Famous song from Latvian village:
Row, row, row boat, Gently down stream, Pain, anguish, rape, malnourish, Potato only dream.
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Two latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.
Latvian boy go out look for potato. Later come back to village, say "I found potato, I found potato!" People in village come and look, but there is no potato.
Later, boy again go look for potato. Come back to village, say "I found potato, I found potato!" Again people in village come and look, but again is no potato.
Third time, boy still don't find potato and die of starve. People in village eat boy.
Russian barman say, "Here is shot of drink for each of you. If you can tells me what is this drink, you can has 5 minute alone in back room with Olga." All three mans is very excite about this! First Romanian take drink. He smack lips and say, "Taste like..." But before finish, he fall over dead. Next, Estonian man take drink. He make burp and say, "Taste like…" But he too fall down, now is dead. Finally, Latvian man take drink and say, "Taste like… chemikal runoff from reactor." Latvia man is drinking these chemikals since he was child. Russian barman say, "Latvia man is winner! Olga is wait for you in back room." Latvia man go into back room. Is dark. Cold too. Is remind him of home in Latvia. He find light and turn on. He see Olga now. Olga is giant dog with rabies. Olga kill Latvia man, eat him alive. Is slow and painful killing, but struggle for him is end now.
Man and woman sit close on bench to protect from cold. Woman ask "what you like more, me or potato?" Man answer "you". Woman not believe and ask why. Man say "because potato just dream. You not." But is no man. Woman hallucinate from starve.
Man is at wedding. Father come to him with box of gift. Set box on table in front of man, say "I use life savings for procure wedding gift for better life you". Man say "What is? Is rock for eat? Is sweet release of death? Is potato?" Man open box. Is nothing inside. "Is gift of Latvian reality" say Father. Man cry single tear and give thanks to father. All are quietly dine of wild dog found die in gutter of malnourish.
Сменете Латвија со Македонија и пак ќе биде relatable
