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MATRIX:
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
Што е најтрагично има голема вистина во ова.
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
Што е најтрагично има голема вистина во ова.
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V for Vendetta:
V: Voilа! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
Страшно добра реплика
иако половината зборови не ги разбирам
V: Voilа! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
Страшно добра реплика
иако половината зборови не ги разбирам 
The Mummy
The world is not enough
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Terminator:
John Connor: Are you shitting me?
Schwarzi: No I am not shitting you.
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Schwarzi: Take of your clothes!
Striptizerot: Patience, hunny.
Schwarzi: Take of your clothes!!
Striptizerot: Wait bitch!!
(i Schwarzi mu ja krsi rakata i mu ja zema oblekata)
____________________________________________________________
("teskite" repliki za koi Schwarzi dobi 30 mil $ za tretiot del)
Schwarzi: get out, move out, get off, I'll drive.
True lies (so Shwarzi i Jamie Lee Cartis)
(teroristot Azis zbori pred kamera i naednas prekinuva a kamermanot se prepotuva)
Azis: What???!!!
Kamermanot: Azis, battery. I have one in the car.
Azis: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Get it.!!!!
(kultna scena sto mislam deka skoro site ja znaat)
James Bond
Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Losiot (ne znam koj bese): No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!
Rambo 1
Serifot: Sto mislis deka e on,Gospod?
Polkovnikot Truman: Ne. Gospod ima milost, John nema.
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Serifot: Kazi mi kako da go najdam.
Truman: Ne moras da go baras, on ke te najde tebe.
Escape from L.A. (Snake Pliskin)
Generalot: Here is your T-shirt, your pants, your jacket, your shoes...
Pliskin (Kurt Russell): I'll take the coat.
Generalot: You'll take everything.
(glup film ama interesna scena)
John Connor: Are you shitting me?
Schwarzi: No I am not shitting you.
____________________________________________________________-
Schwarzi: Take of your clothes!
Striptizerot: Patience, hunny.
Schwarzi: Take of your clothes!!
Striptizerot: Wait bitch!!
(i Schwarzi mu ja krsi rakata i mu ja zema oblekata)
____________________________________________________________
("teskite" repliki za koi Schwarzi dobi 30 mil $ za tretiot del)
Schwarzi: get out, move out, get off, I'll drive.
True lies (so Shwarzi i Jamie Lee Cartis)
(teroristot Azis zbori pred kamera i naednas prekinuva a kamermanot se prepotuva)
Azis: What???!!!
Kamermanot: Azis, battery. I have one in the car.
Azis: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Get it.!!!!
(kultna scena sto mislam deka skoro site ja znaat)
James Bond
Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Losiot (ne znam koj bese): No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!
Rambo 1
Serifot: Sto mislis deka e on,Gospod?
Polkovnikot Truman: Ne. Gospod ima milost, John nema.
_____________________________________________________________
Serifot: Kazi mi kako da go najdam.
Truman: Ne moras da go baras, on ke te najde tebe.
Escape from L.A. (Snake Pliskin)
Generalot: Here is your T-shirt, your pants, your jacket, your shoes...
Pliskin (Kurt Russell): I'll take the coat.
Generalot: You'll take everything.
(glup film ama interesna scena)
The Mummy
The world is not enough
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Die hard (Umri maski)
John McClaine (Brus Willis): Hippyhaye, motherfucker.
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(intervju na vesti so ekspert za zaloznicki krizi_
Ekspertot: Vo vakvi situacii kaj zaloznicite se javuva taka narecen Helsinski sindrom...
Novinarot: Toa e od Helsinki vo Svedska.
Ekspertot: Vsusnost vo Finska.
(a kamermanot ne moze da se iznacudi na gluposta na novinarot)
(edna od moite omileni sceni)
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Hans Gruber: And now Mr McClaine you think that you can ride in the sunset like John Wayne?
