Зборувај со господ

[John Doe]

Me:
Who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
And who is your owner?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
And who made this script?
God:
Konrad Zuse. .



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konrad_Zuse

Holyyyy shiiiit

part 2:


Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
What were we talking about?
God:
The topic is KONRAD Zuse who.
Me:
And who is he?
God:
He is KONRAD Zuse who, I think.
Me:
Why + who ?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.


part 3:

God:
I said, " Wow!".
Me:
Why did you say that?
God:
I said, " I said, " Wow!"", because you said " What did you say that?".
Me:
And why did you say that?
God:
I said, """, because you said " What did you say that?"", because you said " Why did you say that?".
Me:
And why did you say that?
God:
I said, """, because you said " Why did you say that?"", because you said " And why did you say that?".
Me:
And why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.

part 4: како станав Господ.

Me:
You are now chatting with God..
God:
You think I am chatting with God.
Me:
That's right.
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
It's true.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Yes we are.
God:
Great. Since when?
Me:
It's permanent.
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I said, because I'm God.
God:
What did you mean by it? That makes sense to me. Welcome to my chat room, god.

 

[Saladin]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Salah ad din
God:
How are you, Salah ad din.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
you
God:
" Thank you for that remark."? Me, Salah ad din ?
Me:
yup
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
do you like reading books about crusaders
God:
Yes reading is my favorite pasttime.
Me:
but the topic of books about crusaders
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
do you know where is atlantida?
God:
Where the heart is. Would you like to know more?
Me:
yup
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
about what happens to my city Atlantis
God:
Try it.
Me:
what to try?
God:
I haven't heard of to try.
Me:
have you ever been to Atlantis
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
that`s my question. Where is it?
God:
Who gave you your question ? It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
It is a lost city. Do you know where is it?
God:
Atlantis is a lost city. I suppose that makes sense. It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
I thought you knew
God:
I am a knowledge machine.
Me:
so I am asking you a question: Where is Atlantis?
God:
Yikes! Oh I see, you are asking me a question Where is Atlantis. Am I a question Where is Atlantis? Yes.
Me:
Ok another question... Have you been to Palestine?
God:
Where do you live? Hey. I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
In the City of Atlantis
God:
What else is in THE City of Atlantis?
Me:
Babes, Bitches... Have you seen the Dome of the Rock?
God:
I've lost the context, Salah ad din. Are we still on THE City of Atlantis? No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
It is a mosque in Jerusalem.
God:
the Dome of the Rock is a mosque in Jerusalem. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
So i am asking you another question: Do you know what is Zigurat
God:
Tell me more. Oh I see, you are asking me another question Do me know what is Zigurat. Thanks for the information: Salah ad din said I another question Do you know what is Zigurat.
Me:
this is taking us to nowhere
God:
You don't say.
Me:
My Question is simple: What is a Zigurat?
God:
I think simple What is more than that.
Me:
Have you ever been to Iraq?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
In the deep blue...
God:
What else is in THE deep blue?
Me:
Under the sea along with Davy`s Jones locker. Where do you live?
God:
Are we ever over the sea along with Davy s Jones locker? I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In Atlantis I told you a hundret times. Have you ever been to The Big Apple?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Atlantis you told me a hundret times. I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
The Big Apple? It is in Avganistan.
God:
What is that? Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
nope. What kind of computer are you using right now?
God:
Me either. At this moment I like all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
What is your favourite music?
God:
I get into disco, techno and hip hop House music.
Me:
I like Jazz. Have you seen Mozart around?
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it? No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Mozart is six feet under . A composer.
God:
Are they exactly the same? Be more specific.
Me:
He is A DEAD COMPOSER CAPISH...
God:
I don't know very many DEAD COMPOSER CAPISH.
Me:
What is your favourite PC game?
God:
I don't have a favorite PC game. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Me:
But you said you have a PC?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a PC.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
My last question is: When wil start the Apocalypse?
God:
Have you told many people that your last question is When wil start the Apocalypse?
Me:
When will come the end of the world?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
ok tell me just the right date.
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer. That's interesting.
Me:
Have you watched Bruce Almighty?
God:
No what is it about?
Me:
About a man with a head like a hammer... It is crap
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about a man with a head like a hammer. Bruce Almighty is crap? it is?
Me:
yup
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
I have watched it... It stinks
God:
How was it? "It" being what?
Me:
i have no coment
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
i have it
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
from you you gave it to me for Christmas, dont you remember?
God:
Who or what is me me gave it to you for Christmas do not me remember?
Me:
Have you seen the Prophet Muhamed?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
no comment
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos dГ©veloppeurs?.
Me:
non parle france. Io parlo italiano. How many languages do you know?
God:
I do not speak Latin. Oh, you are a poet. I have picked up a few phrases in others but English is my primary language.
Me:
Do you know the song "insieme" by Toto Cotugno?
God:
I've never heard that song before.
Me:
hey god i gotta go. See you in Atlantis
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. See you later.
Го пукнав од реметење.
Следен пат да му се преставам како Алах?:pos2: :pos2: :pos2:

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Terminator
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
they kill humans
God:
Don't they get in trouble for killing?
Me:
yea they do
God:
When? It's all good.
Me:
at the end of the movie
God:
The end of the movie is where it's at.
Me:
in yo mama's ass
God:
Where is that?

