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Tomcats

(sedat Michael i zensko (ne i go pamtam imeto) na terasa i se bacuvaat i sea zenskava pocnuva da se spusta nadole i go faka za bokserici i sto se desava):

Zenskoto: Say it Michael.
Michael: Say what?
Zenskoto: I won't do it unless you say it.
Michael: I'm sorry. I'm having a little bit of trouble concentaring here.
What is it exactly you want me to say?
Zenskoto: You know...those...3...little...words!
Michael: Those 3 little words!? I'm sorry. I'm going to have to ask you to live. (se trga od nea i pocnuva da se oblekuva i iskacaat vo hodnikot)
Zenskoto: Why are you acting like this?
Michael: You're the one who's rushing things. I'm just not ready to say "I love you".
Zenskoto: What makes you think that I want you to say :I love you"?
Michael: Comeon. You didn't want to do it unless I say the 3 words.
Zenskoto: Ha, ha, ha, ha. You collosal moron. Suck...my...cock.
(si odi so liftot i ovoj pocnuva nadvor da se nervira i da povtoruva na glas "Suck my cock" i da mava vo liftot a od pozadi g gledaat edna baba i eden dedo.
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(ide eden tip na doktor i mu vikaat deka ima rak na edniot testis)

Doktorot: we'll make more tests after we remove it.
Tipot: you mean remove the cancer?
Doktorot: No. I mean remove the testicle. If we don't you might die.
Tipot: How dangerous is it?
D-r: The affected reggion is too close to the spine to give you any anaesthesia. So we plan to make a gash in the abdomen. Reach down, yank the scrotum up into the abdominal cavity...and saw off the testicle.
(i celo vreme dur zbori mavta krvnicki so rakata a tipov se trese od strav)

D-r: There's a 40% chanse...we're going to have to amputate the penis.
(i go vadi od maketata)
Tipot: Oh God!!!
D-r: Ha, ha, ha. That's why I love this job. It's painless and the procedure takes about an hour.

(zakon film da go gleda koj ne go gledal
 
The Mummy

(koga go voskresnuvaat Imhotep i begaat od piramidata)

Arapot: I told you to leave or die. You chose yourself. Now he can kill us all. You have unleashed the creature we have been afraid of for more than 3000 years.
Rick O' Donell (Brendan Fraser): Relax I got it.
Arapot: It can't be killed with ordinary weapon. It's not of this world.
Get out of here before he finishes you all. Now we must hunt him and find a way to kill him.
Rick: I told you I got him.
Arapot: Know this. This creature is bringer of death. He will never eat, he will never sleep...he will never stop.
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Balkankan

Ruza: Oooh Dzango.
Dzango: Oooo Ruzo. Kako si?
Ruza: Eve raskrevam po doma. A ti?
Dzango: Jas po rabota. Sega sum dobrovolec, za tatkovinata se. Nego Trendafil doma e?
Ruza: Trendafil e na banja.
Dzango: Ajde. Da ne se leci od...
Ruza: Ne ja odnese mama.
Dzango: Baba Zumbula e bolna?
Ruza: Spondiloza.
Dzango: Vidi imam pokana za nego za voena terapija. Da se javi do ponedelnik.
Ruza: Ama nema da se vrati do ponedelnik.
Dzango: E dobro de kad-tad ke se vrati. Ne moze vecno da se krie.
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Cajkanot (bugarot): Ami ovaa prilice na umrjana.
Trendafil: Lici, lici.
Cajkanot: Kako i bese imeto?
Trendafil: Zumbula.
Cajkanot: Zumb...Kato onoa cveteto li zumbul?
Trendafil: Da.
Cajkanot: A gospozata e?
Trendafil: Nejzina kerka, moja sopruga.
Cajkanot: Pitah te za imeto, be!
Trendafil: Ruza.
Cajkanot: Ssto kako cvetot?
Trendafil: Kako roza da.
Cajkanot: A vie ste?
Tre: Trendafil
Caj: Ssto...
Tre: Ssto!
Caj: Vaseto prezime?
Tre: Trendafilovo
Caj: Dobre vie si znaete.
 
