Вицеви на англиски (или друг јазик) - тука!

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LouWeed напиша:
_ZlObNiCa напиша:
Munchen, bogenhausen, gleich bei der klinikum rechts der isar:)

ja do schau her...a münchner kindl........... :D
i hätt jetzt lust auf a edelstoff und leberkäs mit brezn............. :shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: еден професор почна да ми збори на овој акцент, ниеден збор не му сфатив :lol:
 
Гижо напиша:
LouWeed напиша:
_ZlObNiCa напиша:
Munchen, bogenhausen, gleich bei der klinikum rechts der isar:)

ja do schau her...a münchner kindl........... :D
i hätt jetzt lust auf a edelstoff und leberkäs mit brezn............. :shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: еден професор почна да ми збори на овој акцент, ниеден збор не му сфатив :lol:

ke te naucam....na bavarski.......prvo pivo a sve drugo ke dojde od samo...... :lol:
 
LouWeed напиша:
ke te naucam....na bavarski.......prvo pivo a sve drugo ke dojde od samo...... :lol:


:lol: :lol: прво да научам на баварски да пијам пиво :lol: :lol:
 
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog...

(за оние кои знаат англиски) :wink:
 
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StormAngel напиша:
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog...

(за оние кои знаат англиски) :wink:
Хахаххахах, многу добар, ама имам едно прашање:
Дали ако ова го прочитав за 12 секунди не сум idiot dog?
 
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мислам.
Значи и постојам. Пуф , еј невидлив сум :o
 
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
 
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.


2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.


3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.


4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.


5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.


6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.


8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.


9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."


10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.


Evaluating Results:

If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU ARE 100% RED BLOODED MAN!"
 

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