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YOU KNOW YOU ARE MACEDONIAN WHEN:
- your grandfather always has a shot of ‘rakija’ for breakfast;
- even if you are a girl, your parents (who can’t remember your name) call you ‘sine’;
- your uncle makes his own wine that’s stronger than ‘rakija’;
- your mother insists that ‘promaja’ will kill you;
- your mother insists you must eat something with ‘sirenje’ at least three times a week;
- you use ‘rakija’ to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage or shaving lotion;
- you celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone else;
- your ‘baba’ will not accept the fact that you are not hungry;
- you go to a restaurant and bring your own drinks;
- you go to you’re ‘baba’s’ house, she offers you ‘supa’, ‘sarma’, ‘piperki’ or ‘kolbasi’ and gets upset when you don’t eat EVERYTHING;
- when you have four pairs of ‘vlecki’ in your wardrobe;
- all other action stops when you hear the music of ‘Ogan da go gori’ or ‘Biser balkanski’;
- when your mum calls you ‘stoka’;
- there’s a slab of fat in your fridge called ‘SLANINA’;
- your parents still prefer to buy tapes rather than CDs;
- your mum has a whole pharmacy in her medicine cabinet;
- your parents think everything is a conspiracy;
- you definitely know you are a ‘Macho’ when you mix ‘Kisela voda’ with ‘Smederevka’ at a local ‘birtija’;
- you have at least a whole ‘tendzere’ left over with food after the whole family has eaten;
- everyone asks you how much money you made on your wedding night;
- your wife has to make you food everyday and if she doesn’t she is not a ‘domakinka’;
- your parents invite 500 people over to your house because it is your ‘slava’;
- your parents can eat ‘luti piperki’ like chocolate and not break out on a sweat;
- the house has to be vacuumed at least ten times a week;
- after a late night out with your mates on a Friday night, your mum comes into your room at 8.00 in the morning and vacuums your room and tells you to get up because it’s almost lunch time;
- your fridge always has more beer than food, just in case ,gosti’ came over;
- you always bargain at the market and try to get discounts;
- your friends call you ‘peer!’.
