Ево нешто што го прочитав сега а не знаев каде да го постирам па решив овде... Рандом муабети...
Women have a much better time than men in this world; there are far more things
forbidden to them.
Many a romance begins when a girl sinks into his arms -- and ends up with her arms in
his sink.
Bachelor: A man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
Milligan's Law of Home Economics: Two can live as cheaply as one, for about half as
long.
You've heard of the three ages of woman: youth, middle age and, "You are looking
wonderful."
Golding's Law of Typecasting: The world is divided into two types of people, those who
divide the world into two types of people, and those who don't.
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rights.
Women are entirely to blame for men's lies; they keep insisting on asking the most
awkward questions.
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Klein's Law of Possibilities: Nothing is impossible for people who don't have to do it
themselves.
In this world there are only two tragedies: one is not getting what one wants, and the
other is getting it.
Middle age: Later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative.
Percy's Law of Laziness: The world is divided into two sorts of people, those who are
willing to work and those who are willing to let them.
Karl Marx says, "To do is to be do."
Albert Camus says, "To be is to do."
And Frank Sinatra says, "Do be do be do."
Ево и еден виц за да се расположиш пред спиење...
It was at the office Christmas party. As they lay on the office reception couch in the
darkened room, their breath came hot and fast.
"Oh, Melvin, oh Melvin," she said passionately, "You've never made love to me like this
before. Is it because of the holiday spirit?"
"No," he panted. "It is probably because I am not Melvin!"
Е јбг, од толку шетање и нозе здоболуваат, па мора да се интервенира со кревање и носење во раце... па дебелка, проблем ли е ? 
секако дека не 
