You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: drug addict?
Stranger: yes.
You: got some?
Stranger: what you need
You: you, to try to make my night interesting
You: 3...
You: 2...
You: 1...
You: go!
Stranger: haha good luck!
You: you could've try
Stranger: but why would i
You: cus u smell like religius type
You: tryin to make everybody happy
You: you even once gave a blowjob to a dog
Stranger: hahahah you're hilarious
You: oh i know
You: dude, i guess?
Stranger: Sure thing!
You: Have I ever told you that you're kinda boring, and this omegle shit is lame?
Stranger: Yes I am totally with you!
Stranger: DiD i ever tell you that you wre kind of obnoxious?
Stranger: Cause you are
Stranger: but thats okay
You: how old are you, you big pussy?
Stranger: ollllld enough
You: HOW COOL IS THAT ?!?!?! I'VE BEEN SEARCHING YOU FOR AGES
You: stores are all like.. respecting the law
You: go buy me a beeer
This you guy rulz.