Omegle - Troll a Stranger. Now!

[Schürrle]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 21m looking for indian girl

You: somali only

Stranger: from?

You: somalia

Stranger: oh

Stranger: chodu bana raha he

You: ahe mahe ber dosne

Stranger: what?

Stranger: f?

You: f 18

Stranger: oh

Stranger: wanna sex?

You: si si senior

Stranger: yaa

Stranger: wanna sex with me?

You: no

Stranger: why?

You: you are indian and you wipe your ass with your hand

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i like to fuck black lady

You: why don't you fuck yourself

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i masturbmy cock myself

Stranger: bhosadi ke

You: jade made zade

You: rafe mofi ne

Stranger: what?

Stranger: size of your boobs

You: go fuck yourself you stupid cow killing bastard

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: fuck you

You: i kill cows

Stranger: then do it

You: kill

Stranger: i fuck you

You: cows are stupid

Stranger: somalians are basterd

You: India kills cows

You: and peels them

Stranger: oh

хааххахахахаха ..се пресмеав

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Question to discuss:
Question to discuss:

Stranger 2: Wow, question within a question... mindfuck

Stranger 1: This is some inception shit

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
The device around your neck is a death mask. The mask is on a spring timer. If you do not locate the key in time the mask will close.

Stranger 1: OH SHIT!!!!

Stranger 1: HELP ME THE FUCK OUT DUDE!!!!!

Stranger 1: IM GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!

Stranger 2: chillax

Stranger 2: doesn't say there'll be any gas

Stranger 1: Alright i'll check under the couch

Stranger 2 has disconnected

 

[TeotiX]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!


Question to discuss:
wats yer name?

Stranger 2: Samm!

Stranger 1: Jemima

Stranger 1: Sam Austin?

Stranger 2: No.

Stranger 1: I heard you were gay sam austin

Stranger 2: Who the fuck is Sam Austin?

Stranger 1: dont kid yourself sam

Stranger 1: it's okay to be gay

Stranger 1: if you like going to hell

Stranger 2: Fuck you randomn kid!! :O

Stranger 1: randomn?

Stranger 2: Shut up. Typo. -_--

Stranger 2: FUCK! -_-*

Stranger 1: uh oh

Stranger 1: marylin manson on pandora

Stranger 1: sweet dreams remake

Stranger 2: Idk what the hell that is!

Stranger 2: Oh Gawd.

Stranger 1: you sure do talk gay for a guy

Stranger 1: sam

Stranger 2: I'm not a fucking guy! Holy shit!

Stranger 1: and i'm not a nigger

Stranger 2: Is that sarcasm?

Stranger 1: i donno

Stranger 2: -_-

Stranger 1: i could be a nigger

Stranger 1: but then i could be white

Stranger 1: but then again i could be a nigger

Stranger 1: or a white man

Stranger 1: or a nigger

Stranger 1: it's hard to explain really

Stranger 2: Yeah, not really.

Stranger 2: >_<

Stranger 1: I'll leave it up to you to decide

Stranger 1: but you're gay

Stranger 1 has disconnected

 

[Doc Holliday]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!


Question to discuss:
Do u love hitler

Stranger 2: Yes

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: omg

Stranger 2: hes my idol

Stranger 1: kill ALL the jews

Stranger 2: I have posters of him

Stranger 2: AND NIGGERS

Stranger 1: have you read mein kampf

Stranger 2: I'm even planning of growing a moustache like him

Stranger 2: yes ofc

Stranger 1: its a good book

 

[Anti-Spam-Master]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi!

Stranger: niceo

You: kiss me ass

You: niceo

Stranger: shieo de pianco

You: od deka si be?

Stranger: ye ye kikiki

You: kikiki

You:

Stranger: deba bistrico

You: bistrico bistrico

Stranger: ziostremi siodrestiance'

You: bistrico

Stranger: resme deo bestnlm

You: bestnlm

Stranger: ai lemi desti beos

You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa potatoes?

Stranger: shiu postice?

You: postice si!

