One lonely summer day at the jail you see the most park creature you have ever seen. Their name is dog , and every move Penis makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Aloha and say, "Wow, that has to be the most furniture body I have ever seen. Suddenly, Penis looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! Penis says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so smiling , and was wondering if you'd like to go to trainstation WC with me and eat shit ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " shubidubi " and go with them. When you finally get to trainstation WC , Penis moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a glass of milk hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.