(se smeat i dvajcata)
Brus Willis: That was Gary Cooper, asshole. (go vadi pistolot od pozadi grb i ko upucava)
Troy
Ahil (Brad Pitt): Immortallity, it's yours take it.
__________________________________________________________
(se borat kralot Menelaj i princot Paris.Paris paga na zemja bez mecot)
Menelaj: Gi gledas gavranite mlad princu? Zedni se za kralska krv.
(i interesnoto e sto Paris (Orlando Bloom) ja kreva glavata za da vidi)
John McClaine (Brus Willis): Hippyhaye, motherfucker.
____________________________________________________________
(intervju na vesti so ekspert za zaloznicki krizi_
Ekspertot: Vo vakvi situacii kaj zaloznicite se javuva taka narecen Helsinski sindrom...
Novinarot: Toa e od Helsinki vo Svedska.
Ekspertot: Vsusnost vo Finska.
(a kamermanot ne moze da se iznacudi na gluposta na novinarot)
(edna od moite omileni sceni)
____________________________________________________________
Hans Gruber: And now Mr McClaine you think that you can ride in the sunset like John Wayne?
(se smeat i dvajcata)
Brus Willis: That was Gary Cooper, asshole. (go vadi pistolot od pozadi grb i ko upucava)
Troy
Ahil (Brad Pitt): Immortallity, it's yours take it.
__________________________________________________________
(se borat kralot Menelaj i princot Paris.Paris paga na zemja bez mecot)
Menelaj: Gi gledas gavranite mlad princu? Zedni se za kralska krv.
(i interesnoto e sto Paris (Orlando Bloom) ja kreva glavata za da vidi)
The Mummy
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Hot shots (parodija na Rambo so Charlie Sheen kako Toper)
Pretsedatelot: Call the president.
Asistentot: But Sir you are the president.
Pretsedatelot: Oh yes I forgot it.
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(mu doaga Charlie Sheen na pretsedatelot da se pozdravat)
Toper: Mr. President.
Pretsedatelot: No you aren't.I know him, his taller and has white short hair.
(ovoj se cudi ama ne vika nisto i na kraj od muabetot)
Toper: Goodbye Mr. president
Pretsedatelot: Listen Toper, you are a good guy but next time don't say that you're the president cos someone may recognize that you're lying.
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Pretsedatelot: Ke gi iznenadime i ke gi napadneme ovde. (i pokazuva so rakata na globusot)
Asistentot: Ama gospodine toa e Minesota, a oni se vo Irak.
Pretsedatelot: Znam, tokmu vo toa e i iznenaduvanjeto. Sakam da se donesat site teroristi od Irak zaedno so nivnite semejstva vo Minesota.
(zakon filmce)
Tomb Raider
Tipot (ne znam kako se vikase): We could be partners.
Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie): You might try to kill me.
Tipot: I won't kill you.
Lara: I said you'd try.
Pretsedatelot: Call the president.
Asistentot: But Sir you are the president.
Pretsedatelot: Oh yes I forgot it.
___________________________________________________________
(mu doaga Charlie Sheen na pretsedatelot da se pozdravat)
Toper: Mr. President.
Pretsedatelot: No you aren't.I know him, his taller and has white short hair.
(ovoj se cudi ama ne vika nisto i na kraj od muabetot)
Toper: Goodbye Mr. president
Pretsedatelot: Listen Toper, you are a good guy but next time don't say that you're the president cos someone may recognize that you're lying.
_____________________________________________________________
Pretsedatelot: Ke gi iznenadime i ke gi napadneme ovde. (i pokazuva so rakata na globusot)
Asistentot: Ama gospodine toa e Minesota, a oni se vo Irak.
Pretsedatelot: Znam, tokmu vo toa e i iznenaduvanjeto. Sakam da se donesat site teroristi od Irak zaedno so nivnite semejstva vo Minesota.
(zakon filmce)
Tomb Raider
Tipot (ne znam kako se vikase): We could be partners.
Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie): You might try to kill me.
Tipot: I won't kill you.
Lara: I said you'd try.