Stranger: koniziwa

You: koniziwa

You: te udril nekoj popice

You: :

You:

Stranger: ni hao

Stranger: kutentak

Stranger: you are silly
--- надополнето: Aug 21, 2011 3:27 PM ---
check this guy out(horny cop)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: asl u first?

Stranger: 17/m/fl

You: fl for florida?

Stranger: yep

You: i'm from florida too

Stranger: What part?

You: south

Stranger: like Miami?

You: yeah

You: howd you know

Stranger: cuz Miami is pretty much labeled south Florida

You: ofc

You: are you jewish?

Stranger: no

Stranger: y?

You: nothing just asking

Stranger: ok

Stranger: Im from Tampa btw

You: you gotta girlfriend?

You: ok

You: nice to know that

Stranger: and no I dont

You: sweet wanna meet up

You: ?

Stranger: Your in Miami, thats 5 hours away

You: so what

Stranger: Soooo I dont like traveing much

Stranger: traveling

You: too bad

Stranger: yeahhh, and I dont really know you so thats not very smart

You: well aren't you here to meet new folks?

You: tell me do you like random girl...

Stranger: Talk to..... yeah

You: ?

Stranger: who is that?

You: my girlfriend

You: j/k she is a singer

Stranger: lol what?

Stranger: oh well idk her

You: well if you wanna know her go to www.www.www.com

You: yo are you a troll?

Stranger: nooooo, but I keep busy

You: so you no troll?

Stranger: nope

You: ok, do you like tomatoes?

Stranger: She looks kinda emo btw

You: dude she's not emo you can ask anyone you want

Stranger: andd tomatoes are ok i guess

Stranger: I believe you

You: i'm frigging telling you she's not emo

Stranger: Ok I believe youu

You: she's just an awesome singer that's it

You: you go to school?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: how old r u>

You: what grade are you in?

Stranger: Im a senior in high school

You: nice

Stranger: yeah

You: i'm 18 btw

Stranger: oh ol

Stranger: ‘ok

You: so what do you think me f or m?

Stranger: Im not sure

Stranger: f maybe idk

You: well good job you guessed

You: i also make les porn

Stranger: You make porn?

You: yes

You: that's the modern era

Stranger: Do you have a porn name?

You: yes i do but won't tell you

Stranger: y?

You: cuz i don't know how big is your dick

Stranger: What does that have to do with anything?

You: well i'm bisexual

You: sooooo...

Stranger: ok..... so

You: maybe i wanna have sex with you

Stranger: idk how thats possible

You: why?

Stranger: well cuz this is the internet

You: give me your adress and i'll come to your place

Stranger: ha

You: what?

You: you don't wanna have sex?

Stranger: well i dont even know how u look

Stranger: or anything

You: well how can an 18 year old porn star look like?

You: hot, sexy, amazing

Stranger: Well yeah...... but ughhhhhh idk iif your telling the truth

You: what if i am telling you the truth

You: just answer this

Stranger: well then we would fuck tonight

You: ok just choose a place

You: close enough to you and expact me

Stranger: OR you could be an 42 year old sick fuck man soooooo

You: well you just have to learn to trust people

Stranger: ha joke

You: what?

Stranger: what your name?

You: here this is me http://www.pornstarwebography.com/cameron.html

You: i don't have an official website yet but will make one for sure

Stranger: Here is my question

Stranger: Why would you take all that trouble trying to meet up with me when you could find a nice guy in Miami

You: cuz you seem like a nice guy

Stranger: bull shit.......... there are nice guys in Miami too

You: so what i wanna make a change

You: and try a guy that does not live in miami

Stranger: whats the difference?

You: the difference is that i've gone trough every single guy in miami and i wanna try a 17 year old boy

Stranger: do me a favor....... dont kidnapp anyone..... parent actually like their kids

You: i don't wanna kidnap anyone i just wanna have sex with a 17 year old boy

Stranger: there are plenty 17 year olds in Miami

You: yes but they don't wanna do it with a pornstar cuz they are afraid of aids

You: idiots they don't know what they are missing

Stranger: Your a registered sex offender

You: so what there are plenty out there

You: like liz vicious, brooke skye railey raven...

