Bratot
Стоик и Машкртник!
> 1. You drive either VW GOLF or a Passat diesel - second hand driven by an old lady
> 2. You spit on the street every 1 minute
> 3. You pick your nose waiting for a green light
> 4. You still prefer Levis 501
> 5. Your favorite food is medallions in mushroom sauce
> 6. You work for one of the following: UN, OSCE, EU, NGO or Raiffeissen bank
> 7. You can not start a day without a macchiato
> 8. You smoke like shit
> 9. You have a bath only on Sunday
> 10. You go once a month to Skopje/Macedonia so your kids can go to McDonald's
> 11. Either yourself or someone from your extended family lives in UK or USA
> 12. You think your English is perfect but it's not
> 13. You still believe that Slovenian products are the best in the world
> 14. Your biggest enemy is the draft
> 15. You envy those ones driving X5 or Q7
> 16. You always wear sunglasses
> 17. Your minister of culture is Skender Hyseni
> 18. You still listen secretly 'Bijelo Dugme'
> 19. One of your life achievements is going to an 'all inclusive summer holiday to Turkey
> 20. If you are unable to do the no.19 you belong to those who say 'the best cost in the world is Ulqin'
> 21. You hate flying
> 22. You love the western culture but you fast during Ramadan
> 23. You like rap and R&B though you have no clue what it is
> 24. You watch Turkish channels
> 25. You are arrogant to the Kosovar policemen, and very polite to
Macedonian and Montengro
> 26. You still see posters of support for Ramush
> 27. You live in the only place in the world with mud on the asphalt
> 28. You watch and comment 'Familja moderne, Kafeneja jone & 3 Gjermant e trash'
> 29. You like 50 cent but don't understand anything about it/him
> 30. You have a power inverter at your home
> 31. Every member of your family has a mobile phone and never uses it for real
> 32. You still keep the 063 in addition to VALA and IPKO sim card
> 33. You like to talk about politics and criticize but don't take any initiative
> 34. You are happy if a foreigner asks you if you are an Italian
> 35. You buy Serbian products cause they're cheap and bad
> 36. Your kids love 'Plazma Keks' and 'Alpsko mleko and argeta'
> 37. You listen Sinan Vllasaliu and enjoy dancing to his music
> 38. You're the only place in the world that think that rock music is outdated so you listen to: Edona Llalloshi, Ermal Fejzullahu,Tingulli 3, Genta and 'Energy Band'
> 39. You are extremely self-confident without any justification
> 40. You always drive fast and like to compete with other cars on the road
> 41. You own a Nokia phone and change it every year
> 42. You are proud of Mother Teresa though she never visited Kosova
> 43. You celebrate Christmas even though you are a Muslim
> 44. You like Robert de Niro and Al Pacino
> 45. Your ex-minister of culture was Astrit Haracija
> 46. You regularly log in to Xenini.com
> 47. You still refer to tooth paste as 'Kalladont'
> 48. You think Brezovica has the best skiing terrains in the world
> 49. Every year there is a 'Bajram party' where people consume alcohol
> 50. You have an UNMIK travel document
> 2. You spit on the street every 1 minute
> 3. You pick your nose waiting for a green light
> 4. You still prefer Levis 501
> 5. Your favorite food is medallions in mushroom sauce
> 6. You work for one of the following: UN, OSCE, EU, NGO or Raiffeissen bank
> 7. You can not start a day without a macchiato
> 8. You smoke like shit
> 9. You have a bath only on Sunday
> 10. You go once a month to Skopje/Macedonia so your kids can go to McDonald's
> 11. Either yourself or someone from your extended family lives in UK or USA
> 12. You think your English is perfect but it's not
> 13. You still believe that Slovenian products are the best in the world
> 14. Your biggest enemy is the draft
> 15. You envy those ones driving X5 or Q7
> 16. You always wear sunglasses
> 17. Your minister of culture is Skender Hyseni
> 18. You still listen secretly 'Bijelo Dugme'
> 19. One of your life achievements is going to an 'all inclusive summer holiday to Turkey
> 20. If you are unable to do the no.19 you belong to those who say 'the best cost in the world is Ulqin'
> 21. You hate flying
> 22. You love the western culture but you fast during Ramadan
> 23. You like rap and R&B though you have no clue what it is
> 24. You watch Turkish channels
> 25. You are arrogant to the Kosovar policemen, and very polite to
Macedonian and Montengro
> 26. You still see posters of support for Ramush
> 27. You live in the only place in the world with mud on the asphalt
> 28. You watch and comment 'Familja moderne, Kafeneja jone & 3 Gjermant e trash'
> 29. You like 50 cent but don't understand anything about it/him
> 30. You have a power inverter at your home
> 31. Every member of your family has a mobile phone and never uses it for real
> 32. You still keep the 063 in addition to VALA and IPKO sim card
> 33. You like to talk about politics and criticize but don't take any initiative
> 34. You are happy if a foreigner asks you if you are an Italian
> 35. You buy Serbian products cause they're cheap and bad
> 36. Your kids love 'Plazma Keks' and 'Alpsko mleko and argeta'
> 37. You listen Sinan Vllasaliu and enjoy dancing to his music
> 38. You're the only place in the world that think that rock music is outdated so you listen to: Edona Llalloshi, Ermal Fejzullahu,Tingulli 3, Genta and 'Energy Band'
> 39. You are extremely self-confident without any justification
> 40. You always drive fast and like to compete with other cars on the road
> 41. You own a Nokia phone and change it every year
> 42. You are proud of Mother Teresa though she never visited Kosova
> 43. You celebrate Christmas even though you are a Muslim
> 44. You like Robert de Niro and Al Pacino
> 45. Your ex-minister of culture was Astrit Haracija
> 46. You regularly log in to Xenini.com
> 47. You still refer to tooth paste as 'Kalladont'
> 48. You think Brezovica has the best skiing terrains in the world
> 49. Every year there is a 'Bajram party' where people consume alcohol
> 50. You have an UNMIK travel document
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