The Mummy
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Princot od Zamunda
(sedat vo sala na kosarka Eddie Murphy, Lisa (sto mu se sviga) i decko i Deril)
Deril: Sto igrate vie vo Zamunda, brkate majmini? Ha, ha.
Eddie Murphy: Igrame fudbal.
Deril: Sigurno e interesno osobeno koga ke ja udrite so toa glavite vasi.
Deril: Sigurno toa sto nosis obleka e novo iskustvo za tebe.
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(pomosnikot na Murphy Semi praka telegrama vo posta)
Blagajnickata: Sigurni ste deka sakate da go ispratite ovoa?
Semi: Zasto ne e vo red? Procitajte mi go ve molam.
Blagajnickata: Do kralot Jefrie, kralska palata, Zamunda. "Pocituvan krale gi istrosivme nasite paricni sredstva moze li da ni pratite uste 200 000 $"
Semi: Mislite deka se malku tie pari?
Blagaj:Paaaaaaaaaa....
Semi: Imate pravo pisete 300 000.
Blagaj: Sigurni ste deka ke vi bidat dosta?
Semi: Paaaa, podobro pisete 500 000.
Blagaj: Zasto ne pobarate 1 000 000 koga veke barate?
Semi: Da ne se mnogu?
Blagaj: Ma neeeeeeeeee.
(sum se gazel od smeenje so ovaa scena)
Twins ( koga se bliznaci Schwarzi i Deni De Vito)
(vo zatvorot koga Schwarzi go vadi od zatvor De vito)
Schwarzi: Vins konecno te najdov.
Deni: Se znaeme?
Schwarzi: Nie sme braka bliznaci.
(ovoj go gleda i se smee)
Deni: Da sigurno gledam deka mnogu si licime.
Schwarzi: Ama ne sme ednojajcani.
Deni: Sto zboris? Mora da si greska, sigurno sme ednojajcani.
(sedat vo sala na kosarka Eddie Murphy, Lisa (sto mu se sviga) i decko i Deril)
Deril: Sto igrate vie vo Zamunda, brkate majmini? Ha, ha.
Eddie Murphy: Igrame fudbal.
Deril: Sigurno e interesno osobeno koga ke ja udrite so toa glavite vasi.
Deril: Sigurno toa sto nosis obleka e novo iskustvo za tebe.
__________________________________________________________
(pomosnikot na Murphy Semi praka telegrama vo posta)
Blagajnickata: Sigurni ste deka sakate da go ispratite ovoa?
Semi: Zasto ne e vo red? Procitajte mi go ve molam.
Blagajnickata: Do kralot Jefrie, kralska palata, Zamunda. "Pocituvan krale gi istrosivme nasite paricni sredstva moze li da ni pratite uste 200 000 $"
Semi: Mislite deka se malku tie pari?
Blagaj:Paaaaaaaaaa....
Semi: Imate pravo pisete 300 000.
Blagaj: Sigurni ste deka ke vi bidat dosta?
Semi: Paaaa, podobro pisete 500 000.
Blagaj: Zasto ne pobarate 1 000 000 koga veke barate?
Semi: Da ne se mnogu?
Blagaj: Ma neeeeeeeeee.
(sum se gazel od smeenje so ovaa scena)
Twins ( koga se bliznaci Schwarzi i Deni De Vito)
(vo zatvorot koga Schwarzi go vadi od zatvor De vito)
Schwarzi: Vins konecno te najdov.
Deni: Se znaeme?
Schwarzi: Nie sme braka bliznaci.
(ovoj go gleda i se smee)
Deni: Da sigurno gledam deka mnogu si licime.
Schwarzi: Ama ne sme ednojajcani.
Deni: Sto zboris? Mora da si greska, sigurno sme ednojajcani.
The Mummy
The world is not enough
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Startrek
(legendarnite zborovi na kapetan Pikard)
Pikard: Make it so, Engage
Policaecot od Beverli Hils 2 (Axel Foli)
(vleguva Eddie Murphy vo strelisteto so kesa i prepoten)
Axel: Dobar den go baram gospodinot (ne mi teknuva na imeto)
Sekretarkata: Ostavete go paketot tuka jas ke mu go odnesam.
