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TOP TEN REASONS WHY MACEDONIANS COULD BE TERRORISTS
1) The first modern day Terrorist organization was a Macedonian Organization
....VMRO.
2) If you had to marry a Macedonian you would want to strap dynamite
to yourself as well......but instead of Jihad you would scream OF LELE
MAJKO.
3) Macedonians have always had to deal with Islam and well they have picked
up some of the tendencies of Islamic Fundies.
4) Who needs anthrax when Macedonians could use .......PROMAJA.
5) They would get drunk on Domasna Rajkija and accept a dare from a friend
to hijack a plane.
6) During Ajvar season a Macedonian would get sick of peeling piperki and
just go crazy.
7) You think that Palestinians have it bad with Israel, the Macedonians
have Bulgaria, Serbia, Greece AND Albania to deal with.
8) The Macedonian army has the same weapons as most terrorist organizations
or even less.
9) Having Tose represent Macedonia in Eurovision was a terrorist act in
itself.
10) Have you ever heard a Macedonian Nationalistic Song "Narodna Pesna"
......it would get you so excited that you would want to blow up things
as well.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY MACEDONIANS CANT BE TERRORISTS
1. 8:45am is
too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4
flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. Food and drinks were on the plane.
6. We talk with our hands, so we would have put our
weapons down.
7. We would all want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue amongst ourselves and start a fight
in the plane.
9. We would have told everyone a week before doing
it.
10. We would have put the Macedonian flag on the windshield.
1) The first modern day Terrorist organization was a Macedonian Organization
....VMRO.
2) If you had to marry a Macedonian you would want to strap dynamite
to yourself as well......but instead of Jihad you would scream OF LELE
MAJKO.
3) Macedonians have always had to deal with Islam and well they have picked
up some of the tendencies of Islamic Fundies.
4) Who needs anthrax when Macedonians could use .......PROMAJA.
5) They would get drunk on Domasna Rajkija and accept a dare from a friend
to hijack a plane.
6) During Ajvar season a Macedonian would get sick of peeling piperki and
just go crazy.
7) You think that Palestinians have it bad with Israel, the Macedonians
have Bulgaria, Serbia, Greece AND Albania to deal with.
8) The Macedonian army has the same weapons as most terrorist organizations
or even less.
9) Having Tose represent Macedonia in Eurovision was a terrorist act in
itself.
10) Have you ever heard a Macedonian Nationalistic Song "Narodna Pesna"
......it would get you so excited that you would want to blow up things
as well.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY MACEDONIANS CANT BE TERRORISTS
1. 8:45am is
too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4
flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. Food and drinks were on the plane.
6. We talk with our hands, so we would have put our
weapons down.
7. We would all want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue amongst ourselves and start a fight
in the plane.
9. We would have told everyone a week before doing
it.
10. We would have put the Macedonian flag on the windshield.
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