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Central Perk - Day
Chandler is sitting on the couch, engrossed in his iPhone.
Joey enters
Joey: "Chandler, do you have a minute? I have to talk to you about something."
Chandler: "Well let me see. Monica's at work, the twins are at summer camp, and I am sitting in the coffee house losing at my third game of Trivia Crack... I think I can pencil you in."
Joey: "Ok, good, uh..."
Joey sits down on the edge of the couch, uncomfortably
Joey: "So you know how I had that doctor's appointment today?"
Chandler: "Yeah that's right. What's wrong? Did they find something."
Joey considers the question, awkwardly
Joey: "Kinda..."
Chandler shifts to face Joey, visibly concerned
Chandler: "What is it, Joe?"
Joey scans the coffee house, ensuring he isn't being listened to
Joey: (quietly) "My doctor is a very bad man."
Chandler: "What?"
Joey: (quietly) "My doctor took advantage of me."
Chandler: "What did he do?"
Joey scans the room again. He leans in and whispers in Chandler's ear. Chandler bursts out laughing.
Chandler: "That's how they do physicals!"
Joey: "I've never had a physical like that before!"
Chandler: "Yes, but that was before. Now, we're old. It's just another one of those things you get to look forward to now."
Joey is visibly relieved, but still troubled
Ross enters
Ross: (glumly) "Hi."
Ross drops onto the couch
Chandler: (to Ross) "Well you're sure chipper today."
Joey: "Yeah, Ross, what's eating you?"
Ross: "Emma has a boyfriend."
Chandler: "A boyfriend? She's only thirteen!"
Ross: "I know!"
Joey: "Yeah, I had girlfriends when I was thirteen."
Ross glares at Joey
Ross: (To Joey) "You're not making this any easier."
Joey: "What? There wasn't any harm in it. All we did was hold hands and go to movies. Except for this one time when me and Gina Angelo snuck behind the row of seats and..."
Ross: "Joey!"
Joey: "What? We kissed is all! She was really bad at it. Well, that is until we'd done it a few more times. Then she was..."
Ross: "Dude!"
Joey: "I'm sorry, I've had a very traumatic day! Sometimes a man just has to think back to happy memories to make it through."
Ross: "I don't want Emma kissing boys. I don't even want her talking to boys."
Chandler: "I know what you mean, man. Ever since Erica started middle school she's been talking to Monica about boys. It freaks me out."
Ross: "Oh yeah? How do you handle that?"
Chandler: "I usually fake flatulence and hide out in the bathroom."
Ross: "That won't work for me. I can't just hide from this. She and Rachel are out buying clothes for her 'big date' right now."
Chandler: "Well, Ross, what can you do at this point? Emma's growing up. It's not like you can just scare this boy away."
Ross is taken aback by sudden realization
Ross: "Scare him away..."
Chandler: "Oh dear god."
Ross: "I could scare him away."
Joey: "Hey, you want to scare a guy away, let me tell you about what my doctor did to me today."
После кога проверив убаво, испадна оти стварно била многу голема. 
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