Каков шофер си?
- Креатор на темата Mlad_man
- Време на започнување
- Член од
- 26 јануари 2010
- Мислења
- 908
- Поени од реакции
- 186
a national driver
Symptoms:
Your driving skills are excellent, except when you take business or holiday trips out of your country, in which case you start behaving like you've got your first driving lesson.
Things are getting really worse when your partner/fellow passengers start complaining about your driving and navigation skills..
Advise:
Next time, take a plane!
- Член од
- 12 ноември 2008
- Мислења
- 2.304
- Поени од реакции
- 1.775
you are..
a tailgater
Symptoms:
On motorways you tend to stay within 2 seconds of travel distance of the car in front of you, preferable blinking with your headlights.
Advise:
Consider emigrating to Malawi, Afghanistan or North Korea ,where the number of cars per 1000 inhabitants is less than 1 and the chances of persisting your habit are 0.
a tailgater
Symptoms:
On motorways you tend to stay within 2 seconds of travel distance of the car in front of you, preferable blinking with your headlights.
Advise:
Consider emigrating to Malawi, Afghanistan or North Korea ,where the number of cars per 1000 inhabitants is less than 1 and the chances of persisting your habit are 0.
Николина
Teacher
- Член од
- 14 август 2010
- Мислења
- 5.509
- Поени од реакции
- 5.821
an over-competitive driver
Symptoms:
When standing besides annother car in front of a traffic light, you try to persuade the other to a jackrabbit start through short accelarations and consecutive breaks.
Advise:
Grow up and get a life!
Forrest Gump
низа1
- Член од
- 12 ноември 2009
- Мислења
- 7.038
- Поени од реакции
- 29.619
Џејмс Дински настроен, чат пат
С
сашенко
Гостин
a 'wannabe Cairo' driver
Symptoms:
While driving, you seem to acquire a certain death-wish.
You use your break only at the point of destination, in the mean time your claxon will make things move out of your way.
Advise:
In case you have fellow passengers, always first make sure they do not have some kind of heart condition.
You would make an excellent taxi driver in Cairo, Egypt.
- Член од
- 21 мај 2012
- Мислења
- 110
- Поени од реакции
- 92
a national driver
Symptoms:Your driving skills are excellent, except when you take business or holiday trips out of your country, in which case you start behaving like you've got your first driving lesson.
Things are getting really worse when your partner/fellow passengers start complaining about your driving and navigation skills..
Advise:Next time, take a plane!
Symptoms:Your driving skills are excellent, except when you take business or holiday trips out of your country, in which case you start behaving like you've got your first driving lesson.
Things are getting really worse when your partner/fellow passengers start complaining about your driving and navigation skills..
Advise:Next time, take a plane!
- Член од
- 6 август 2012
- Мислења
- 123
- Поени од реакции
- 39
strasen tesko na toj sto ke se vozi so mene 
Ron0n
The Mercedes Guy
- Член од
- 16 август 2009
- Мислења
- 351
- Поени од реакции
- 198
you are..
a road rager
Symptoms:You are the worst kind of driver imaginable.
In traffic you transform to a real monster.
Symptoms are sudden acceleration, braking, close tailgating, cutting others off in a lane, deliberately preventing someone from merging, sounding the horn or flashing lights excessively, rude gestures (such as "the finger"), shouting verbal abuse, obscenities or threats, intentionally causing a collision between vehicles, exiting the car to attempt to start a confrontation, including striking someone else's vehicle with an object, threatening to use or using a firearm or other deadly weapon, throwing projectiles from a moving vehicle with the intent of damaging other vehicles.
Advise:Seek professional help. Now!
a road rager
Symptoms:You are the worst kind of driver imaginable.
In traffic you transform to a real monster.
Symptoms are sudden acceleration, braking, close tailgating, cutting others off in a lane, deliberately preventing someone from merging, sounding the horn or flashing lights excessively, rude gestures (such as "the finger"), shouting verbal abuse, obscenities or threats, intentionally causing a collision between vehicles, exiting the car to attempt to start a confrontation, including striking someone else's vehicle with an object, threatening to use or using a firearm or other deadly weapon, throwing projectiles from a moving vehicle with the intent of damaging other vehicles.
Advise:Seek professional help. Now!
Ме провали!
,,,
Sungerot Bob
Живеј го животот
- Член од
- 7 август 2012
- Мислења
- 32.391
- Поени од реакции
- 36.508
Подобар од добар......... прв пат кога седнав зад волан почнав да возам, а сега тоа за мене е уживање