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Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we can trace your call.
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.
If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.
If you are dyslexic press 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9.
If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key until the beep.After the beep please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss please try your call again later.
And If you have low self esteem hang up, all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
 
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