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(позајмено од Allkhazam)
If druids love animals so much... where do they get their leather armor?
If a Treant falls in the woods, and there is no one around to see it, does it change back into a Night Elf?
Threatening someone with your alt is like getting your big brother to stick up for you.
No matter were you die as a ghost the sky is always the same.
I've heard of 'one size fits all', but plate-mail that fits both Tauren and Gnomes?
Two things in WoW are a certainty, Death and AH costs.
Death will cure most negative debuffs.
Who in the world steers all those zeppelins and ships?
Why is it that taurens are always expecting you?
Gank the Alt - Meet the Main!
The Blood Elves vendors say they have one of a kind items - they lie!
The Goblin vendor says he has EXACTLY what I need...but he never really does!
It's not the dying that scares me, it's the repair bill!
Why do Undead get res sickness? You'd think they'd be use to it by now.
Shouldn't Shamans be fined for littering?
How can the mounts with armor move faster than the ones that don't have any?
How can undeads ever be tricked by Feign Death? Aren't they expert on the matter?
Shouldn't Gnomes have to jump to Backstab a Human?
How come some of the bosses actually know my name?
Why do we have Local Defense Inside of Instances??
Is it wrong that I'm feeding bear meat to my bear?"
Bad treants don't go to hell. They get assigned to a Moonkin.
Why do gnomes still bend down to pick up the loot?
I never thought I would say that being 100,000 XP away from my next level is close to leveling.
Patch Notes - 2.0.6
What does it mean that I've died more from falling in The Exodar than from mobs?
Patch Notes - 2.0.6
The Stoppable Force, the failed child of The Unstopable Force and The Immovable Object. He took after his daddy's name though.
Patch Notes - 2.0.6
Pickpocketing : Defeating the Burning Legion one stolen wallet at a time.
Patch Notes - 2.0.6
I wonder how many sick days have been called in worldwide because of Burning Crusade?
Patch Notes - 2.0.6
General Notes -Upon entering Zangaramarsh, players will now receive the message "There is NO flight path in Cenarion Refuge."
Never thought id be trading in warlord gear for greens!
Why is the Dark Portal bigger in Outlands than in Blasted Lands?
The greatest reward is not the five thousand experience he'll give you. Nor is it the 500 faction rep he'll lavish upon you. The greatest reward is knowing that when he needed you the most, you HAD that extra roll of toilet paper.
Why do we have weekly maintenance? Well, those NPCs have to sit down some time!
Forsaken don't die, they just lay down and take a nap.
I was ganked at the Dark Portal Event and all I got was this lousy tabard.
When you cast Ressurection on a Forsaken, shouldn't it make them change faction?
I figured out that all the outhouses are locked - because we are not privy to the information that is stored inside. We are not on the "Need To Go" list.
Why don't Tauren have Rogues? They have cow-moo-flage!
I finally finished making the cookies...now where the HELL is Greatfather Winter?
How can a Felsteed stand in the snow, with its burning hoofs, without melting everything around it ?
Shouldn't female Taurens have udders?
No wonder the dinosaurs went extinct...they never drop their quest items!
The fact that there are only rats on the Ironforge side of the deeprun tram is the clearly proof that dwarfs smell.
If a Charred Ancient falls down in the Stonetalon Mountains and nobody is around, does it make a sound?
If it's called Conjured Water, where did the bottle come from? Shouldn't it just spill out on the ground?
If you think getting sheep to level 3 is hard, imagine what the cockroaches in Strat had to go through to get to 50!
How did a sheep get to level 3?
Why is it that one small furry paw takes up the same amount of space in my bag as Destroyer of Worlds?
What is the point of having an outhouse in Tarren Mill if you can't get the bloody door open?
1 crystal vial - 5s, 30 Gromsblood - 30g, 10 stonescale oil - 12g, 1 black lotus - 15g. Giving your tank 1200 more health against Nefarian - Priceless. Some bosses are easy. For everyone else, there MasterFlask.
The orcs always said the only good human was a dead one, so the Forsakens joined the Horde.
Being ingame after a patch is like being on some really good drugs. Don't believe everything you see!
Friends don't let friends drink and instance.
If Hannibal Lecter played WoW, would he only skin humanoids?
Why is it you can ride a mount in the Under City but not in Booty Bay?
With the company named Blizzard, you'd figured they'd be some ice instance in there.
If bats use sound to see things, why is steatlh effective against them?
In Uldaman, why is the North Common Hall to the south of the South Common Hall, and vice-versa...?
Isn't it funny how when you fight Gnolls as an Undead they say "MMMM, more bones to gnaw on!!"
The day when The Unstoppable Force hit the Immovable Object was the day Chuck Norris was born. (GM Statement)
You know you've played too much WoW when you actually call your sister by her Toon name.
You know you play WoW too much when you refer to your girlfriend's bra size as AQ40.
Q: What killed the Dinosaurs of Un'Goro? A: The Ice Mage!
If there was no one in Stormwind and no one in Ironforge: Would the deep-tram run still run?
When The Unstoppable Force hits the Immovable Object, it may not crash the Server, but a Deathcoil will do the trick.
If you hit The Immovable Object with the The Unstoppable Force, Will it Crash the Server?
