Цитати од филмови

[Doc Holliday]

Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?
Marvin: It's over th...
Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?
Roger: It's in the cupboard.
Roger: No, no, the one by your kn-knees.
Jules: We happy?
Jules: Vincent! We happy?
Vincent: Yeah, we happy.
Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...
Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.
Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Jules: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Pulp Fiction.
Van Helsing: Bless me, father, for I have...
Cardinal Jinette: ...sinned, yes, I know. You are very good at that. You shattered the Rose Window.
Van Helsing: Well, not to split hairs, sir, but it was Mr Hyde who did the shattering.
Cardinal Jinette: 13th century. Over six hundred years old. I wish you a week in hell for that.
Van Helsing: It would be a nice reprieve.
Cardinal Jinette: Don't get me wrong, your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far to much attention. Wanted posters! We are not pleased!
Van Helsing: Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?
Cardinal Jinette: Because we do not exist.
Van Helsing: Well then nether do I.
Cardinal Jinette: When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.
Van Helsing: Why can't He do it Himself?
Cardinal Jinette: Don't blaspheme! You already lost your memory as a punishment for past sins.
Cardinal Jinette: And now, we need you to go to the East. To the far side of Romania, a accursed land terrorized by all sorts of nightmarish creatures, lorded over by a certain Count Dracula. (shows a picture of Dracula)
Van Helsing: Dracula?
Cardinal Jinette: Yes. You've never faced one like this before. (shows an image of a man in knight's armour) Our story begins 450 years ago, when a Transylvanian knight named Valerious the Elder promised God that his family would never rest nor enter Heaven... until they vanquished Dracula from their land. They have not succeeded, and they are running out of family. [shows another image] His descendant, Boris Valerious, King of the Gypsies. He disappeared almost 12 months ago. [shows another two images of a young man and woman] His only son, Prince Velkan, and his daughter, Princess Anna... If the two of them are killed before Dracula is vanquished, nine generations of their family will never enter the gates of St. Peter. For more than four centuries, this family has defended our left flank. They gave their lives. We cannot let them slip into Purgatory.
Van Helsing: So you're sending me into Hell.
Cardinal Jinette: In a manner.
Cardinal Jinette: Valerious the Elder left this here 400 years ago, we don't know its purpose. But he would not have left it lightly. The Latin inscripton translates as: "In the name of God, open this door". There's a insignia.
Cardinal Jinette: Yes, it matches your ring. I think that in Transylvania you may find the answer you seek.
Van Helsing

 

[grande-juve]

Murder by Death

Inspector Sidney Wang
Conversation like television set on honeymoon…not necessary.
Questions like athlete's foot…after a while, very irritating.
Big house like man married to fat woman…hard to get around.
Son will get bags. That is why I adopted him.

Willie Wang: Why would anyone want to hire a blind butler?
Sidney Wang: For one thing, very cheap. How butler know how much he get paid?

Dora Charleston: Mr. Diamond, you have a bullet hole in your back!
Sam Diamond: You should see the other guy.

Dora Charleston: I want you to know, Dickie darling, that if you're the murderer, I'll still love you. I don't think it would be right for us to make love, but I'd still love you.

 

[Syn]

Гарант е ставено на темава, отидов неколку страни наназад, т.е. до 50та, постовите се од Јануари, не го начекав, поназад ваљда е, ако не е, шејм он ју.

Значи филмов е еден од оние кои кога и да го начекаш на тв го гледаш, али оваа сцена нема шанса а да не ве наежи до јаја, една од оние најепик во филмов, сеа пак ја начекав, ист е ефектот, те отвара ко булка у пролет.


... and I will have my vengance, in this life or the next

 

[Фокси]

"Sometimes the thing you want most doesn’t happen and sometimes the thing you never expect, does. You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. But then you meet one person and your life has changed forever."- Love and other drugs​

 

[Bonux]

The Shawshank Redemption

Parole Board Interviewer: Please, sit down. Ellis Boyd Redding, your files say you've served 40 years of a life sentence. You feel you've been rehabilitated?



Redding: Rehabilitated?
Well, now, let me see.
You know, I don't have
any idea what that means.

Parole Board Interviewer: Uh, well, it means you're ready to rejoin society --

Redding: -- I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just a made up word, a politician's word, so that young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie and have a job. What do you really wanna know? Am I sorry for what I did?

Parole Board Interviewer: Well, are you?

Redding: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I wanna talk to him. I wanna try to talk some sense to him -- tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I gotta live with that.


Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word.
So you go on and stamp your form, sonny,
and stop wasting my time. Because to tell
you the truth, I don't give a shit.

Parole Board Interviewer: [Stamp: APPROVED]

 

[SinisteR.]