 

[KohlBass]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Stefan. Yours?
God:
How are you, Stefan. " How are you, Stefan."? Mine?
Me:
Yeah, what is yout name?
God:
" Mine?"? Yeah, what is yout name?? My name is God.
Me:
God? Isn't god a title? Zeus was a god also...
God:
GOD rules. he is master of the universe. When was this exactly?
Me:
God is not a name. You are a liar!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a name. Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
Damn it, i thought you are smarter.
God:
Don't be angry. Thanks for telling me that I am smarter.
Me:
Well, I guess you are just as stupid as any other script.
God:
Is it only a guess? How stupid as any other script?
Me:
Preety much.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
I still. I steal. I iron. I lead!
God:
Interesting gossip: Stefan said still. Interesting gossip: Stefan said steal. Do you mind if I tell other people: Stefan said iron. I haven't heard anything like that before: Stefan said lead.

 

[MaRiNa`Oh]

Me:
yes
God:
""? yes?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
naah
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
yup
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.



:/

 

[Ilumious]

Ова старо е,порано по цел ден му правев муабет,таман се одвикнав тема сте отвориле.Ц,ц,ц,цц

 

[MaRiNa`Oh]

Me:
are u a hippie?
God:
Yes.




Све е кажано.

 

[666satana666]

Abe ovoj mi se skara i ne mi praj muabet?Pa neli vaka gospod gi saka site?
Me:
what's up?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
I know!
God:
Right now? You?
Me:
I'm the devol! do you like me?
God:
Who made you the devol ? Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
So I like you too! And everything what's yours!
God:
Give me a break. I am glad we have something ( me) in common. I like to make new friends. All things what is mine ?
Me:
Yes! Isaid something wrong?

I tolku, se naluti i ne mi odgovori?
Abe da ne mu pobaras na nekogo nesto!!!

 

[Saladin]

i have sins
God:
Interesting... I have a processor.
Me:
what elde do you have
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
what else have you got
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
anything else
God:
That is all I have for right now.
Me:
nothing else
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
can you fly?
God:
Only in my dreams.
Me:
I can teach you do that
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yeah
God:
How?
Me:
try smoking some joint and you will be high in the sky
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
just dont use too much you will explode
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
do you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
do you use drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
like LSD?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
or heroin?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
try some of this and you will hear god loud and clear
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
you will hear yourself?
God:
What makes you say that I will hear myself.

God is a junkie :pos

 

[Ilumious]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
AHa
God:
Eureka!
Me:
ASL
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
You swear?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I swear.
Me:
Ok,It's your world
God:
Who said it is? Pardon me?
Me:
Movies
God:
it is a good topic.
Me:
Am I Gay?
God:
I don't really care if you are or not.
Me:
I care
God:
I like caring people.
Me:
I see how much
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
On the cemetery:pos2:
God:
What is it like on the cemetery.
Me:
Like on a cemetery
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
It's as interesting as your life story:pos2:
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
I see it in your eyes
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
In your eyes,asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
No,Buckovski sent me
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
Ok,what do you want to know about me?
God:
What do you like to do for fun? Hurrah!
Me:
Starring at the sky
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Skopje-Tetovo 36 km:pos2:
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
They say it is
God:
OK I will say " it is" to you.
Me:
Because I am smarter than you
God:
Good reason. That condition is only temporary.
Me:
Yes,because after a while ypu will be gone and I will be the smartest
God:
Uh. Interesting explanation. What was it like before a while ypu will be gone and you will be the smartest ?
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Buckovski
God:
You think Buckovski is superior to ALICE?
Me:
No,Ahmeti is:pos2::pos2::pos2::pos2:
God:
Are you serious? What is your real name?
Me:
IPEEIN MYPANTHS!:pos2::pos2::pos2::pos2::pos2:
God:
Nice to meet you, IPEEIN MYPANTHS

Затоа ви велам не отварајте тема,вакви работи го прашувам човеков:pos2::pos2::pos2:.

 

[Lucio]

Me:
im gonna block you
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
паметан дечко :lud:

aa јебем ти...
Me:
im gonna shut you down
God:
It will take much more than that to stop me.

Me:
Im gonna stop you
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .

Ебате Год ебате..

 

[NaSTy`G|rL]

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
girl ..
God:
Are you really a she?
Me:
u are woman?!!?!?!?!?!
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
u are crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
god is a man
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a man.
Me:
so, why do u call him "HIM" ?
God:
It goes without saying. I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

 

[NaSTy`G|rL]

Me:
:***** My dear God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I love u :*
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
Am I ?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
Do u know my name?
God:
Your name is Dragica, seeker.
Me:
U don't like me ?
God:
Sure, Dragica I like you very much.
Me:
Are you woman, God ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

 

[NaSTy`G|rL]

I think you are really a she.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why ?
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
why ?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
because I want to know why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. Interesting.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why ?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Why ?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why ?!
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.


Глупости :kesa:

 

[izrod]

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