BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD DO AMERICA
[Beavis and Butthead borrow a TV from the school. As they push it down the front steps it falls and is destroyed]]
Butt-Head: "That was cool!"
Beavis: "No it wasn't!"
Butt-Head: "Uh, oh yeah."
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DUMB AND DUMBER
Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite.]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
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SOUTH PARK: Bigger Longer Uncut
Cartman: Kyle, all those times I said you were a dirty Jew... I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am, Cartman. I am a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, Kyle, don't be so hard on yourself.
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Kyle: You can't die!! We can't leave without you!!
The Mole: You... must go on...
Kyle: No, we really can't leave! We don't know where the fuck we are!!
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Dr. Doctor: Kenny?
Kenny: Holy shit, dude.
Dr. Doctor: How ya feeling, Kenny?
Kenny: Like a sick animal.
Dr. Doctor: Good, Kenny we have some bad news, we accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about 3 seconds to live.
Kenny: WHAT?! [Kenny's chest blows up, spraying everyone with blood and guts.]
Cartman: Aw, fucking weak, dude!
Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
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To be continued...