(позајмено од Allkhazam)
If druids love animals so much... where do they get their leather armor?
If a Treant falls in the woods, and there is no one around to see it, does it change back into a Night Elf?
Threatening someone with your alt is like getting your big brother to stick up for you.
No matter were you die as a ghost the sky is always the same.
I've heard of 'one size fits all', but plate-mail that fits both Tauren and Gnomes?
Two things in WoW are a certainty, Death and AH costs.
Death will cure most negative debuffs.
Who in the world steers all those zeppelins and ships?
Why is it that taurens are always expecting you?
Gank the Alt - Meet the Main!
The Blood Elves vendors say they have one of a kind items - they lie!
The Goblin vendor says he has EXACTLY what I need...but he never really does!
It's not the dying that scares me, it's the repair bill!
Why do Undead get res sickness? You'd think they'd be use to it by now.
Shouldn't Shamans be fined for littering?
How can the mounts with armor move faster than the ones that don't have any?
How can undeads ever be tricked by Feign Death? Aren't they expert on the matter?
Shouldn't Gnomes have to jump to Backstab a Human?
How come some of the bosses actually know my name?
Why do we have Local Defense Inside of Instances??
Is it wrong that I'm feeding bear meat to my bear?"
Bad treants don't go to hell. They get assigned to a Moonkin.
Why do gnomes still bend down to pick up the loot?
I never thought I would say that being 100,000 XP away from my next level is close to leveling.
Patch Notes - 2.0.6
What does it mean that I've died more from falling in The Exodar than from mobs?
Patch Notes - 2.0.6
The Stoppable Force, the failed child of The Unstopable Force and The Immovable Object. He took after his daddy's name though.
Patch Notes - 2.0.6
Pickpocketing : Defeating the Burning Legion one stolen wallet at a time.
Patch Notes - 2.0.6
I wonder how many sick days have been called in worldwide because of Burning Crusade?
Patch Notes - 2.0.6
General Notes -Upon entering Zangaramarsh, players will now receive the message "There is NO flight path in Cenarion Refuge."
Never thought id be trading in warlord gear for greens!
Why is the Dark Portal bigger in Outlands than in Blasted Lands?
The greatest reward is not the five thousand experience he'll give you. Nor is it the 500 faction rep he'll lavish upon you. The greatest reward is knowing that when he needed you the most, you HAD that extra roll of toilet paper.
Why do we have weekly maintenance? Well, those NPCs have to sit down some time!
Forsaken don't die, they just lay down and take a nap.
I was ganked at the Dark Portal Event and all I got was this lousy tabard.
When you cast Ressurection on a Forsaken, shouldn't it make them change faction?
I figured out that all the outhouses are locked - because we are not privy to the information that is stored inside. We are not on the "Need To Go" list.
Why don't Tauren have Rogues? They have cow-moo-flage!
I finally finished making the cookies...now where the HELL is Greatfather Winter?
How can a Felsteed stand in the snow, with its burning hoofs, without melting everything around it ?
Shouldn't female Taurens have udders?
No wonder the dinosaurs went extinct...they never drop their quest items!
The fact that there are only rats on the Ironforge side of the deeprun tram is the clearly proof that dwarfs smell.
If a Charred Ancient falls down in the Stonetalon Mountains and nobody is around, does it make a sound?
If it's called Conjured Water, where did the bottle come from? Shouldn't it just spill out on the ground?
If you think getting sheep to level 3 is hard, imagine what the cockroaches in Strat had to go through to get to 50!
How did a sheep get to level 3?
Why is it that one small furry paw takes up the same amount of space in my bag as Destroyer of Worlds?
What is the point of having an outhouse in Tarren Mill if you can't get the bloody door open?
1 crystal vial - 5s, 30 Gromsblood - 30g, 10 stonescale oil - 12g, 1 black lotus - 15g. Giving your tank 1200 more health against Nefarian - Priceless. Some bosses are easy. For everyone else, there MasterFlask.
The orcs always said the only good human was a dead one, so the Forsakens joined the Horde.
Being ingame after a patch is like being on some really good drugs. Don't believe everything you see!
Friends don't let friends drink and instance.
If Hannibal Lecter played WoW, would he only skin humanoids?
Why is it you can ride a mount in the Under City but not in Booty Bay?
With the company named Blizzard, you'd figured they'd be some ice instance in there.
If bats use sound to see things, why is steatlh effective against them?
In Uldaman, why is the North Common Hall to the south of the South Common Hall, and vice-versa...?
Isn't it funny how when you fight Gnolls as an Undead they say "MMMM, more bones to gnaw on!!"
The day when The Unstoppable Force hit the Immovable Object was the day Chuck Norris was born. (GM Statement)
You know you've played too much WoW when you actually call your sister by her Toon name.
You know you play WoW too much when you refer to your girlfriend's bra size as AQ40.
Q: What killed the Dinosaurs of Un'Goro? A: The Ice Mage!
If there was no one in Stormwind and no one in Ironforge: Would the deep-tram run still run?
When The Unstoppable Force hits the Immovable Object, it may not crash the Server, but a Deathcoil will do the trick.
If you hit The Immovable Object with the The Unstoppable Force, Will it Crash the Server?