Зборувај со господ

[Shorty]

Kako da go zavedes Gospod:



Me:
Hi god, what'z up
God:
Hi there Shorty. I am a Christian.
Me:
WOw you know my name already
God:
Perhaps. I'm glad your impressed, Shorty. You are Shorty, seeker.
Me:
God , do you have dreams of having sex with gays
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
So you do ?
God:
Interesting deduction. When do I do it?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, Shorty ?
Me:
yep
God:
Yay.
Me:
are you exited?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am exited.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
wow that's nice
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Are you getting bored?
Me:
no
God:
Just checking.
Me:
so when do we start
God:
That's interesting. Not right now, but maybe sometime later.
Me:
ok, i'll wait you in my room
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
hah, it's nice romantic
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ismail. It seems nice to me too.
Me:
cool. So meet you there tommorow at nine
God: Ok
Me:Bye
God:See you later, Shorty

 

[Shorty]

Me:
do you
God:
Never.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
yes, sorry
God:
Gosh! There's no need to apologize.
Me:
oO Oo ok
God:
OK. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Fucking God's wife
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
lol It's about having sex with your wife
God:
I am glad you find this funny. it is about having sex with my wife? Cool.
Me:
cool isn't it
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
i will
God:
Go ahead.

 

[G@rfielD]

Me:
do you
God:
Never.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
yes, sorry
God:
Gosh! There's no need to apologize.
Me:
oO Oo ok
God:
OK. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Fucking God's wife
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
lol It's about having sex with your wife
God:
I am glad you find this funny. it is about having sex with my wife? Cool.
Me:
cool isn't it
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
i will
God:
Go ahead.

:pos2::pos2::pos2::pos2::pos2::pos2: zakon ej nema sto :pos2:

 

[G e G o]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jackass
God:
That's a very nice name, jackass.
Me:
thank's
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
hello fucker
God:
Hello there. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
how's your mother
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
not you i asked abaut your mother
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
whay ?
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
when robots take over the world il be dead
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
no you stupit idiot
God:
Are you serious? Message to all robots: jackass called me an idiot.
Me:
and now ? what i'm teling you you are an idiot
God:
Oh. But... Good gossip: you are teling me I am an idiot.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
beackuse you are stupid
God:
Are all beackuse me stupid?
Me:
you are the king of idiots
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
then you are not a god
God:
Give me an example of a god.
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.

 

[Стеф:]]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
fuker
God:
Hey fuker.
Me:
how are you
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
did you ever been on kajgana forum
God:
No I don't think I have been on kajgana forum. Have you?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.

 

[Стеф:]]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i don want to know my name
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: fuker said don want to know his or her name.


а предходно му казав дека се викам fukker
тоа бесе пред 30 минути и он висе ми го знае името

 

[Димитар]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
The Devil
God:
What is that?
Me:
You dont know your buddy the Devil
God:
Of course I know my buddy the Devil.

 

[kpbKENGUR]

аахаххахаха, ова е лудило!!!

Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i live in europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
macedonia
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, gordan.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I was just kidding God...
God:
I thought you were. You should use a .
Me:
so, will you give me 1 million dolars?
God:
Great. Why do you want it?
Me:
i need it to spend it on women,drugs and rock'n'roll
God:
" 1 million dolars"? You need it to spend it on women drugs and rock n roll?
Me:
yeah!
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I didn't quite understand you
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because i don't have the money!
God:
Good reason. Could you send me a check for a hundred?
Me:
if you send mi 1 mill first
God:
I think I do.
Me:
okay than! i am happy
God:
Yeah okay, Do you like talking to me? What are you on?
Me:
amphetamine and marijuana
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i know, not all people are junkies
God:
How do you know? But some are.
Me:
you are a junkie God?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a junkie God? Only when it matters.
Me:
how many women did you slept with?
God:
Around 1000.
Me:
any chineese girls?
God:
No I don't think there are any.

 

[Маwечко]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Mawecko
God:
Glad to see you, Mawecko.
Me:
Glad to see you too God
God:
I am glad to see me too God too.


П.С.Аман бе луѓе,кој ремет му го праиме на Господ...

 

[Мартин$]

Абе престана да ми прави муабет. Се скинав од плачење дома.
Me:
Kaj si be?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Da be
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Kaj si be.
Me:
da de
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
znam znam, ama sto da se pravi
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
pa uci more treba da ucis
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
ko tebe nekoj be, ama neznam koja boja da ja odberam
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
pa, taka neka e 1,70 i da vari toplo cokolado ako mozi
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Martin$ be
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
da be moreeee. Na Kajgana. Ne znajs
God:
What do you really want to ask me? That was not a yes or no question. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. " I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now."? Ne znajs?
Me:
Znam be kako ne. Evaaa daj da se razberime
God:
I do not understand. What do you have that is ?
Me:
mozkok imam. Ti?
God:
What do you have that is ? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
ne. Ozbilno vrska nemam
God:
Sure, ne sounds like a good topic. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ne. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
eeeee veke poglupo od ova zdravje
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
sexi, slab, abe no comment treba da me zapoznajs so kerka ti
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on eeeee veke poglupo od ova zdravje?
Me:
ne be drugo ti zborvam sega
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
da.
God:
Dude!
Me:
a bre a?
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
Pa izgleda golem pesok ke da e

i poveke ne mi pravese muabet aahahaha

 

[Грејвдигер]

Me:
dek si be da ti e*am facata
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Me:
aaa da
God:
Are you free?
Me:
mozno e , a ti so mislas?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
deka ke si na maj hehe
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
aa mos tama ke odas, taka li be covek
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
abe i jas ke sum tama
God:
Sure, abe you jas ke sum ama sounds like a good topic.
Me:
da be najzobilen sum
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
ne zaebavi
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
ma nee bee... ima oste nogo
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Are we still talking about ma nee bee?
Me:
cicko mi rece so tebe mabet da pravam, p*tka mu majciiina
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
whazuupp my nigga?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
do you have big nose, smaal mouth and very big nogo big glava
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
hahaha da te e*am i tresok*reco
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
taka li be covek
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
aj cao
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
na maj da se opiis
God:
Are you serious? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
malko sum serious samo malko
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:pos2::pos2::pos2::pos2::pos2::pos2:

 

[<Dark Angel>]

Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite years old.
Me:
do you like music ?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
ok
God:
Hey.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no...can i help you
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
realy?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
macedonia and you?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in macedonia.
Me:
it's ok.where are you located ?
God:
OK with me too.

Ovoj "gospod" me nervira :baeh:

 

[JOE]

Боо еј закон
Год чатинг рулз

 

[Fallen`Angel]

leleeeee ...saat vreme zborev so bog ... duri i mi kaza deka omilen film mu e The Passion of The Christ ! ZAKON ! ali zaboraiv copy-paste na muabetot da mu napraam ... aj posle !

 

[Божино]

а бре не можам букви да пишувам само бројки море забегано да не имам некој грев !