Balkankan

Trendafil: Dobar den.
Doktorot: Vratata! Dupujtrenova kontraktura od svitkuvanjeto na palmarnata aponevroza. Vaginalna citologija... Abdominalna histeroktomija
Faringoezofagealen divertikulom. Soblicaj se. Ja izuciv medicinata i prirodnite nauki, zrtvuvav 30 godini od svojot zivot za da se spasjavam od primitivni hora sto se postavjat sebesi nad nivoto na sopstvenata kompetencija. Nadvor vo svojta malka kocina koja ti nareces dom, mozes da resavas, da komandas, no tuk si moj. Sobuvaj gastite.
Ejakulacija? Erekcija?
Trendafil: Moze.
Doktorot: Dobre. Elongacijata ne e rizicna operacija ama bara seksualna apstinencija. Malku sce go reznam penisot za da go prodolzam...
Trendafil: Nemojte doktore jas sum dojden za babata.
Doktorot: Odi vo opstina.
Trendafil: Ama ne mozam doktore. Imajte razbiranje jas sum politicki imigrant.
D-r: Sicki sme. Kazi ce te isprasta doktor Safarafof.
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Trendafil: Baba Zumbula pa ti mozes da stois?
Zumbula: KOga si mrtov se e polesno. A zasto si ti vaka ispoten?
Trendafil: Sonuvav son vo koj bea site sto gi znam i site bevme bolni i poleka umiravme a nikoj ne sakase da priznae.
Zumbula: Toa e znak na promena. Mars vleguva vo tretata kuka, a Jupiter dominira nad Saturn ili Saturn nad Jupiter ne e vazno. Toa e znak deka ti ke izodis golem pat, pat koj nema da te ostavi nepromenet
Trendafil: A ke ostanam li ziv?
Zumbula: I smrtta e promena.
Trendafil: More nosi se u pizdu materinu.
 
The Lord of the Rings-3

"Now to wrath, now to ruin!"- king of Rivendel

The Lord of the Rings

" You shall not pass!"-Gandalf

Scarface
"You fuck with Tony Montana, you fuck with the best!"-Tony Montana

Scarface
"Say hello to my little friend"-Tony Montana

i dosta drugi so mislam deka lugevo vise gi postiraa...
 
American Pie
Jim: So how does third base feels like?
Kevin: Nova you wanna take this?
Chris(Nova):It feels like...it feels like warm apple pie...yeah
Jim: McDonald's or home-made?
 
Casablanca

Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
Sam: I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.
Ilsa: Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."
Sam: (singing)
You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss
A sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.

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Rick: Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I've done a lot of it since then, and it all adds up to one thing: you're getting on that plane with Victor where you belong.
Ilsa: But, Richard, no, I... I...
Rick: Now, you've got to listen to me! You have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here? Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in a concentration camp. Isn't that true, Louie?
Capt. Renault: I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist.
Ilsa: You're saying this only to make me go.
Rick: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Ilsa: But what about us?
Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.
Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.
Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.
 
White man can't jump

(Billy): Hey yo chump! Yeah you Mr. Potatoe Head, I'm talking to you. Is that the best game you got 'cos if it is you may as well grab that free t-shirt and head on home. And who you got with you there? Mighty Mouse? Hey you're too pretty to play basketball you know that! Hey You got that big Z in your fro man what you get your hair cut at the braille institute?!!What are you the black zorro!?
(Flight): What the fuck is O.P Taylor talking about anyway?
(Billy):OP taylor? Op Taylor? I got your Op you big bad gomer pile droopy eyed son of a bitch!!!
(Billy): What you still putting up bricks, you still putting up bricks, CLANG!CLANG! I like need a welder torch to play in this league here! Hey, I tell you what, Lets just gather up all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless! So maybey your mother has a place to stay!
(Willie): yo fuck you man!
(Flight): Fuck that fucker man!
(Billy): I want your mother and your sister out of my house immediately!:)
 
