Топ 100 ретардирани Facebook статуси, квизови, групи...

[Беркут]

Со ново изненадување....​

​

Stef Chef (Секси Кучка)​

Studied at Нов Б'лгарски УниверситетLives in SkopjeKnows English, BulgarianFrom Skopl​

je, Karpoš, Macedonia​

или во превод баткава

 

[Ставре од Швицарска]

Like и во коментар ќе ставам линк од твоја најубава слика! :*

 

[macko i]

 

[Ставре од Швицарска]

 

[Belle]

Детево е очигледно Friendzoned па пати по некој и секој ден измислува и пишува вакви статуси -.-

Boy: hey honey

Girl: hey </3​

Boy: how was your day? ​

Girl: what's it to you? ​

Boy: did i do something wrong ​

Girl: no :l
Boy: then whats wrong :s
Girl: i hate you </3
Boy: ummmmmmm......why?
Girl: you never do anything wrong and i mess up all the time :'(
Boy: thats why you hate me? :s
Girl: yes :/
Boy: well then i hate you because you are too pretty for me and your eyes are breath taking and any guy would be lucky to have you. So i hate you for choosing me.

Girl: u hate me? :O

Boy: no stupid......i love you ​

----------------------------------------​

Boy : Can I Hold Ur Hand ?

Girl : "NoO"

Boys : Why sOo ?

Girl : B'coz It Hurts When U Leave It ... ='(​

--------------------------------------------​

BOY: I need someone to talk to you..
GiRL: Im always here for you.
BOY: I know.
GiRL: Whats wrong?
BOY: I like her *so0oo* much..
GiRL: Talk to her..
BOY: I dont know.. she ll never like me.
GiRL: Dont say that. You are amazing.
BOY: I just wanna tell her how I feel ..
GiRL: Then tell her.
BOY: She wont like me.
GiRL: How do you know that?
BOY: I can just tell.
GiRL: Well just tell her.
BOY: What should I say?
GiRL: Tell her how much you like her.
BOY: I tell her that daily.
GiRL: What you mean?
BOY: Im always with her. I love her.
GiRL: I know how you feel. I have the same
problem. But he ll never like me.
BOY: Wait. Who do you like?
GiRL: Ooh some Boy..
BOY: Ooh she wont like me either.
GiRL: She does.
BOY: How do you know.. ?
GiRL: Because who wouldn't like you?
BOY: You..
GiRL: You are wrong. I love you.
BOY: I love you too.
GiRL: .. so are you going to talk to her?
BOY: I just did !​

----------------------------------------------​

Bf : hello ?
Gf : oh hey baby
Bf : U alright ?
Gf : i will be fine i promise
Bf : i know there's something wrong baby u can tell me
Gf : i just need your hug right now
Bf : could u wait till tmrw when i see u ?
Gf : yeah.............
Bf shows up at her door
Gf : baby ? what r u doing here in d middle of d night ?
Bf : i couldn't go a night knowing my baby needs comfort .?​

--------------------------------------------------​

Girl: I'm jealous. WHEN others girls r looking at u

Boy: Don't be jealous, baby

Girl: Why?

Boy: 'Cause you have something that they don't.

Girl: What?

Boy: My heart ​

--------------------------------------------------​

BOY & GIRL AFTER BREAK UP
boy: your the most beautful girl i have ever seen
girl: no i'm not your just saying that
boy:i would never do anything to hurt you
girlshe starts to cry) then why did you break up with me
boy:because i wanted to see if the saying "if you love someone a lot, ten let them go and if they love you back they will come running back" ws true
girl:well i do
boy:then its true baby i love you
girl:your a jerk haha i love you too
made by: me​

--------------------------------------------------​

Girl: Hey Darling Is everything alright?
Boy: I wanted to tell you somethng important

Girl: Aww. but we just talked before too right? Whats it sweety?
Boy: I. I . I want to stop our relationship as GF & BF

Girl: *speechless* omg.. But. WHY? I didn't even do anything!
Boy: Cuz I want to love u as my WIFE Will u marry me Angel​

--------------------------------------------------​

Girl: Do you really
love me?
Boy: Of course I do.
Girl: I wanna hear you say it.
Boy: I don’t have to.
Girl: Why not?
...Boy: Because...
Girl: I just want to hear you say it
in words.
Boy: I can’t...
The girl started to cry softly and
said:Then you don't love me...
The two continued to walk in
silence.
They reached the girls home.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Do you really want to know?
Girl: (hesitantly) Yes.
He hugged her gently, kissed the
tip of her nose and whispered in
her ear,
"Because three words are not
enough...​

--------------------------------------------------​

People with brown eyes are the most sweetest and caring! They are the best kissers​

they're very emotional too, and will always hold on for the longest. They always en​

d
up falling for their closest friends, they are the most passionate and forgiving people. Repost this if you have brown eyes ;D

-------------------------------------------------------​

​

 

[Hip.Hop_MKD]

Ужалена Македонија ви претставува:

Вујче Заза умира во 42 епизода од филмот Долина на волицте Погледнете​

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Вујче-Заза-умира-во-42-епизода-од-филмот-Долина-на-волицте-Погледнете/113309955452816 ​

​

​

 

[Ставре од Швицарска]

Napisi si go imeto: MILENA

Napisi si go imeto bez samoglaski: MLN​

Napisi si go imeto so zatvoreni oci: MILENA ​

Napisi si go imeto so nos: MILENNNA​

Udri si ja glavata vo tastatura: NHJYB​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

 

[^^GoRiLLaZ^^]

Napisi si go imeto: MILENA

Napisi si go imeto bez samoglaski: MLN​

Napisi si go imeto so zatvoreni oci: MILENA ​

Napisi si go imeto so nos: MILENNNA​

Udri si ja glavata vo tastatura: NHJYB​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

 

[Born to be Rossonero]

Ај сеа да ве видам Прегледај го приврзокот 37973

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA !!!! Илегални акции...

 

[Беркут]

 

[Тетоец]

Повелете !

 

[Гард]

 

[Ставре од Швицарска]

Like ako nađeš "⋓" u 10 sec​

⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒​

⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒​

⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒​

⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋓⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒​

⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒
⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒
⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒⋒ .... ​

ооо човече .... овие се само за тапање во ѕид ... ​

​

​

​

​

​

​

 

[kalimer0]

Само што видов знаев дека се работи за Тодороска... Значи кој оток е девојчево на секои 5 минути има нов статус со слична содржина

 

[Беркут]

Само што видов знаев дека се работи за Тодороска... Значи кој оток е девојчево на секои 5 минути има нов статус со слична содржина