Axel: A ne moram licno da mu go dadam.
Sekre: Ne mozam da ve pustam.
Axel: Slusajte ova e eksploziv za naveduvacki raketi.Ne znaete kolku e ova opsano. Nemojte ni da kivate, ni da disete zasto otidovme site vo vozduh.
(sekretarkata pocnuva da panici i mu vika da go odnesat)
Axel: A sto dobivam jas so toa? Ako mi pukne? Imam 2 mali devojcinja sakate da ostanat bez tatko? Eden moj kolega zavri vaka i mu gi najdoa samo patikite.
Sekretarkata: Na vi 10 $.
Axel: 10$? Pa vi se molam imam 2 bliznacinja na koi im trebaat novi cevli.
(ovaa mu dava 20$ i go moli da si odi veke. Ovoj na odenje pocnuva da se pravi deka mu se kiva, a sekre se moca od strav. Uspeva da se vozdrzi i vika.
Axel: Za malce ke ja zaebevme rabotata.
(legendarnite zborovi na kapetan Pikard)
Pikard: Make it so, Engage
Policaecot od Beverli Hils 2 (Axel Foli)
(vleguva Eddie Murphy vo strelisteto so kesa i prepoten)
Axel: Dobar den go baram gospodinot (ne mi teknuva na imeto)
Sekretarkata: Ostavete go paketot tuka jas ke mu go odnesam.
Axel: A ne moram licno da mu go dadam.
Sekre: Ne mozam da ve pustam.
Axel: Slusajte ova e eksploziv za naveduvacki raketi.Ne znaete kolku e ova opsano. Nemojte ni da kivate, ni da disete zasto otidovme site vo vozduh.
(sekretarkata pocnuva da panici i mu vika da go odnesat)
Axel: A sto dobivam jas so toa? Ako mi pukne? Imam 2 mali devojcinja sakate da ostanat bez tatko? Eden moj kolega zavri vaka i mu gi najdoa samo patikite.
Sekretarkata: Na vi 10 $.
Axel: 10$? Pa vi se molam imam 2 bliznacinja na koi im trebaat novi cevli.
(ovaa mu dava 20$ i go moli da si odi veke. Ovoj na odenje pocnuva da se pravi deka mu se kiva, a sekre se moca od strav. Uspeva da se vozdrzi i vika.
Axel: Za malce ke ja zaebevme rabotata.
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Man in black 2
(posle scenata vo metroto so crvot koga Will Smith im go brise sekavanjeto na patnicite)
Will Smith: Gradot New York vi blagodari sto ucestvuvavte vo vezbata. Ako ova bese vistinski slucaj site ke bevte izedeni zasto ne slusate. Nepismeni ste. Kako moze covek da vleta niz zadnata vrata od metroto... Toa e problemot so site Njujorcani, nie sme videle se... O, ne crv od 180 metri, spasete ne, g. Crn Covek. Jas dojdov i ubavo ve zamoliv da se premestite vo drugiot vagon, a vie site sedite kako da...
(im svetnuva i im se zablagodaruva za ucestvoto vo vezbata)
(posle scenata vo metroto so crvot koga Will Smith im go brise sekavanjeto na patnicite)
Will Smith: Gradot New York vi blagodari sto ucestvuvavte vo vezbata. Ako ova bese vistinski slucaj site ke bevte izedeni zasto ne slusate. Nepismeni ste. Kako moze covek da vleta niz zadnata vrata od metroto... Toa e problemot so site Njujorcani, nie sme videle se... O, ne crv od 180 metri, spasete ne, g. Crn Covek. Jas dojdov i ubavo ve zamoliv da se premestite vo drugiot vagon, a vie site sedite kako da...
(im svetnuva i im se zablagodaruva za ucestvoto vo vezbata)