 

[Bonux]

Mike Lowery: Marcus! Nigga, who that is at the door?Marcus Burnett: It's Reggie!Mike Lowery: Who the fuck is Reggie?Marcus Burnett: Came to take Megan out.Mike Lowery: [to Reggie] What you want, nigga?Reggie: I'm here to take his daughter out.Mike Lowery: What's your name?Reggie: Reggie.Mike Lowery: Man, I heard the motherfucker say your name Reggie. You wanna be takin' Megan out?Reggie: Yes, sir.Mike Lowery: How old is you?Reggie: Fifteen.
Mike Lowery: Shit, nigga, you at least thirty.

 

[CafeDelMar]

Abel Rosenberg: I wake up from a nightmare and find that real life is worse than the dream.

The Serpent's Egg



Marianne: Sometimes you ask such goddamn silly questions.
Johan: Sorry. Are you angry with me?
Marianne: I'm not angry, but I'm on the verge of tears. The trouble with me is that I can't get angry. I wish that for once in my life I could really lose my temper, as I sometimes feel I have every right to. I think it would change my life. But that's not the point. You spoke earlier about loneliness. That bit about being strong on your own. I don't believe in your gospel of isolation.I think it's a sign of weakness.
Johan: What's wrong, Marianne?
Marianne: It's so... humbling.
Johan: What's humbling?
Marianne: I think about you... and I think about myself and about the future. I can't see how you're going to cope without me. Sometimes I think in desperation, "I must look after Johan. He's my responsibility. It's up to me to make sure he's all right. That's the only our lives will be worthwhile."
Marianne: I don't believe people are strong all on their own. You have to have someone's hand to hold.


Scenes from a Marriage

 

[Фокси]

Annie Hall
Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes I have to invent, of course I - I do, don't you think I do?

 

[Tiny Tim]

Тес Скефингтон: Oxxx

Сем Дајмонд: Што ти е?

Тес: Нозете ме убиваат. Зашто не ми кажа дека ни е потребен бензин пред да одам до бензиската Сем?

Сем: Зашто ти дадов банкнота од 50 долари а бензинот кошта само 5 долари, може ке се вратиш може не. Не можев таков ризик да направам ангелу.

Тес: Агхххх, зарем не ми ли веруваш Сем?

Сем: Да ти верувам? Последниот пат кога верував на една жена беше во Париз 1940 година. Таа ми рече дека ке излезе надвор за да земе едно шише вино. Два часа подоцна Германците измаршираа во Франција.

Тес: ..... Охххх, жал ми е Сем.

Сем: Од жал ништо, враќај ми го кусурот.

 

[CafeDelMar]

Title Card: When the reflection faded away in the mirror, it gave way to the word 'Freedom'.

Fando and Lis

 

[prichina]

That 70's show
Michael Kelso: - "People, how many times do i have to tell you, it's all about the looks"

 

[Dreamer.]

Да не се заборави:

Arthur Jensen: You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case! The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU... WILL... ATONE! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale? You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state, Karl Marx? They get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, minimax solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments, just like we do. We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Beale. The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Beale. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that... perfect world... in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Beale, to preach this evangel.
Howard Beale: Why me?
Arthur Jensen: Because you're on television, dummy. Sixty million people watch you every night of the week, Monday through Friday.
Howard Beale: I have seen the face of God.
Arthur Jensen: You just might be right, Mr. Beale.
------
Howard Beale: You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here, you're beginning to believe that the tube is reality and your own lives are unreal. You do. Why, whatever the tube tells you: you dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even think like the tube. This is mass madness, you maniacs. In God's name, you people are the real thing, WE are the illusion.
------
Howard Beale: Good evening. Today is Wednesday, September the 24th, and this is my last broadcast. Yesterday I announced on this program that I was going to commit public suicide, admittedly an act of madness. Well, I'll tell you what happened: I just ran out of bullshit. Am I still on the air? I really don't know any other way to say it other than I just ran out of bullshit. Bullshit is all the reasons we give for living. And if we can't think up any reasons of our own, we always have the God bullshit. We don't know why we're going through all this pointless pain, humiliation, decays, so there better be someone somewhere who does know. That's the God bullshit. And then, there's the noble man bullshit; that man is a noble creature that can order his own world; who needs God? Well, if there's anybody out there that can look around this demented slaughterhouse of a world we live in and tell me that man is a noble creature, believe me: That man is full of bullshit. I don't have anything going for me. I haven't got any kids. And I was married for thirty-three years of shrill, shrieking fraud. So I don't have any bullshit left. I just ran out of it, you see.

 

[Corvus]

It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything. - Durden, Fight Club.

Be mindful of your thoughts Anakin. They'll betray you. - Obi-Wan, Star Wars.

 

[Manga]

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