Yo mama forgets you so much at school the teachers started calling her “the 2nd dad”
Yo mama so ugly she transitioned naturally
Yo mama so incompetent she had to start wearing pants just to find a job
Yo mama hates you so much she calls herself a man as an excuse to spend less time with you
Yo mama drinks so much shes one of the guys now
Yo mama wears the strap on for your dad so often its just convenient to never take it off and tell people she is a man to explain the bulge
Yo mama only makes you frozen pizzas for dinner you just assumed she is a dad
Yo mama raised you so wrong you got daddy issues from HER
Yo mama styles and grooms her menopausal moustache every morning you only think you have two dads
Yo mama pumps her pussy lips so much they hang low just to feel what is like to have balls to stand up for her and the family
Yo mama never flushes the toilet they call her the number two-dad
Yo mama so manly she catfished your dad on grindr and raped him at the gas station bathroom, 7 months later you were born
Yo mama jerked so many dicks every time she jerks someone new they start questioning her gender with her very familiar way around it
Yo mama pronouns are she/male
Yo mama beats you so much you end up having two dads who hate you
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