Omegle - Troll a Stranger. Now!

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Stranger: hey
You: lets create a country
You: we'll call it
You: Zamunda
Stranger: um, ok?
Stranger: who will run this country?
You: well, are you a f or m?
Stranger: f
You: good, your job will be in the kitchen
You: I'll be the president
Stranger: hah, very funny

 

[stick figure]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: how do i kill an annoying person?

You: with ur momma's dildo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[indigo child]

Како ме потсетивте дека постои чудово, се размуабетив xD

 

[Ficoman]

You: hey

Stranger: horny girl?

You: ofc

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Манијаци

 

[Кајганеро]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: FOUX

You: hi biatch

You:

Stranger: hey

Stranger: bieactch

You: biatchachachach

Stranger: the whistle goesss

You: hahaha..

Stranger: woo woo

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: no, i'm not high

You: i am high

Stranger: sweet

You: damn ma cam is broken

You: i would show u my big dick and ma big joint

Stranger: meeh

Stranger: not interested

Stranger: i just jerked lol
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--- надополнето: Jul 16, 2011 3:58 AM ---
Stranger: Hi. Wanna sext?

You: of course

Stranger: 16 m

Stranger: You again?

You: who ?

Stranger: M or f?

You: m

You: 19/NY

Stranger: How old and what cup size?

Stranger: You got nude pics?

You: yes

You: i can show u one

You: while working ur mom

Stranger: Lemme see.

You: oh i forgot,they are at ur mother's fb album

You: check them

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[stick figure]

You: where u from?

Stranger: usa

You: i'm from cpt

Stranger: no idea what that is

You: compton

Stranger: oh

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They don't wanna show brotha sum luv man

You: s'up?

Stranger: ok,whereareyou

You: home, you

You: ?

Stranger: like you ......

You: whoa

You: usa?

Stranger: no.,

You: where?

Stranger: china..

You: yaa my nigga

You: ching chao yong ying tuo shit

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[Tetro]

Stranger: asl?

You: 62

You: y?

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[OMGWTFBBQ]

You: knock knock

Stranger: whos there

You: disco

Stranger: disco who

You: disconnected

You have disconnected.

 

[bobipp]

Еј! Не знаев дека за ова имало тема тука. Па јас одамна ја знам странава. Сум имал и добри муабети ама најчесто се јавуваат некои horny... Инаку оттаму сега си ги имам за стални пријатели еден русин 17-18 години сега на скајп стално прајме муабет за фудбал, за Зенит бил дечкото ...и една кинеска 23 год. многу кеф ми прај таја ко ќе си седниме на скајп по 2-3 сати муабет за се и сешто, па размена на слики.... Еднаш се сретнав со еден босанец, а почнавме на англиски ко се најдовме кој е од кај е...си свртивме на српски Ќе пробам денеска сум слободен да видам шо има

 

[Doc Holliday]

Еј! Не знаев дека за ова имало тема тука. Па јас одамна ја знам странава. Сум имал и добри муабети ама најчесто се јавуваат некои horny... Инаку оттаму сега си ги имам за стални пријатели еден русин 17-18 години сега на скајп стално прајме муабет за фудбал, за Зенит бил дечкото ...и една кинеска 23 год. многу кеф ми прај таја ко ќе си седниме на скајп по 2-3 сати муабет за се и сешто, па размена на слики.... Еднаш се сретнав со еден босанец, а почнавме на англиски ко се најдовме кој е од кај е...си свртивме на српски Ќе пробам денеска сум слободен да видам шо има

Моментално тролам еден Англичанец:

Stranger: *rapes you*

You: *kills you*

Stranger: *comes back as a zombie...*

Stranger: *and rapes you*

You: *cuts and burns your dick*

Stranger: *gets dr frankenstein to sew me on a new one*

Stranger: *rapes you with my new 12 inch frankenpenis

You: hahaha ur funny

Stranger: i bet you say that to ALL the rapists

Stranger: asl?

You: 15 f

You: u?

You: and yeah

Stranger: :O

Stranger: you're only 15 and i just violently raped you?!

You: yup :/

Stranger: how was it?

You: now u go to jail

Stranger: xD

Stranger: shit...

Stranger: i'm 20 btw

Stranger: from the UK

You: pedobear

You: xD

Stranger: whatever

Stranger: admit you loved it

You: hell yeah

Stranger: where're you from?

You: USA

Stranger: which state?

You: LA

Stranger: los angeles?

Stranger: i'm JEALOUS

Stranger: can i come and live with you?

Stranger: yes?

Stranger: awesome

You: its ok to be JEALUS

Stranger: i'll be there in 8 hrs of you

You: yes u can

Stranger: or so*

You: ok come

Stranger: you have a spare bed right?

You: i have double bed

You:

Stranger: :O

Stranger: but...

Stranger: can i trust you to sleep next to me without getting all touchey feely?

Stranger: i know what you're like honey

You: yoy can trust mme

Stranger: i can trust you?

Stranger: why're you staring at my crotch and dribbling then?

You: you can trust me

Stranger: you know what i think?

You: i know
and i wanna fuck a lot

 

[Henry14]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: hi

You: 17ffr

You: fr-france

Stranger: if i want to chat with u means give me a hell yeah

You: hell yeah

Stranger: i like sex

You: nice

You: everybody does

Stranger: what is ur breast size

Stranger: send me ur pics

You: pics now wait

Stranger: do u have an id in fb

You: i have videos on youtube

You: i use fb too

You: but i can send you a video if you like

You: i made 7 till now

Stranger: yeah sure

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o&feature=related

You: there you go

You have disconnected.
ТРОЛОЛОЛООООООООО

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

You: I am from USA

You have disconnected.

 

[stick figure]

Stranger: hello

You: hello

Stranger: asl?

You: 18 f

You: u?

Stranger: haha nice to met u im 21 m south korea.

Stranger: were r u from?

You: germany

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: im need foreign friends~

Stranger: learn eng~

Stranger: i dont speak eng well.

You: i can teach you german

Stranger: hahahah!! =)

Stranger: i wont german!!!!

You: why?

You: hitler is awesome.

Stranger: german know there;s a very diffcult.

You: it's not

You: sieg heil

You: freifick mushi!

You: easy =)

Stranger: sieg heil what a mean?

Stranger: easy ?

You: sieg heil is a way to say hello in germany

You: to old people

Stranger: ohhhhh

Stranger: freifick mushi what a mean?

You: i dunno, it's something eminem said when he was here

Stranger: haha.... u have a smart phon?

You: yes

You: HiPhone

Stranger: wow~

Stranger: apps name is kakaotalk u have?

You: doesn't support it it says that it's not original iPhone

You: where u from?

Stranger: China

Stranger: u?

You: North korea

 

[~DaRko]

кога ја видов темава ај реков и ја да влезам да видам што има-како има, и едно уклучување ГРК се испокарав ама не ми текна да го копирам разговорот да го видите, се изнервирав одма и се исклучив

 

[Џони.]

Stranger: aslc?

You: 18 M Copmton-Los Angeles

You: you ?

Stranger: age sex location color

Stranger: thats aslc

You: black

Stranger: NIGGER ALRT

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90% се гасат одма кога ќе им кажам дека сум од Комптон xD Стереотипи и расисти владеат на ова омегле.