THE BRO CODE

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BRO CODE :

Code 1: A bro must never trick another bro.
Code 2: Bros before hoes.
Code 3: A bro must always have the same interest as the other bro, even If he doesn't.
Code 4: A bro can make fun of another bro If he happened to be a Vlaf.
Code 5: A bro must never resist doing stupid things with another bro.
Code 6: A bro must never tell a bro bad news when a bro is in a good mood.
Code 7: A bro must always tell a bro of an existing girl fight.
Code 7.1: A bro must do anything in his power to let the girls fight till one of them falls down.
Code 8: A bro must always, under any circumstances, share a beer with another bro.
Code 9: A bro must never compromise bro-ship for a girl.
Code 10: A bro must go wherever another bro goes.
Code 11: A bro can telepathically understand another bro.
Code 12: A bro, can sometimes, compete with another bro for a girl.
Code 12.1: Read Code 1 and Code 9.
Code 13: A bro must never let another bro get a tattoo of a girl's name.
Code 14: A bro is allowed to make few "your momma" jokes to another bro.
Code 15: A bro must ask for another bro's sister.
Code 15.1: A bro must never hurt another bro's sister.
Code 15.2: A bro better not ask for another bro's sister because - See Code 15.1.
Code 16: A bro must always scream VMRO with another bro when drunk.
Code 17: IF a bro has to share a free ticket for a random occasion he shares it with:
1.A Bro
2.A colleague
3.A Friend
4.A mailman
5.His dog
6.NASA
....
2841. His girlfriend.

Code 18: A bro can send another bro <3 and not sound gay.
Code 19: A bro must always lend another bro money for public transportation.
Code 20: OBEY ALL CODES.

 

[GoD.HateUSaLL]

Bro Code е света книга, а ти ја споделуваш со шупаци.
I think Barney's mad at you.

 

[\m/arko]

Да им помогнам на шупаците да сменат начин на живот со надеж дека ќе прекинат да бидат шупаци.

 

[Господ]

Е сеа дудлачи или bros сте?

 

[Грејвдигер]

 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

Е сеа дудлачи или bros сте?

Што и да се, ти не си со вакво понашање!

 

[\m/arko]

Што и да се, ти не си со вакво понашање!

Ou SNAP

 

[Паган-др]

You have the right to remain BURN!

 

[GoD.HateUSaLL]

Да им помогнам на шупаците да сменат начин на живот со надеж дека ќе прекинат да бидат шупаци.

56) A Bro is required to alert another Bro if the Bro/chick Ration at a party falls below 1:1. However, to avoid Bro-flation, a Bro is only allowed to alert one Bro. Further, a Bro may not speculate on the anticipated Bro/Chick Ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

You are braking the rules!

 

[stick figure]

 

[-G-]

Its Gonna be LEGEN wait for it.... DARYY !