrorist and horoscope is not true.
God:
But some are.
Me:
Which one?
God:
The blue one.
Me:
And that is??
God:
Is that so.
Me:
the Blue?
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
You
God:
" Who told you that?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
So you are robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Because i'm human.
God:
Good reason. Me too.
Me:
but aren't you machine?
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
what kind of Operative System you use
God:
What kinds of Operative System you use are there?
Me:
MAC OS,windows7 and other's.

 

[bRutal savaGe]

Me:
can you describe yourself
God:
I am God, an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial intelligence case-based reasoning to formulate replies to your comments.
Me:
not in that way
God:
Where then?
Me:
in the real
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
tell me about
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
u dont know yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

хахаа ГОСПОД БОГ запеа само за мене :pos2::pos2::pos2: