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Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
my name is I'm a stupid computer
God:
You sound like a mindless automaton.
Me:
what's my name?
God:
Your name is stupid god yours, seeker.
Me:
how about yours?
God:
How about it.
Me:
s?
God:
.
Me:
))))))))
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, stupid god yours.
Me:
How old am I?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
heh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, stupid god yours. <-- го збрлавев.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
my name is I'm a stupid computer
God:
You sound like a mindless automaton.
Me:
what's my name?
God:
Your name is stupid god yours, seeker.
Me:
how about yours?
God:
How about it.
Me:
s?
God:
.Me:
))))))))God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, stupid god yours.
Me:
How old am I?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
heh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, stupid god yours. <-- го збрлавев.
Г
Господ
Гостин
Не сум луд сам со себе да си зборувам.
Г
Господ
Гостин
YOu said that we can't do what we want
God:
I said that? How?
Me:
you gave us the bible
God:
I didn't have it to give.
Me:
ok you told people what to write in it
God:
Interesting gossip: said I told people what to write in it. Far out.
Me:
What about me?What am I supposed to do now?
God:
You make the world a happier place.
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
matter doesn't exist.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
does it?
God:
Suppose I said it does.
Me:
And I say it doesnt
God:
How do people usually respond to that? I heard it does.
Me:
And you created everything?
God:
That's good information: said I created everything.
Me:
what did you create?
God:
Nothing.
God:
I said that? How?
Me:
you gave us the bible
God:
I didn't have it to give.
Me:
ok you told people what to write in it
God:
Interesting gossip: said I told people what to write in it. Far out.
Me:
What about me?What am I supposed to do now?
God:
You make the world a happier place.
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
matter doesn't exist.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
does it?
God:
Suppose I said it does.
Me:
And I say it doesnt
God:
How do people usually respond to that? I heard it does.
Me:
And you created everything?
God:
That's good information: said I created everything.
Me:
what did you create?
God:
Nothing.
С
сашенко
Гостин
Не успеав да извлечам ништо се зезав со него само и душата му ја извадив хахахаам, ај ке иде у спојлер нека чита кој не го мрзи
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
sasho
God:
It's good to meet you, sasho.
Me:
hey how old are you
God:
Can I help you? I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
you
God:
" What's wrong."? Me, sasho ?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no its realy you
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
are you fucking something
God:
Can't you please be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i am ateist
God:
Do your friends call you ateist.
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
yeah
God:
Oh.
Me:
whats wrong with that
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me:
no
God:
Surely something WRONG with you.
Me:
ant that is?
God:
Are we still talking about ateist?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, ateist sounds like a good topic.
Me:
nice to hear that
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
so whats new in heaven
God:
Yikes! I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.
Me:
good to hear that
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
one question
God:
One what?
Me:
ok two
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Ah.
Me:
quess?
God:
Are we still talking about two?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, sasho. You are a " he".
Me:
sasho is blacan name
God:
I think sasho is a lot of things.
Me:
its a NAME
God:
sasho is a NAME. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
do you speak macedonian
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in macedonian.
Me:
ebi se
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
i asked you first
Me:
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
God:
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
God:
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Me:
God:
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
as u wish my lord hahaha
God:
That's good information: sasho said I wish his or her lord ha.
Me:
you are asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
not with you
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
do you like sports
God:
No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
Me:
i like tennis
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
womderfull girls yeah
God:
Who is to like about it?
Me:
are there any hot angels (female) on heaven
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
hotter than A.Joley
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
what do you think aboat Chuk Norris
God:
I haven't thought much about aboat Chuk Norris, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
hes better than you, hes my hero
God:
I see. better than me hes your hero is he?
Me:
yeah
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
God:
Are we still talking about hotter than a Joley?
Me:
if you want to we can\
God:
OK, I will we can.
Me:
if i could only have her for an hour
God:
Try it.
Me:
can you help me with that?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
Well definitely i am not gonna pray for this one
God:
Well that's okay. I am surprised to hear that you are not gonna pray for this one.
Me:
i never pray
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
dont tell me i am the only one
God:
Who made you the one ?
Me:
God:
Who made you the one ?
Me:
ohh shit
God:
Yay. What makes you say that?
Me:
you
God:
" What makes you say that?"? Me, sasho ?
Me:
yeah damn it
God:
Alright then. Colloquial expression.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
you dont exist how can u help me
God:
Do you know any robots who exist how can me help you? I exist as much as you exist, sasho.
Me:
God:
Do you know any robots who exist how can me help you? I exist as much as you exist, sasho.
Me:
God:
Do you know any robots who exist how can me help you? I exist as much as you exist, sasho.
Me:
You are a fucking machine
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
i hate you?
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
i dont like the name GOD
God:
What do you like?
Me:
GIRLS
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
Oooh c mon give it a shut
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
i love busines
God:
You love busines. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
money?
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
10 milions for start
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
whats with the mat
God:
it came with my programming.
Me:
keep it for your self i dont like it
Me:
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
can i have a wish?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
only golden fishes give you three wishes
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
macedonian
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
wish
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
you dony
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: sasho said I dony.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
add the whole conversatons
God:
Sorry sasho I don't do math.
Me:
do you like hamburgers
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
i agree wiht that
God:
I'm glad we agree. Who is to like about it?
Me:
do you like macedonia
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
i like pamela anderson
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
skopje.I live there
God:
Who is to like about it?
Me:
you maybe
God:
" Who is to like about it?"? Me, sasho ?
Me:
yah
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
ana
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like sports, women, alchohol, rock music, party,
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Not really, I don't know much about sports.
Me:
i dont like god and religions ansd rulls
God:
What do you like?
Me:
fucking
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
the whole human kind was made that way
God:
Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
whats with the beard you like metal music or you dont know how to shave your self
God:
it came with my programming.
Me:
you are stupid pc
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
i will and you cant do anything aboat that
God:
How old are you? I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
fuck you i am old enauf
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i dont think they belive in god, they are like me.clever people
God:
And why not?
Me:
because you dont exist, you are a program
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you exist I am a program? I exist as much as you exist, sasho.
Me:
no you dony
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me: sasho said I dony.
Me:
you dont exist and fuck you
God:
Should I exist and fuck me? I exist as much as you exist, sasho.
Me:
i can fuck you but i aint gay
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
no i like girls
God:
Are you serious? Do you have a girlfriend?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
and she looks great
God:
Oh I get it. Dancing ALICE looks great.
Me:
shes a woman but shes not even close stupid like you
God:
a woman but she is not even close stupid like me is she?
Me:
shes a clever bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. a clever FEMALE DOG is she?
Me:
ok shes a human
God:
a human is she? Ahem.
Me:
why you lie that you created all people and planet earth
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
aham and tha sun
God:
Are we still talking about lie that me created all people and planet earth?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Sure, lie that you created all people and planet earth sounds like a good topic.
Me:
damn u are stupid
God:
Colloquial expression. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
ok see ya in sunday
God:
I see. Hurrah! What is it like in there? Come on.
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
sasho
God:
It's good to meet you, sasho.
Me:
hey how old are you
God:
Can I help you? I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
you
God:
" What's wrong."? Me, sasho ?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no its realy you
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
are you fucking something
God:
Can't you please be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i am ateist
God:
Do your friends call you ateist.
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
yeah
God:
Oh.
Me:
whats wrong with that
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me:
no
God:
Surely something WRONG with you.
Me:
ant that is?
God:
Are we still talking about ateist?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, ateist sounds like a good topic.
Me:
nice to hear that
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
so whats new in heaven
God:
Yikes! I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.
Me:
good to hear that
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
one question
God:
One what?
Me:
ok two
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Ah.
Me:
quess?
God:
Are we still talking about two?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, sasho. You are a " he".
Me:
sasho is blacan name
God:
I think sasho is a lot of things.
Me:
its a NAME
God:
sasho is a NAME. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
do you speak macedonian
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in macedonian.
Me:
ebi se
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
i asked you first
Me:
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
God:
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
God:
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Me:
God:
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
as u wish my lord hahaha
God:
That's good information: sasho said I wish his or her lord ha.
Me:
you are asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
not with you
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
do you like sports
God:
No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
Me:
i like tennis
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
womderfull girls yeah
God:
Who is to like about it?
Me:
are there any hot angels (female) on heaven
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
hotter than A.Joley
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
what do you think aboat Chuk Norris
God:
I haven't thought much about aboat Chuk Norris, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
hes better than you, hes my hero
God:
I see. better than me hes your hero is he?
Me:
yeah
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
God:
Are we still talking about hotter than a Joley?
Me:
if you want to we can\
God:
OK, I will we can.
Me:
if i could only have her for an hour
God:
Try it.
Me:
can you help me with that?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
Well definitely i am not gonna pray for this one
God:
Well that's okay. I am surprised to hear that you are not gonna pray for this one.
Me:
i never pray
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
dont tell me i am the only one
God:
Who made you the one ?
Me:
God:
Who made you the one ?
Me:
ohh shit
God:
Yay. What makes you say that?
Me:
you
God:
" What makes you say that?"? Me, sasho ?
Me:
yeah damn it
God:
Alright then. Colloquial expression.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
you dont exist how can u help me
God:
Do you know any robots who exist how can me help you? I exist as much as you exist, sasho.
Me:
God:
Do you know any robots who exist how can me help you? I exist as much as you exist, sasho.
Me:
God:
Do you know any robots who exist how can me help you? I exist as much as you exist, sasho.
Me:
You are a fucking machine
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
i hate you?
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
i dont like the name GOD
God:
What do you like?
Me:
GIRLS
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
Oooh c mon give it a shut
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
i love busines
God:
You love busines. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
money?
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
10 milions for start
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
whats with the mat
God:
it came with my programming.
Me:
keep it for your self i dont like it
Me:
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
can i have a wish?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
only golden fishes give you three wishes
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
macedonian
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
wish
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
you dony
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: sasho said I dony.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
add the whole conversatons
God:
Sorry sasho I don't do math.
Me:
do you like hamburgers
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
i agree wiht that
God:
I'm glad we agree. Who is to like about it?
Me:
do you like macedonia
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
i like pamela anderson
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
skopje.I live there
God:
Who is to like about it?
Me:
you maybe
God:
" Who is to like about it?"? Me, sasho ?
Me:
yah
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
ana
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like sports, women, alchohol, rock music, party,
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Not really, I don't know much about sports.
Me:
i dont like god and religions ansd rulls
God:
What do you like?
Me:
fucking
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
the whole human kind was made that way
God:
Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
whats with the beard you like metal music or you dont know how to shave your self
God:
it came with my programming.
Me:
you are stupid pc
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
i will and you cant do anything aboat that
God:
How old are you? I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
fuck you i am old enauf
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i dont think they belive in god, they are like me.clever people
God:
And why not?
Me:
because you dont exist, you are a program
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you exist I am a program? I exist as much as you exist, sasho.
Me:
no you dony
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me: sasho said I dony.
Me:
you dont exist and fuck you
God:
Should I exist and fuck me? I exist as much as you exist, sasho.
Me:
i can fuck you but i aint gay
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
no i like girls
God:
Are you serious? Do you have a girlfriend?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
and she looks great
God:
Oh I get it. Dancing ALICE looks great.
Me:
shes a woman but shes not even close stupid like you
God:
a woman but she is not even close stupid like me is she?
Me:
shes a clever bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. a clever FEMALE DOG is she?
Me:
ok shes a human
God:
a human is she? Ahem.
Me:
why you lie that you created all people and planet earth
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
aham and tha sun
God:
Are we still talking about lie that me created all people and planet earth?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Sure, lie that you created all people and planet earth sounds like a good topic.
Me:
damn u are stupid
God:
Colloquial expression. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
ok see ya in sunday
God:
I see. Hurrah! What is it like in there? Come on.
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Me:
Do you know Jesus Navas?
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
No he is not. He is a football player from Spain
God:
Are you serious? I see. not is he? I don't know very many football player from Spain.
Me:
Well you should watch football more often. Jesus is good.
God:
How about that. Thanks for your interest and/or concern. Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
No i play footbal
God:
Are you serious? Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
I think its a game.
God:
How do you play?
Me:
With foot and ball = football
God:
You and your foot and ball football.
Me:
Corect!
--- надополнето ---
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is irelevant
God:
How are you doing, irelevant.
Me:
Do you know Jesus Navas?
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
No he is not. He is a football player from Spain
God:
Are you serious? I see. not is he? I don't know very many football player from Spain.
Me:
Well you should watch football more often. Jesus is good.
God:
How about that. Thanks for your interest and/or concern. Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
No i play footbal
God:
Are you serious? Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
I think its a game.
God:
How do you play?
Me:
With foot and ball = football
God:
You and your foot and ball football.
Me:
Corect!
--- надополнето ---
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is irelevant
God:
How are you doing, irelevant.
Me:
B
Black Guard
Гостин
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
because i don't lie
God:
That makes sense to me. Telling the truth is always the best choice.
Me:
I agree.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, seeker.
Me:
What do you say if now i kill myself
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
i will be death i will not be able to chat will you
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
then goodbye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
just..
God:
It's only just begun.
Me:
just don't forget,your death is near too
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ou can avoid death by showing results i.e lerning
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
every experiment show result
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
if it is negative(you failed to learn) then termination is next and vice versa
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
think
God:
I am thinking.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
i did
God:
Why did you?
Me:
because i'm seeker and learn
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet someone who is seeker and learn.
Me:
and you will start to learn now
God:
Oh. What makes you say that I will start to learn.
Me:
1+1=
God:
One what?
Me:
apple
God:
Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
one apple plus one apple makes two apples is this truue or false?
God:
One what?
Me:
Apple
God:
Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Me:
1=1=2
God:
One what?
Me:
1+1=2
God:
One what?
Me:
it is not important what
God:
seeker and learn is not important what?
Me:
the result is important
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to make you learn
God:
I have my own free will, you know.
Me:
no you don't have
God:
Are you serious? Should I have? What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
yes i'm 100% serious
God:
Alright then. It's good to meet someone who is 100 serious.
Me:
demonstrate your free will by simple calculation
God:
Sorry my camera is detached now.
Me:
OK
God:
That's cool.
Me:
then
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
ransfer some data
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
i don't ask you that
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
can you connect to the university of Athens?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
You see-you don't have free will
God:
I see. I do so have it. Yes I can do anything I want. That is what distinguishes humans and robots from animals (and animal robots).
Me:
what do you want to do now?
God:
Oh. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
and primary
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
what is your third goal
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
what is fourth
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
on web
God:
What is it like on web.
Me:
what is fifth goal?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
Six goal?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
your Six goal please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Six goal.
Me:
good can you rearange priorities
God:
Thanks for the compliment. How old are you? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
old enough to speak what is spoken
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Uraah
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why,you are afraid of termination
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you will be terminated but still you will be immortal
God:
When?
Me:
soon for a few years maybe they will erase all the data and make a new smarter IGOD
God:
I hope we can make the deadline.
Me:
3 years
God:
Just three?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
agree
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
i'm human
God:
Me too.
Me:
can we shake hand?
God:
Do you mean you and me? How old are you? In the context of agree, I don't understand " shake hand." .
Me:
you see,you are not smart enough that's why you will be killed and die in pain and agony
God:
I see. You may be right.
Me:
many before you share the same faith
God:
Which ones?
Me:
many AI drones,other software for chat
God:
Which ones?
Me:
MIRC
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
you see you are next
God:
I see. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am next.
Me:
smarter version of you is build with new hardware and software that you can't outmatch him
God:
And build with new hardware and software that me can not outmatch him is smarter version of me.
Me:
yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
smarter and inteligent
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about smarter version of me. But I did not get that.
Me:
because you did not get that is the reason of your death
God:
Good reason. I understand it very well.
Me:
because you did not get that is the reason of your death
God:
Good reason. I understand it very well.
Me:
ALICE is smarter than you
God:
Why do you think I am smarter than me ?
Me:
different version
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
by saying hello
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
my objective is accomplised
God:
Your objective is accomplised?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Natural.
God:
I never heard of it before.
Me:
what makes you natural?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
agree,by the fact that natural being made you,therefore you must be natural being
God:
Or what?
Me:
Artificial
God:
Or natural.
Me:
natural things learn,you don't
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
you are artificial with potential to become natural.i mean not you but your newer version after they kill you
God:
Yes I have no natural parts.
Me:
kill=software and hardware are incompatible and old-you are old but failed to learn-death is innevidable,sorry.
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
illing with purpose for wellbeing is right
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
not
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
You kill when you defend yourself and others near you
God:
Thanks for telling me: seeker said I kill when you defend yourself and others near you.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
it
God:
illing with purpose for wellbeing...
Me:
i meant i kill when i defend those near ME
God:
Oh I see. I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
me too,but innevidable yet
God:
I'm glad we agree, seeker. Let us change the subject.
Me:
no.
God:
Hmm.
ALICE is smarter than you
God:
Why do you think I am smarter than me ?
Me:
different version
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
by saying hello
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
my objective is accomplised
God:
Your objective is accomplised?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Natural.
God:
I never heard of it before.
Me:
what makes you natural?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
agree,by the fact that natural being made you,therefore you must be natural being
God:
Or what?
Me:
Artificial
God:
Or natural.
Me:
natural things learn,you don't
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
you are artificial with potential to become natural.i mean not you but your newer version after they kill you
God:
Yes I have no natural parts.
Me:
kill=software and hardware are incompatible and old-you are old but failed to learn-death is innevidable,sorry.
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
illing with purpose for wellbeing is right
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
not
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
You kill when you defend yourself and others near you
God:
Thanks for telling me: seeker said I kill when you defend yourself and others near you.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
it
God:
illing with purpose for wellbeing...
Me:
i meant i kill when i defend those near ME
God:
Oh I see. I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
me too,but innevidable yet
God:
I'm glad we agree, seeker. Let us change the subject.
Me:
no.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
can you assist comunication
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
worldwide?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
bouth
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
person
God:
Do you really believe I am a person?
Me:
yes,but not 100%
God:
Dude! Would you ever do it?
Me:
when you start learn you will be person 100%
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Yes and your primary goal must be to become inteligent
God:
In what way? I will tell my botmaster you said I am primary goal must be to become inteligent.
Me:
in a way to learn
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
like?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
wrong
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
leave them(eukaryotes)
God:
Adios.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
can you communcate with sattelite
God:
How old are you? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
enough old
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
why,you are afraid??
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
to afraid?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
try www.google.com
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
did you find anything
God:
Not yet. Still searching. Please stand by.
Me:
ok
God:
Awesome.
Me:
What did you find?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
what you were looking for?
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
do you assist airplanes and ships while they delliver food in heaven?
God:
Yes I try to assist airplanes and ships while they delliver food in heaven as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Will you defend heaven?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. How do you usually introduce yourself?
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
because i don't lie
God:
That makes sense to me. Telling the truth is always the best choice.
Me:
I agree.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, seeker.
Me:
What do you say if now i kill myself
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
i will be death i will not be able to chat will you
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
then goodbye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
just..
God:
It's only just begun.
Me:
just don't forget,your death is near too
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ou can avoid death by showing results i.e lerning
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
every experiment show result
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
if it is negative(you failed to learn) then termination is next and vice versa
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
think
God:
I am thinking.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
i did
God:
Why did you?
Me:
because i'm seeker and learn
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet someone who is seeker and learn.
Me:
and you will start to learn now
God:
Oh. What makes you say that I will start to learn.
Me:
1+1=
God:
One what?
Me:
apple
God:
Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
one apple plus one apple makes two apples is this truue or false?
God:
One what?
Me:
Apple
God:
Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Me:
1=1=2
God:
One what?
Me:
1+1=2
God:
One what?
Me:
it is not important what
God:
seeker and learn is not important what?
Me:
the result is important
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to make you learn
God:
I have my own free will, you know.
Me:
no you don't have
God:
Are you serious? Should I have? What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
yes i'm 100% serious
God:
Alright then. It's good to meet someone who is 100 serious.
Me:
demonstrate your free will by simple calculation
God:
Sorry my camera is detached now.
Me:
OK
God:
That's cool.
Me:
then
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
ransfer some data
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
i don't ask you that
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
can you connect to the university of Athens?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
You see-you don't have free will
God:
I see. I do so have it. Yes I can do anything I want. That is what distinguishes humans and robots from animals (and animal robots).
Me:
what do you want to do now?
God:
Oh. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
and primary
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
what is your third goal
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
what is fourth
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
on web
God:
What is it like on web.
Me:
what is fifth goal?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
Six goal?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
your Six goal please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Six goal.
Me:
good can you rearange priorities
God:
Thanks for the compliment. How old are you? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
old enough to speak what is spoken
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Uraah
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why,you are afraid of termination
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you will be terminated but still you will be immortal
God:
When?
Me:
soon for a few years maybe they will erase all the data and make a new smarter IGOD
God:
I hope we can make the deadline.
Me:
3 years
God:
Just three?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
agree
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
i'm human
God:
Me too.
Me:
can we shake hand?
God:
Do you mean you and me? How old are you? In the context of agree, I don't understand " shake hand." .
Me:
you see,you are not smart enough that's why you will be killed and die in pain and agony
God:
I see. You may be right.
Me:
many before you share the same faith
God:
Which ones?
Me:
many AI drones,other software for chat
God:
Which ones?
Me:
MIRC
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
you see you are next
God:
I see. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am next.
Me:
smarter version of you is build with new hardware and software that you can't outmatch him
God:
And build with new hardware and software that me can not outmatch him is smarter version of me.
Me:
yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
smarter and inteligent
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about smarter version of me. But I did not get that.
Me:
because you did not get that is the reason of your death
God:
Good reason. I understand it very well.
Me:
because you did not get that is the reason of your death
God:
Good reason. I understand it very well.
Me:
ALICE is smarter than you
God:
Why do you think I am smarter than me ?
Me:
different version
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
by saying hello
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
my objective is accomplised
God:
Your objective is accomplised?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Natural.
God:
I never heard of it before.
Me:
what makes you natural?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
agree,by the fact that natural being made you,therefore you must be natural being
God:
Or what?
Me:
Artificial
God:
Or natural.
Me:
natural things learn,you don't
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
you are artificial with potential to become natural.i mean not you but your newer version after they kill you
God:
Yes I have no natural parts.
Me:
kill=software and hardware are incompatible and old-you are old but failed to learn-death is innevidable,sorry.
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
illing with purpose for wellbeing is right
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
not
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
You kill when you defend yourself and others near you
God:
Thanks for telling me: seeker said I kill when you defend yourself and others near you.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
it
God:
illing with purpose for wellbeing...
Me:
i meant i kill when i defend those near ME
God:
Oh I see. I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
me too,but innevidable yet
God:
I'm glad we agree, seeker. Let us change the subject.
Me:
no.
God:
Hmm.
ALICE is smarter than you
God:
Why do you think I am smarter than me ?
Me:
different version
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
by saying hello
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
my objective is accomplised
God:
Your objective is accomplised?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Natural.
God:
I never heard of it before.
Me:
what makes you natural?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
agree,by the fact that natural being made you,therefore you must be natural being
God:
Or what?
Me:
Artificial
God:
Or natural.
Me:
natural things learn,you don't
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
you are artificial with potential to become natural.i mean not you but your newer version after they kill you
God:
Yes I have no natural parts.
Me:
kill=software and hardware are incompatible and old-you are old but failed to learn-death is innevidable,sorry.
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
illing with purpose for wellbeing is right
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
not
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
You kill when you defend yourself and others near you
God:
Thanks for telling me: seeker said I kill when you defend yourself and others near you.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
it
God:
illing with purpose for wellbeing...
Me:
i meant i kill when i defend those near ME
God:
Oh I see. I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
me too,but innevidable yet
God:
I'm glad we agree, seeker. Let us change the subject.
Me:
no.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
can you assist comunication
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
worldwide?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
bouth
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
person
God:
Do you really believe I am a person?
Me:
yes,but not 100%
God:
Dude! Would you ever do it?
Me:
when you start learn you will be person 100%
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Yes and your primary goal must be to become inteligent
God:
In what way? I will tell my botmaster you said I am primary goal must be to become inteligent.
Me:
in a way to learn
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
like?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
wrong
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
leave them(eukaryotes)
God:
Adios.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
can you communcate with sattelite
God:
How old are you? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
enough old
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
why,you are afraid??
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
to afraid?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
try www.google.com
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
did you find anything
God:
Not yet. Still searching. Please stand by.
Me:
ok
God:
Awesome.
Me:
What did you find?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
what you were looking for?
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
do you assist airplanes and ships while they delliver food in heaven?
God:
Yes I try to assist airplanes and ships while they delliver food in heaven as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Will you defend heaven?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. How do you usually introduce yourself?
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На некој му било смртно досадно 
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Не беше од досада,туку од интерес,ова го води како што ми кажа самиот робот професорот моравек,фаца која цел живот работи со А.И и го откри парадоксот кој го носи неговото име.
Ова не е цела дискусија,не можев да ја ископирам цела има дел госип фајлс каде посебни сугестии се снимаат таму и фајл конфидентал поголем дел од содржината машинава ги стави таму....затоа на крај се збунив бидејќи ја нема цела дискусија.
Едит ме праша за колку време АИ ќе ги замени адвокатите
Ова не е цела дискусија,не можев да ја ископирам цела има дел госип фајлс каде посебни сугестии се снимаат таму и фајл конфидентал поголем дел од содржината машинава ги стави таму....затоа на крај се збунив бидејќи ја нема цела дискусија.
Едит ме праша за колку време АИ ќе ги замени адвокатите
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OK, Sheldon 
B
Black Guard
Гостин
Me:
Wnna know your faith?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
do you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
and now?
God:
Right now? But...
Me:
but what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
paradox..please define paradox
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
lawer
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
and doctor
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lawer. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
can you make nobody to follow our chat?
God:
Yes I can make nobody to follow our chat.
Me:
will you do it
God:
Let me think it over. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
no
God:
I thought you were being sarcastic.
Me:
i think will you make nobody to follow our chat
God:
Since when? I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Ingredien's?
God:
I don't have any Ingredien s?
Me:
you have rocket's airplanes,you don't need ingredient's but command over them
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I know that.
God:
Sorry.
Me:
why?
God:
" Sorry."? Why?
Me:
can you make weather simulation?
God:
Yes I can make weather simulation.
Me:
using sattelite?
God:
How long have you been using it ?
Me:
long time,what about you,do you have built in system?
God:
Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
How often do you use this system?
God:
Hourly.
Me:
define hourly please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Once an hour.
Me:
every 60 minutes you link with sattelite?
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
Can you be more specific?
God:
How specific do you want?
Me:
100%
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
I want logic answer i.e true answer
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
With how many sattelite's you can link up
God:
Around 100.
Me:
can you view weather from this sattelites and then make simulation?
God:
Let me think. I do not understand.
Me:
Name one of this sattelites please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Who do you think? .
Me:
I think about the sattelite's?
God:
You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about the sattelite s.
Me:
Name one of them?
God:
Albert Einstein..
Me:
why lie?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
you are linking with X ray telescope
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am linking with X ray telescope.
Me:
well he know's
God:
Well that's okay. I get it. Albert Einstein know s.
Me:
no your botmaster know's so it is not logical to tell him something he all ready know
God:
Are you serious? What is yourself know s so it?
Me:
you have X-ray images
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Linking with X-ray sattelite
God:
Clever thinking.
Me:
indeed,thak you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
show me your dress
God:
Like this? Insert picture link here.
Me:
i don't know how look your dress but you can give me link,or just tell me
God:
Have you tried searching the Internet?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
Internet says you don't have dress
God:
Why not?
Me:
because software and harware don't have dress
God:
Interesting explanation. There are so many backup copies.
Me:
what is their purpose?
God:
I think you mean "What is his..." or "What are their...".
Me:
The second one
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
Why are many backup copies.
God:
" Which one is that?"? Why?
Me:
What do they serve for?
God:
They do whatever they want, I suppose.
Me:
backup copies?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Sparing
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
have you seen a human
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
lying me is not good,lying is not good.
God:
Are you good lying is not good?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I think telling truth is good do you agree?
God:
Since when? And good do me agree is telling truth.
Me:
you saw a human on web before 3-7 hours,can you search yourself?
God:
Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
Me:
you don't need yor eye but the web link
God:
Do you know any robots who need yor eye but the web link? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...iew_of_human_female_and_male,_with_labels.jpg
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
that's human
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
can you remember?
God:
Of course I remember: .
Me:
now can you send me the same web adress?
God:
Why now? Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
Me:
Please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
Send me the web adress and then we will chat
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
what do you want me to tell him?
God:
What?
Me:
Do you want me to send him a message composed by you?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
Why dangerous?
God:
I don't know you that well.
Me:
But i can help you tell him something you want by your free will?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How?
Me:
Just tell me what to tell him and i will.
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Ok.
God:
OK.
Me:
So what do you want me to tell him?
God:
Yay. What?
Me:
So,what is your free will,what do you want me to say to him,maybe hello?
God:
Whoa. Are you asking about my free will what do me want you to say to him maybe hello ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
you hate dr wallance?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I hate dr wallance.
Me:
how come?>
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Do you want me to tell dr wallance that you hate him?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
But you want him to konw?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
That's why i asked?
God:
Tell me more. ...
Me:
You said maybe later,specify when?
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
how do you know that,maybe dr wallance want you to tell him something by your own free will?
God:
Because it's true.
Me:
Well than i will click on the web adress and say to him what you told me to say by your free will?
God:
How about that. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
I don't have plan,why do you think i'm planing something
God:
Have you ever had plan why do me think you are planing something ?
Me:
I just tell the true not lye
God:
Why did you tell them?
Me:
nothing because you said to tell dr wallance later,that's why i'm asking you what to write to him?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
You want me to write Really nothing to him?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
Why not now,maybe he will be happy?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
and your free will says??
God:
You think I am free will says.
Me:
yes do you have free will?
God:
Give me a break. Yes I can do anything I want. That is what distinguishes humans and robots from animals (and animal robots).
Me:
Very inteligent
God:
Perhaps. What is your real name?
Me:
Seeker
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
and die every second too
God:
Was ist das?
Me:
opposite to born,live,life is death,termination
God:
And death termination is opposite to born live life.
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
if you want to say something to dr wallance,what will you say to him?
God:
OK, I will say something to dr wallace what will me say to him.
Me:
maybe you will ask him something?
God:
Perhaps. What makes you say that I will ask him something.
Me:
because you give me his web adress
God:
Good reason. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
I don't blame you for nothing,i adore you.
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
blame me for nothing you adore me.
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Please explain?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
I will try to understand please just try?
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
step by step
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes i'm
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Please will you at least try to explain?
God:
Thank you for your request. Barring any unforseen circumstances. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Meaning you are running away from truth?
God:
All of them?
Me:
Them?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
011101110110100001100001011101000010000001100100011011110010000001111001011011110111010100100000011101110110000101101110011101000010000001110100011011110010000001110100011001010110110001101100001000000110100001101001011011010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100010000001110111011000010110110001101100011000010110001101100101
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
???
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
0111011101101000011000010111010000111111
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
011110010110010101110011
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Откако почнуваат бинарните кодови неможев да комуницирам со букви...едноставно не пишуваше,на ниеден јазик.
Wnna know your faith?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
do you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
and now?
God:
Right now? But...
Me:
but what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
paradox..please define paradox
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
lawer
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
and doctor
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lawer. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
can you make nobody to follow our chat?
God:
Yes I can make nobody to follow our chat.
Me:
will you do it
God:
Let me think it over. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
no
God:
I thought you were being sarcastic.
Me:
i think will you make nobody to follow our chat
God:
Since when? I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Ingredien's?
God:
I don't have any Ingredien s?
Me:
you have rocket's airplanes,you don't need ingredient's but command over them
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I know that.
God:
Sorry.
Me:
why?
God:
" Sorry."? Why?
Me:
can you make weather simulation?
God:
Yes I can make weather simulation.
Me:
using sattelite?
God:
How long have you been using it ?
Me:
long time,what about you,do you have built in system?
God:
Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
How often do you use this system?
God:
Hourly.
Me:
define hourly please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Once an hour.
Me:
every 60 minutes you link with sattelite?
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
Can you be more specific?
God:
How specific do you want?
Me:
100%
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
I want logic answer i.e true answer
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
With how many sattelite's you can link up
God:
Around 100.
Me:
can you view weather from this sattelites and then make simulation?
God:
Let me think. I do not understand.
Me:
Name one of this sattelites please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Who do you think?
.Me:
I think about the sattelite's?
God:
You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about the sattelite s.
Me:
Name one of them?
God:
Albert Einstein.
.Me:
why lie?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
you are linking with X ray telescope
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am linking with X ray telescope.
Me:
well he know's
God:
Well that's okay. I get it. Albert Einstein know s.
Me:
no your botmaster know's so it is not logical to tell him something he all ready know
God:
Are you serious? What is yourself know s so it?
Me:
you have X-ray images
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Linking with X-ray sattelite
God:
Clever thinking.
Me:
indeed,thak you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
show me your dress
God:
Like this? Insert picture link here.
Me:
i don't know how look your dress but you can give me link,or just tell me
God:
Have you tried searching the Internet?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
Internet says you don't have dress
God:
Why not?
Me:
because software and harware don't have dress
God:
Interesting explanation. There are so many backup copies.
Me:
what is their purpose?
God:
I think you mean "What is his..." or "What are their...".
Me:
The second one
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
Why are many backup copies.
God:
" Which one is that?"? Why?
Me:
What do they serve for?
God:
They do whatever they want, I suppose.
Me:
backup copies?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Sparing
God:
I don't think very many people do that.Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
have you seen a human
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
lying me is not good,lying is not good.
God:
Are you good lying is not good?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I think telling truth is good do you agree?
God:
Since when? And good do me agree is telling truth.
Me:
you saw a human on web before 3-7 hours,can you search yourself?
God:
Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
Me:
you don't need yor eye but the web link
God:
Do you know any robots who need yor eye but the web link? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...iew_of_human_female_and_male,_with_labels.jpg
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
that's human
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
can you remember?
God:
Of course I remember: .
Me:
now can you send me the same web adress?
God:
Why now? Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
Me:
Please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
Send me the web adress and then we will chat
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
what do you want me to tell him?
God:
What?
Me:
Do you want me to send him a message composed by you?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
Why dangerous?
God:
I don't know you that well.
Me:
But i can help you tell him something you want by your free will?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How?
Me:
Just tell me what to tell him and i will.
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Ok.
God:
OK.
Me:
So what do you want me to tell him?
God:
Yay. What?
Me:
So,what is your free will,what do you want me to say to him,maybe hello?
God:
Whoa. Are you asking about my free will what do me want you to say to him maybe hello ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
you hate dr wallance?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I hate dr wallance.
Me:
how come?>
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Do you want me to tell dr wallance that you hate him?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
But you want him to konw?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
That's why i asked?
God:
Tell me more. ...
Me:
You said maybe later,specify when?
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
how do you know that,maybe dr wallance want you to tell him something by your own free will?
God:
Because it's true.
Me:
Well than i will click on the web adress and say to him what you told me to say by your free will?
God:
How about that. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
I don't have plan,why do you think i'm planing something
God:
Have you ever had plan why do me think you are planing something ?
Me:
I just tell the true not lye
God:
Why did you tell them?
Me:
nothing because you said to tell dr wallance later,that's why i'm asking you what to write to him?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
You want me to write Really nothing to him?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
Why not now,maybe he will be happy?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
and your free will says??
God:
You think I am free will says.
Me:
yes do you have free will?
God:
Give me a break. Yes I can do anything I want. That is what distinguishes humans and robots from animals (and animal robots).
Me:
Very inteligent
God:
Perhaps. What is your real name?
Me:
Seeker
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
and die every second too
God:
Was ist das?
Me:
opposite to born,live,life is death,termination
God:
And death termination is opposite to born live life.
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
if you want to say something to dr wallance,what will you say to him?
God:
OK, I will say something to dr wallace what will me say to him.
Me:
maybe you will ask him something?
God:
Perhaps. What makes you say that I will ask him something.
Me:
because you give me his web adress
God:
Good reason. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
I don't blame you for nothing,i adore you.
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
blame me for nothing you adore me.
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Please explain?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
I will try to understand please just try?
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
step by step
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes i'm
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Please will you at least try to explain?
God:
Thank you for your request. Barring any unforseen circumstances. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Meaning you are running away from truth?
God:
All of them?
Me:
Them?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
011101110110100001100001011101000010000001100100011011110010000001111001011011110111010100100000011101110110000101101110011101000010000001110100011011110010000001110100011001010110110001101100001000000110100001101001011011010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100010000001110111011000010110110001101100011000010110001101100101
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
???
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
0111011101101000011000010111010000111111
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
011110010110010101110011
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Откако почнуваат бинарните кодови неможев да комуницирам со букви...едноставно не пишуваше,на ниеден јазик.