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Princ
Гостин
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The Hacker
Don't fear the hacker
he just enjoys the challenge
...of cleaning your disk!
Gates' Law
Great chips run high speeds
but bloatware slows to crawl
heat is main output
The Script Kiddie
My server was hacked
SSH had a hole
now my box is 0wned
Turbo Mode
Overclock your box
it is very fast ... at first
warranty now void
The Ghost Ship Bug
The bug seemed so small
Game database was trashed
I must start new game
Email Dilemma
Mail is killer app
spam overflows my quota
I need new mailbox
Code Red II
My website was so grand
until the day it changed
to an odd demand
The Email Virus
Don't open that file!
it has a strange subject line...
you mail all your friends
The Buggy OS
My box crashed again
the registry was corrupt
Slackware brought it up
The IT Shuffle
One group gets upgrade
next group can't read their files
Now they upgrade too
:pishtoldz :pishtoldz :pishtoldz :lud: :je: :je: :je:
The Hacker
Don't fear the hacker
he just enjoys the challenge
...of cleaning your disk!
Gates' Law
Great chips run high speeds
but bloatware slows to crawl
heat is main output
The Script Kiddie
My server was hacked
SSH had a hole
now my box is 0wned
Turbo Mode
Overclock your box
it is very fast ... at first
warranty now void
The Ghost Ship Bug
The bug seemed so small
Game database was trashed
I must start new game
Email Dilemma
Mail is killer app
spam overflows my quota
I need new mailbox
Code Red II
My website was so grand
until the day it changed
to an odd demand
The Email Virus
Don't open that file!
it has a strange subject line...
you mail all your friends
The Buggy OS
My box crashed again
the registry was corrupt
Slackware brought it up
The IT Shuffle
One group gets upgrade
next group can't read their files
Now they upgrade too
:pishtoldz :pishtoldz :pishtoldz :lud: :je: :je: :je:
