Вицеви на англиски (или друг јазик) - тука!
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Николина
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Дошао човек на гласање. Пошто је гласао,
каже људима из комисије, да му дају столицу
да седне.
- Комисија: Зашто? Је ли вам није добро?
- човек: Добро ми је, само сам хтео да
сачекам оца да дође на гласање.
- Комисија: Па доћиће вам отац кући, после
гласања.
- човек: Он не долази кући већ 10 година, јер
је умро, али редовно излази на изборе, па
рекох да га видим...
каже људима из комисије, да му дају столицу
да седне.
- Комисија: Зашто? Је ли вам није добро?
- човек: Добро ми је, само сам хтео да
сачекам оца да дође на гласање.
- Комисија: Па доћиће вам отац кући, после
гласања.
- човек: Он не долази кући већ 10 година, јер
је умро, али редовно излази на изборе, па
рекох да га видим...
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Pita cigan cigana jesi ikad lizo cistu picku. Pa sta se tu ima onda lizat?
Николина
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3 men died and went up to heaven. The guy at the gate said “The better you were to your wife, the better kind of car you’ll get.”
The first guy was very loyal to his wife and got a Ferrari. The second man fought with his wife so he got a broken down car. The last guy cheated on his wife dozens of times so he got a scooter.
One day the guy on the scooter saw the guy in the Ferrari crying. He asked him, “Why are you crying?”
He answered, “I just saw my wife on roller skates"
The first guy was very loyal to his wife and got a Ferrari. The second man fought with his wife so he got a broken down car. The last guy cheated on his wife dozens of times so he got a scooter.
One day the guy on the scooter saw the guy in the Ferrari crying. He asked him, “Why are you crying?”
He answered, “I just saw my wife on roller skates"
Николина
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One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it.
The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof ! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about three hours.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength, ability, and intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! God turned him into a woman.
She looked at the map, then walked across the bridge.
The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof ! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about three hours.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength, ability, and intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! God turned him into a woman.
She looked at the map, then walked across the bridge.
zee German
mpkfa
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I always bring a condom with me on a night out. Unfortunately, it's always the same one.
@cool@
Η Μακεδονία δεν είναι Ελληνική
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Случај во рајот.
–Господе,кај Вас се дојдени атеисти.
– Пренесете им, дека не сум тука .[DOUBLEPOST=1400589223][/DOUBLEPOST]зошто жените со лак, кожа и гума на и во себе ги возбудуваат мажите????
– Затоа што им мирисаат на нов автомобил .
–Господе,кај Вас се дојдени атеисти.
– Пренесете им, дека не сум тука .[DOUBLEPOST=1400589223][/DOUBLEPOST]зошто жените со лак, кожа и гума на и во себе ги возбудуваат мажите????
– Затоа што им мирисаат на нов автомобил .
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Fešta do kraja, pije se, pjeva, razbija, a to sve u podstanarskom stanu u bloku.
Neko zvoni na vratima:
” Ko je? ”
” Policija! ”
” Ali, mi smo zvali kurve ... ! ”
” A nas je zvao komšija! ”
” Pa, nek vas jebe ko vas je zvao! ”
Neko zvoni na vratima:
” Ko je? ”
” Policija! ”
” Ali, mi smo zvali kurve ... ! ”
” A nas je zvao komšija! ”
” Pa, nek vas jebe ko vas je zvao! ”
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-Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.~Judy Carter
-my favorite color? communism
-Why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead.
-If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.~Cynthia Nelms
-Three wise men - are you serious? ~Author Unknown
-If they can put one man on the moon, why can't they put them all there? ~Chocolate Waters
-Did уоu hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. ~Author Unknown
-Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. ~Roseanne Barr
-I can't trust anything that has two heads and no brain.
-"I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book." - Groucho Marx
-my favorite color? communism
-Why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead.
-If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.~Cynthia Nelms
-Three wise men - are you serious? ~Author Unknown
-If they can put one man on the moon, why can't they put them all there? ~Chocolate Waters
-Did уоu hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. ~Author Unknown
-Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. ~Roseanne Barr
-I can't trust anything that has two heads and no brain.
-"I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book." - Groucho Marx