Замислете си.....

[smizlicka]

Zamislete si deka ste kralica/kral na svetot......da ve sluzat nekoi simpaticni mom4inja/devojki e toa ti e zivot....:wub:

nemoj samo toa:kez:

 

[BusHav]

Замисли ти зафали!

Не дај Боже!!!

 

[Samaramon]

ok najdov neso na int. SLUCAJNO! i ne mi se otvarase cela tema za toa pa vaka. Zamislete si da vi se sluci ova:

Teen Horrified after Downloading Porn Movie

AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents.
Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. ”I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, ‘Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I’m sitting on. Oh crap, it is!’ I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited.”
Timmy’s parents, ”Captain Throbberson” and ”Gina Jiggles,” as they were credited in the film, believe that their son needs to grow up and get over it.
”Tim’s mother and I are completely comfortable with our sexuality. I think our son’s a little scared he might learn a move or two from his old man.”
While his family seems to be in turmoil, Timmy admits that future family gatherings will probably be a little uncomfortable. ”Call me crazy, but it’s going to be pretty hard trying to enjoy a nice Thanksgiving dinner knowing that your parents have probably done it all up and down the dining room table!”

 

[Петар-МКД]

ok najdov neso na int. SLUCAJNO! i ne mi se otvarase cela tema za toa pa vaka. Zamislete si da vi se sluci ova:

Teen Horrified after Downloading Porn Movie

AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents.
Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. ”I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, ‘Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I’m sitting on. Oh crap, it is!’ I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited.”
Timmy’s parents, ”Captain Throbberson” and ”Gina Jiggles,” as they were credited in the film, believe that their son needs to grow up and get over it.
”Tim’s mother and I are completely comfortable with our sexuality. I think our son’s a little scared he might learn a move or two from his old man.”
While his family seems to be in turmoil, Timmy admits that future family gatherings will probably be a little uncomfortable. ”Call me crazy, but it’s going to be pretty hard trying to enjoy a nice Thanksgiving dinner knowing that your parents have probably done it all up and down the dining room table!”

Поуката од сево ова е: Не гледајте порно филмови, за да не се исплашите до смрт.

 

[deXterche]

Замислетеси сите администратори да си го заборават пасвордот )))))

 

[vmx]

А замислете си Земјава ја проголта Црна Дупка а.

 

[Johnny Stulic]

На емисија кај вучко поканети гости да бидат Ацева,Мандрак,Офчар,Гарфилд и Влад(2-цава последни по прилепска врска )
Кое мезе че му го мавнат:ija: :kez:

 

[Divider]

E тоа можам да замислам, ама не можам да замислам, НИКОЛА, ЗЛОБНИЦА, МАЦЕДАЛИЕН, ДАНИ, ШЛАК, КРАРКА, ШОПСКИ, СЕРДАРОТ, МИСИРКОВ, сВЕН И сВЕТОВИД???

 

[Just Breathe]

Zamisli naj golemite lepotani i ebacista da se moderatorive na forumov...

 

[Divider]

Е то неможам,

 

[Just Breathe]

Е то неможам,

Dobro e so si iskren iskrenosta e plus...:star:

 

[Divider]

Па јас сум админ, не модератор. Јас сум ебач, они не се.

Замисли да си сега до мене, како ќе те прелажам, а?!

 

[Just Breathe]

Па јас сум админ, не модератор. Јас сум ебач, они не се.

Замисли да си сега до мене, како ќе те прелажам, а?!

kako???
Eve bas sea zamisluvam ali anpraj mi go filmot do kraj:sekss:

 

[Divider]

Теорија нема, првин че се најме, а послем че те прелажам и прелажана че останиш. :sekss::sekss::sekss::sekss::sekss:

 

[Just Breathe]

Теорија нема, првин че се најме, а послем че те прелажам и прелажана че останиш. :sekss::sekss::sekss::sekss::sekss:[
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Uh ali samo si ZAMISLUVAM...Zamislisi ti!Lezam ja do tebe gola ti si taka zapalen gotovo e da se desi ocekuvanoto i koa ja si stanuvam i si idam a ti si ostanes so bolka u jajcata