You: etc...

You: what are you a cop?

Stranger: Im tracking you

You: how? are you tracking my IP?

Stranger: Dont worry about it....... so tell me....... why do you like kids?

You: cuz i'm 18 years old and 17 year olds are not kids to me

Stranger: bullshit your over 30

You: nope

Stranger: well we are about to find out

You: ok

Stranger: and uhhhhhh stop sex offendinh

Stranger: offending

You: but i'm warning you you will be in a lot of trouble after this

Stranger: How so?

You: don't worry about it

You: just do your thing

Stranger: Its my job to keep people like you off the streets

You: i know

Stranger: I never understand why you guys trick kids into this

You: what dude

You: what's wrong with you i'm telling you i'm an 18 year old girl porstar

You: look if you wanna have sex ok if not screw you

Stranger: You want to meet now... lets me... ill take your ass down

Stranger: meet

You: ok choose a place and time

Stranger: do you have aids btw?

You: no i don't

Stranger: ok hang on ill give you a place and time

You: ok

Stranger: 13109 North 56th Street, Tampa

Stranger: Meet me in front of the bowling alley at 8 sharp

You: wait i'll check the adress

You: ok what will you wear?

Stranger: IDK shit

Stranger: lemme think

Stranger: A red shirt that says HOLLISTER across the chest

You: ok

Stranger: What will you wear

Stranger: oh wait you probably be in front of the alley anyway

You: yo this is at updegraff vision right?

Stranger: no AMF bowling alley

You: ok how about this let's meet up at the bus station

Stranger: what bus station?

You: dude i got it wrong

You: ok the bowling alley at 8 sharp

You: be there

Stranger: ok

You: you saw me at the link i sent you previously

Stranger: yep

You: so that's how you'll recognize me

Stranger: ok

You: don't forget the handcoffs

Stranger: oh trust me Ill have them

You: i know you will i'm just saying

You: just tell me what's the time now cuz i don't have a watch

Stranger: 11 24

You: ok

Stranger: see you there

You: see your ass there

You: you gonna get some spanking :d

You:

Stranger: gladly

You: bye for now i'll go and choose what to wear

You: i'll wear something hot

Stranger: ok

You: yo tell what's hot for you?

Stranger: im sure youll know

You: ok

Stranger: bye see you tonight

 

[Saber Rider]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: hi

You: hi

You: hi

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: hixD

Stranger:

You: what are you doing maaaan

Stranger: not much you?

Stranger: not much you?

Stranger: not much you?

Stranger: not much you?

Stranger: not much you?

Stranger: not much you?

You: very much LOL

You: m/f?

Stranger: ohh!

Stranger: first one

You: ohhhh
You: watching football?

Stranger: no

You: gay:S

Stranger:

Stranger: thanks for lowering my self esteem

Stranger:

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Stranger:

Stranger:

Stranger:

Stranger:

Stranger:

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Stranger:

Stranger: we dont watch alot where i live

Stranger: does that make it better

Stranger: i guess not

Stranger: what did i do wrong?

Stranger: im sorry

Stranger: forgive me?

Stranger: i feel stupid for talking to myself

Stranger: can you just say something please?

Stranger: what if i watch football from now on

Stranger: god girl you make me crazy by not responding

Stranger: well i guess i shall leave...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Прв пат уклучувам срањево и праавев една минута "муабет" па го забаталив и кога гледам овој се изнатрескал глупости

 

[Џони.]

Question to discuss:
2 girls 1 cup?

Stranger 2: TWO WENCHES

Stranger 1: whats that?

Stranger 2: ONE CHALICE

Stranger 2: something about 2 coked out japanese chicks

Stranger 1: two girls and a cup?

Stranger 2: and poop

Stranger 2: i never watched it

Stranger 1: poop????