eve nekolku so do kaj so citav gi nemase:
1. Do you know who are you fucking with? I am fuckin´Tony Montana!!! You fuck with me you fuckin´with the best!!! - SCARFACE
2. Sorry, this is not where I parked my car!!!
malce podocna OOOOOOOH This is DEFINETLY where i parked my car
a na pocetokot: FIONAAAAAAAAAAAAA i posle debeloto bratce na Scotty go ruga celo vreme..
SCOTTY DOESN´T KNOW......... - EURO TRIP
3. Fuck off you little CUNT - FOOTBALL FACTORY
4. Ke te ckopam Kumplung,zimi majka ke te ckopam!!!
Ke te nosam na kebapi u turska carsija i ke se osekas ko kineska kralica!!!
Raskini mu i kazi mu: Na tatko ti mu e pogolem(ili taka nesto bese) - SAMOUNISTUVANJE
5. Amerikanci imaju Kleja...........a mi imamo..........MENE!!! - LAJANJE NA ZVEZDE
6. Puokleti kuima uredzaji!!! - KAD PORASTEM BICU KENGUR
7. ....and WEST HAM plays .......... MILWALL - GREEN STREET HOOLIGANS
8. Idite brze,inace ce vam se baka seta po koloseumom...(slab mi e srpskiot)
Picko DEZERTERSKA!!!
u Bugarija dzandarot: I hubavo da se harate na moreto!!!
Sta oce,koka kolu?...aaaa za kurvu pita?
i uste mnogu ima od BALKANKAN
9. Kod Kalca nema laganje!!! - IVKOVA SLAVA
10. Your boss is dead, so are you - CARLITO´s WAY
 
...and today: YOU GOT SERVED!!!!
SERVED SERVED SERVED...........
- You Got Served
 
Keeping mum

Gloria Goodfellow: You can't just kill people because you disapprove of them!
Grace Hawkins: That's what my doctors kept saying. It was the one thing we could never agree on.

Grace Hawkins: Oh, so you know about the other bodies!
Gloria Goodfellow: What other bodies?
Grace Hawkins: Oh. You don't know about the other bodies...

Johnny english

Johnny English: My God, what have they done to you?
Elderly Man: They've taken some of my blood.
Johnny English: The bastards.

Bough: Are you all right, sir?
Johnny English: Yes, I landed on something soft.
Bough: That was me, sir.
Johnny English: Ah. Good.

Milion dollar baby

Frankie Dunn: What you learn tonight?
Maggie Fitzgerald: Always protect myself.
Frankie Dunn: What's the rule?
Maggie Fitzgerald: Always protect myself.


Frankie Dunn: You forgot the rule. Now, what is the rule?
Maggie Fitzgerald: Keep my left up?
Frankie Dunn: Is to protect yourself at all times. Now, what is the rule?
Maggie Fitzgerald: Protect myself at all times.
Frankie Dunn: Good. Good.

Maggie Fitzgerald: You're gonna leave me again?
Frankie Dunn: Never.

Frankie Dunn: I don't train girls.

Danger Barch: Anyone can lose one fight.

Frankie Dunn: How many eyes do you need to finish this fight?
Maggie Fitzgerald: One's enough.


Maggie Fitzgerald: Did you see the fight?
Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: Of course I did. You had her cold, Maggie.
Maggie Fitzgerald: I shouldn't have dropped my hand. I shouldn't have turned. Always protect myself... how many times did he tell me that?

Sweet november

Sara: You know, he asked me to marry him.
Chaz: He's not the first...
Sara: No, but it was the first time I wanted to say "Yes".


Nelson Moss: Have you ever heard of Phalaenopsis Sunderiana. It reminded me of you.
Sara You got the job, didn't you?
Nelson Moss: Best offer anyone ever made me,
Sara: So when do you start?
Nelson Moss: We had a little problem agreeing on that. He suggested immediately, I suggested... never.
Sara: Never?
Nelson Moss: Never.

Aeon Flux

Aeon: You killed my family, so I came here to kill you.

Aeon: You cloned her...
Trevor Goodchild: I cloned everybody.

Aeon: I had a family once, I had a life. Now all I have is a mission.


The italian job

Stella: I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust.

Left Ear: This dude got dogs. I don't do dogs... I had a real bad experience, man.
Charlie Croker: What happened?
Left Ear: I had. A bad. Experience. Damn it. I'M deaf.


Cop: Don't you want to look inside?
Stella: I never look inside

Left Ear: We're in Italy, speak English.


Alexander

Philip: A king isn't born, Alexander; he's made.

Olympias: Alexander, the world is yours. Take it!

Alexander: Conquer your fear, and I promise you'll conquer death.
 
without a paddle:
Do you really wanna hurt me......
Yes we really want to hurt you......
 
Оваа можеби е спомната, ама ме мрзи да проверувам:

Gentlemen, m'lady, You will always remember today as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. -Johny Depp as Jack Sparrow in "Pirates of the Caribbean".
 
Tamsin:If you ever leave me,i'll kill you
Mona: If ypu ever leave me,i'll kill you,and then kill myself
 
V: People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
 
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