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 1: ewww

Stranger 2: i know riiiight

Stranger 2: you can watch reaction videos on youtube

Stranger 1: what about poop?

Stranger 2: i think they poop in their mouths or something

Stranger 2: like i said

Stranger 2: never watched

Stranger 2 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
What's the meaning of life?

Stranger 1: 42

Stranger 2: Dinosaurs.

Stranger 1 has disconnected


Question to discuss:
42:2+1-7*(6*9)=?

Stranger 2: shitt

Stranger 2: somebodys homework

Stranger 1: not mine.

Stranger 2: i knew it

Stranger 1: i'mma google the answer..

Stranger 2: am gonna go without doing it

Stranger 2: i never do my homework

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Знае некој како јас можам да одговарам на прашања?

 

[AL.]

Да ти ибам индијците све индијци...друго нема

 

[Out of Order]

Stranger: are you a banana

You: Are you Smokva ?

Stranger: no, im bananaaaaaaa

 

[Коловрт]

Па добро има ли наши луѓе на ова Omegle?

Пола саат барам некој балканец... И ништо!
--- надополнето: Aug 21, 2011 8:02 PM ---
Најблиску што стигнав беше Турција!

 

[AL.]

Е добар си ...јас најблиску што стигнав беше Холандија

 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

Пред некој саат се пуштив онака на заебанција, и од прва си фатив долг муабет за климава, светски проблеми ова она, испадна девојче од Норвешка да е, си се аднавме на ФБ и супер муабет си доправивме и таму. Не е само заебанции очигледно, само треба да ти се погоди...

 

[Коловрт]

Значи вака, од кога ја видов темава, се уклучувам на Omegle неколку дена по ред и по 100-ци муабети еве ги моите заклучоци и впечатоци:

Посетители - просек 13000 on-line во момент, иако може да рипне до 20000
Посетители по пол - 85% машки, 15% женски
Посетители по националност - најзастапени се САД, Британија и Индија... Најблиску до нас шо сретнав беа двајца турци....

Отприлика, од 100 разговори, 10 започнуваат со спам, 70 со "ASL?", 10 со некоја заебанција, и едвам 10 со некоја разумна фраза. Две третини се гасат по одговор "male" за пол. Најверојатно една третина од сите се претставуваат како спротивниот пол (ај погодете во кој ).

Ако сте чисто за заебанција и за гледање сеир, Omegle е совршено место за тоа. Можеби 20% од луѓето се заинтересирани за озбилен разговор, ама треба да имате ептен многу среќа ако сакате да најдете таков.

Светли моменти:

- Со едно типче од Белгија што бил на фестивалот каде загинаа 6 луѓе направив добар и долг муабет.
- Со едно друго типче од С.Ирска исто правев добар муабет.
- Со еден Холанѓанец исто така, 33 годишен, правев долг и опширен муабет.
- Со една Американка го направив може најдобриот муабет, ама несакајќи ми се исклучи пребарувачот.... :\

Потврдени стереотипи:
- Американците се ГЛУПИ!!!
Не знаат колку е 00:15 часот, Македонија според некои е во Африка итн...
- Европејците се глупи, ама имаат желба да учат
Гореспоменатиот Холанѓанец мислеше дека следното Европско Првенство во фудбал ќе биде во Македонија, ама на крај прашување што е тоа тавче-гравче.
- Индијците не се луѓе
Мислев дека не ги сфаќам... Ама сега знам дека никогаш нема ни да ги сфатам!
- Кинезите и сите од Далечниот Исток се како од друга планета
Исто како кога E.T. стапува во контакт со нашата цивилизација.... Како да се паднати од Марс.

п.с. заклучоците за стереотипиве се извлечени од подобрите муабети, не од троловите

 

[stick figure]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 15/male/bi. ^-^
You: fuck no!
Stranger: <33
You have disconnected.
or switch to video

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 m
Stranger: 15 f usa
You: nice
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: name?
You: why?
Stranger: jw
You: Baba Roga

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[_Филип]

Како се прави ова question to discuss?